>>1375946What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Mississippi catfish noodling school, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Mekong river giant catfishes, and I have over 300 confirmed catfish kills. I am trained in gill stabbing warfare and I'm the top circle hook tier in the entire US catfish fishing community. You are nothing to me but just another Siluriformes to kill by bleeding its gills. I will smack my club on a catfishes head with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of hillbilly noodlers across Alabama and your catfish pond is stocked with asian carp right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. Like a catfish with no gills matey. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill a catfish way damn better than you, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in catfish dispatchment, but I have access to the entire arsenal of my knife and club collection and I will use it to its full extent to kill a catfish like it is supposed to be done, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will stab my knife all over the gills and you will learn from it. Your catfishes never have ben so fucking dead, kiddo.
