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Anonymous Fri 14 Sep 2018 05:34:28 No.1359965 View View Reply Original Report

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I want to go /out/ a lot more and go explore the backcountry but I’m scared of seeing one of these fucktards.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Sep 2018 05:53:31 No.1359973 Report

Quoted By: >>1359975

>>1359965
You live up north, Wyoming, Montana, Idaho?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Sep 2018 05:59:15 No.1359975 Report

Quoted By: >>1359979 >>1360283

>>1359973
Idaho

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Sep 2018 06:08:42 No.1359979 Report

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>>1359975
Any laws about hiking/camping with firearms in Idaho? If not, bear spray and a .308

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 14 Sep 2018 06:23:54 No.1359986 Report

Quoted By: >>1360024

Remember to look up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Sep 2018 06:33:53 No.1359990 Report

Quoted By: >>1362519

>>1359965
It really is a cruel joke on /out/ people. Most beautiful part of the country, guarded by murder beasts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Sep 2018 08:29:59 No.1360024 Report

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>>1359986

Treebears are known to drop on unsuspecing hikers, dragging the crushed body back up the tree like leopards do.

But you knew all this, OP, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Sep 2018 10:30:10 No.1360041 Report

Quoted By: >>1360133 >>1360135 >>1360136 >>1360172 >>1362762

>>1359965
brown bears aren't territorial. They would be afraid of you as much as you're afraid of them. They only pose a threat in the spring after waking up from the hibernation.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 14 Sep 2018 15:17:43 No.1360133 Report

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>>1360041
Yes they are very hungry in the spring and a hiker will do just fine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Sep 2018 15:20:19 No.1360135 Report

Quoted By: >>1360217

>>1360041
They are scary as hell when they fight though. Video related, action starts by one minute mark. You would not believe how fast those hulking things are.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEG-w2YI7hQ

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Sep 2018 15:23:46 No.1360136 Report

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>>1360041
Nice bait cityboy. Brown bears are just as hostile than other bears, they bite your head.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 14 Sep 2018 15:24:41 No.1360138 Report

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Nuuh

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Sep 2018 15:34:08 No.1360146 Report

Quoted By: >>1360213

>>1359965
In Finland this animal is called "Kusipää" of the forests.

Translate it to English if you will.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Sep 2018 15:35:57 No.1360148 Report

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>>1359965

Bodyslam it

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Sep 2018 15:44:25 No.1360153 Report

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These fuckers purposefully bite you in the head.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 14 Sep 2018 16:11:25 No.1360167 Report

Quoted By: >>1360201

Dont be afraid of us, well not bite you in the head and taste your delicious brains :)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Sep 2018 16:22:41 No.1360172 Report

Quoted By: >>1361107

>>1360041
t. Brownbear hoping to kill hikers

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Sep 2018 17:09:27 No.1360201 Report

Quoted By: >>1360212

>>1360167
Those claws hurt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Sep 2018 17:36:53 No.1360212 Report

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>>1360201
Oh, you mean our Human Love Signalers? Please do not be concerned with them, they are simply to help us give you massages and hugs.

Please bring yourself and all of your slow, soft, tasty family into the woods with you and visit us. Also bring many food items so we can share a meal together. The missus and I would definitely like to have you all for dinner... over for dinner, I mean...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Sep 2018 17:38:20 No.1360213 Report

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>>1360146
How I can give one tää :D on this board?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Sep 2018 17:42:26 No.1360215 Report

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So cute

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Sep 2018 17:43:22 No.1360217 Report

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>>1360135
Is it wrong to think I could handle myself in a mixup with one of them? I'm a very stout fellow and well trained in the deadly arts. The secret would just be not to panic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Sep 2018 17:52:21 No.1360219 Report

Quoted By: >>1360220

>>1360217
>well trained in the deadly arts.
Are you planning on fucking karate chopping the bear to death?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Sep 2018 17:58:43 No.1360220 Report

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>>1360219
No, I'd use an appropriate selection of my skills that are geared towards larger opponents.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 14 Sep 2018 18:11:49 No.1360226 Report

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>>1359965
git gud

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7_pVrIshxA

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Sep 2018 18:25:53 No.1360234 Report

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>>1359965

Make noise.

Stomp on leaves and twigs now and again.
Clap your hands now and again.

You'll scare off bears or cubs long before you know they're there.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 14 Sep 2018 19:34:07 No.1360283 Report

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>>1359975
Ain't no grizzlies there, and black bears are pussies.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 14 Sep 2018 19:41:12 No.1360289 Report

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>>1360283
How about these?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Sep 2018 20:05:22 No.1360308 Report

Quoted By: >>1360315

>>1360283
There are def black bears in that little sliver of southern ME

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Sep 2018 20:18:51 No.1360315 Report

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>>1360308
Tbh not sure how old that map is. I think some grizzlies have made their way into western Idaho by now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Sep 2018 21:01:25 No.1360349 Report

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>>1360283

They're in eastern Idaho you stupid fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Sep 2018 22:02:37 No.1360379 Report

Quoted By: >>1360382

wear a couple bells and carry a big stick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Sep 2018 22:10:46 No.1360382 Report

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>>1360379
I don't think that's how the quote goes

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Sep 2018 22:41:05 No.1360402 Report

Quoted By: >>1362590

>Tell family/friends your daily itinerary so if they don't hear from you, search teams know where to start

>Bring bear spray - First line of defense if you see a bear getting too close

>Bring a handgun - Second line of defense against a bear

>Make noise while walking along the trail to the camp spot - bears will stay away from noise.

>If you see a bear, don't run. Make noise, make yourself look larger, and slowly walk away. Bears are a bigger threat when you walk up to them and they didn't notice.

>Bring a GPS device that can do 2-way communication

>When camping, hang your food in a bear-proof bag about 10+ feet from a tree that is located 100+ ft downwind from your campsite. Eat all your food here

>Don't keep or eat any food in your tent.

>Contact your local forest or park service office to inquire about bear sightings and local warnings

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Sep 2018 23:04:12 No.1360418 Report

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Glock 40 in 10mm, 16 rounds of "Go away Bear!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 03:22:16 No.1360511 Report

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>>1360283
Northern Idaho reporting, We got grizzlies here fella.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Sep 2018 04:41:07 No.1361069 Report

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>>1360283
>live in southern WI
>seen bear tracks in the city three times
>several live in Devil's Lake State Park area
>mfw i see this pic

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Sep 2018 06:18:50 No.1361107 Report

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>>1360172
KEK!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Sep 2018 06:20:33 No.1361108 Report

Quoted By: >>1362496

>>1360217
As wrong as can be imagined.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Sep 2018 06:22:52 No.1361112 Report

Quoted By: >>1362442

>>1360283
Until a black bear decides not to be a pussy.
They run from you most of the time, but sometimes they are hungry. It happens.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Sep 2018 11:29:33 No.1362441 Report

Quoted By: >>1362496

>>1360217
one of those is about 4-6 times stronger than you are. they also are expert wrestlers that bite. not a bright idea.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Sep 2018 11:32:32 No.1362442 Report

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>>1361112
if a black bear happens to be a 300kg male then it is basically a different species. what you expect from the smaller ones and females no longer applies. it's gonna have a t-rex attitude.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Sep 2018 13:46:33 No.1362496 Report

Quoted By: >>1362506 >>1362542

>>1361108
>>1362441
During the fight, though, I won't be holding back. I'd be also able to utilize things like joint locks and other submission techniques.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Sep 2018 14:44:39 No.1362506 Report

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>>1362496
doesn't matter it would be for the bear like if a little girl of 5 years attacked you with everything she has.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Sep 2018 15:45:19 No.1362519 Report

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>>1359990
The radiation from your autism causes more deaths than bears do.

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Anonymous Tue 18 Sep 2018 16:33:01 No.1362542 Report

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>>1362496
>4 ft tall, 600 lbs literal killing machine
>crushing bite damage of 1100 lbs per square inch

Oh I'm sure you've got this, just give him one of your signature moves

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Sep 2018 18:27:08 No.1362590 Report

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>>1359965
Practice good food management and you will greatly decrease the rick.
>Keep all food in odor proof bags.
>Minimise cooking.
>If you do cook don't cook where you camp.
>Store food in a bear proof container or hung properly.
>In your bear can/bear should go ALL smellys. Tooth paste, soup, lotion, etc
>If you are feeling super paranoid change your clothes and wash your hands and face after eating. Store the clothes you ate in in your bear can/bag.
>Carry bear spray.
These precautions are mainly for grizzly country. When in black bear country hanging your food is enough. This isn't to keep you safe but to prevent bears from associating campers with food.
>>1360402
This is good advice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Sep 2018 22:11:25 No.1362762 Report

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>>1360041
>They only pose a threat in the spring after waking up from the hibernation.

you are either lying or ignorant- which is it?

this happened 4 days ago

"Hunting guide killed and hunter injured in Wyoming bear attack during elk hunt"

http://www.kulr8.com/story/39099574/2018/09/Sunday/hunting-guide-killed-and-hunter-injured-in-wyoming-bear-attack-during-elk-hunt

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Sep 2018 19:26:55 No.1363373 Report

Quoted By: >>1363412

>>1360217
>secret would just be not to panic.

how would you get out of their special head lock with their teeth buried an inch or 2 into your skull?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Sep 2018 19:35:40 No.1363380 Report

Quoted By: >>1363412

>>1360217
based

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Sep 2018 20:30:36 No.1363412 Report

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>>1363373
They'd likely never get that far. I'm very fast and would never let my guard down around a creature of the wild.

>>1363380
Thank you. This thread has boosted my confidence since I was able to address all of the concerns that these outdoor people have brought up.

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