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>be me
>hiking group has a qt3.14 in it
>make sure to follow her, scope her ass and show that I can keep up (she was right behind the leader)
>all going smooth until we get to the section with pure vertical steps
>make it, panting my lungs out
>her: so anon, want to keep going up to the waterfall?
>my dick: yes
>my lungs: everything is fine, ignore the flames
>my legs: if you take one more step uphill we're crashing this body with no survivors
>tell her: haha no, you go ahead I'll catch up.
>she goes on, I rest by the stream
>slowpokes in the group eventually reach me, decide it's time to go ahead and find the girl
>no traces, have to double back
>eventually she comes down, shortly after the group gets a move on again
>downhill too focused on footing to chat
>all spark gone, just say bye and drive away at the end
wtf /out/ you told me it was easy to get an outdoors gf!
>hiking group has a qt3.14 in it
>make sure to follow her, scope her ass and show that I can keep up (she was right behind the leader)
>all going smooth until we get to the section with pure vertical steps
>make it, panting my lungs out
>her: so anon, want to keep going up to the waterfall?
>my dick: yes
>my lungs: everything is fine, ignore the flames
>my legs: if you take one more step uphill we're crashing this body with no survivors
>tell her: haha no, you go ahead I'll catch up.
>she goes on, I rest by the stream
>slowpokes in the group eventually reach me, decide it's time to go ahead and find the girl
>no traces, have to double back
>eventually she comes down, shortly after the group gets a move on again
>downhill too focused on footing to chat
>all spark gone, just say bye and drive away at the end
wtf /out/ you told me it was easy to get an outdoors gf!