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Anonymous Tue 27 Nov 2018 05:04:03 No.1404191 View View Reply Original Report

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Has anyone else ever been so tired/out of it that wildlife no longer cared you were there? When I was 15 my father dropped me in the woods to man me up and when I was walking home I walked past deer, rabbits, and even a coyote but none of them really did anything even though I was passing within 5 feet of a few of them and I was wondering if this is a normal occurrence

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Nov 2018 05:05:55 No.1404193 Report

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>>1404191
I should probably add it was a considerable hike and this happened on the latter half of it when I didn't care about anything but walking

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Nov 2018 05:09:11 No.1404196 Report

Quoted By: >>1404204

>>1404191
>When I was 15 my father dropped me in the woods to man me up
He was hoping you would not make it back

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Nov 2018 05:16:36 No.1404204 Report

Quoted By: >>1405389

>>1404196
Nah, he was molding me into his vision of an elite /k/ worthy operator

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Nov 2018 05:50:32 No.1404220 Report

Quoted By: >>1404361

>>1404191
Poor deer. Hunters are Neanderthals. Deer was just minding its own business doing deer stuff and one day someone just shot it in the face like an asshole.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Nov 2018 06:17:41 No.1404230 Report

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>>1404191
They could probably hear you from a distance and could tell by your footsteps and breathing that you were fatigued, prey animals have very acute senses and can sniff out the tiniest cues of agressive intention, you walking around tired as fuck not even looking at them or making unpredictable movements probably let them know you weren't a threat, it's still a curious thing because those types of animals usually start galloping as soon as they see a human shape

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Nov 2018 08:38:48 No.1404275 Report

Quoted By: >>1404444

The marmots near the top of Pike's Peak could not give less of a fuck when I hiked it. They would stay like 1 foot out of arm's reach. Was almost insulting but I was fat and very tired.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Nov 2018 11:36:35 No.1404343 Report

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>>1404191
They were skinwalkers man...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Nov 2018 12:46:21 No.1404361 Report

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>>1404220
>falling for the (((propaganda))) that Neanderthals are asshole cretins

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Nov 2018 13:15:04 No.1404372 Report

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>>1404191
Sounds like you were simply not being as weary and nervous of them as most people those animals had encountered were before, and they knew you weren't even going to stop and stare.

I always try to find ways of walking / moving through brush noises which make deer and the like as calm as possible, it's hard to find a definite that works for most animals. Some like you just to stroll past where others need you to move like fucking solid snake

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Nov 2018 16:35:02 No.1404444 Report

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>>1404275

That's because fuckin transplants from the midwest feed the god damn marmots.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Nov 2018 19:14:18 No.1404568 Report

Quoted By: >>1404612

>>1404191
I think its more a case that your perception changes dramatically when your body is exhausted.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Nov 2018 20:21:20 No.1404612 Report

Quoted By: >>1404831

>>1404568
Are you saying I hallucinated it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Nov 2018 02:52:20 No.1404831 Report

Quoted By: >>1404836

>>1404612
Depends. Did any of them talk to you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Nov 2018 03:01:03 No.1404836 Report

Quoted By: >>1406752

>>1404831
No, it was just me walking past animals without them caring

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Nov 2018 04:12:27 No.1404879 Report

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My neighborhood has a bunch of deer and more and more are coming as land around my neighborhood is being built on. On my night walks I can walk straight on the road and deer laying down in lawns will net move even when I'm within five feet of them.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Nov 2018 04:20:17 No.1404884 Report

Quoted By: >>1404886

>if this is a normal occurrence
Happens to me all the time. I even have videos

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Nov 2018 04:21:23 No.1404886 Report

Quoted By: >>1407356

>>1404884
here's a wolf

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Nov 2018 05:17:40 No.1404911 Report

Quoted By: >>1405182

>>1404191

Animals can read body language very well. It is their main form of communication. If you seem sickly, bears will even not eat you for fear you'll infect them. Seals sometimes bring fish to scuba divers because they think the divers are incompetent at hunting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Nov 2018 18:16:58 No.1405182 Report

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>>1404911
Yes, but they avoid those things rather than ignore them

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Nov 2018 19:21:01 No.1405217 Report

Quoted By: >>1405377 >>1405405 >>1405589

>>1404191
Deer are so tame in my forest they just stand there and you can go right up to them and make a perfect seal around their nose and blow into them so it comes out their mouth.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Nov 2018 00:26:47 No.1405377 Report

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>>1405217
Yeah, I remember when my neighbors liked putting up plastic deer too

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Nov 2018 00:41:10 No.1405389 Report

Quoted By: >>1405559

>>1404204
I've noticed that chickadees don't mind human presence. If I sit perfectly still and a flock of chickadees passes over me, some of them will come right up to me, landing on branches two or three feet from my face. They'll be doing their alarm call, but they don't act afraid at all. It's like they're curious. Anybody else noticed this?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Nov 2018 01:08:34 No.1405405 Report

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>>1405217
>>1405377

lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Nov 2018 06:17:07 No.1405559 Report

Quoted By: >>1405669 >>1409418

>>1405389
Are you in a town or something where people feed them? That could explain it

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Nov 2018 07:28:57 No.1405589 Report

Quoted By: >>1405624 >>1405673

>>1405217
I tried something similar once with a female deer, by putting a tight seal around her butthole with my mouth, hoping I could make her queef. Unfortunately I just ended up with a mouthful of deer shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Nov 2018 10:09:05 No.1405624 Report

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>>1405589
>>>/k/

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Nov 2018 12:30:59 No.1405669 Report

Quoted By: >>1405780

>>1405559
Not him but I'm 100% convinced some people just don't register as humans to animals
>routinely have birds land on me
I had this guy land on my shoulder inside a Home Depot. Didn't seem hurt or tired but let me handle him, he eventually got bored and flew back into the rafters
>have a wild fox that dens under my patio
Lets me pet it and will come chill with me when I'm out by myself but disappears as soon as literally anyone else gets within 100 feet
>routinely have deer just walk right up to me, even while hunting
Nothing quite like sitting in a ground blind with a doe sticking her head in through the door and blocking your shot at the buck that's chasing her. Has happened twice. One even took a nap curled up against the side of my blind, had to kick her through the fabric so I could get out. Have also had them up on my covered porch during storms and when I go out to see what's clomping around they just give me a look like "what? It's dry in here and your peonies are tasty"

Fortunately haven't had any hormone crazed bucks try to fight/fuck me yet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Nov 2018 12:39:31 No.1405673 Report

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>>1405589
No joke blowing air into someone can kill them.

Look up deaths caused by people blowing air into someone's womb.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Nov 2018 17:12:01 No.1405780 Report

Quoted By: >>1405787

>>1405669
>basically hunting on easymode
Just wait for the buck to get ready to fuck and slit his throat with your knife, don't bother wasting the ammo

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Nov 2018 17:19:29 No.1405787 Report

Quoted By: >>1405793 >>1409420

>>1405780
So should I let him nut first? Seems the gentlemanly thing to do.

Also the birb I forgot to post earlier.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Nov 2018 17:32:44 No.1405793 Report

Quoted By: >>1405832 >>1406093

>>1405787
Your hands are so ashy that bird probably thought you were a tree

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Nov 2018 19:14:34 No.1405832 Report

Quoted By: >>1405852

>>1405793
>ashy
I'm white, those are calluses.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Nov 2018 20:07:30 No.1405852 Report

Quoted By: >>1409420

>>1405832
>implying that makes a difference to a bird
It thinks you're a tree bro

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Nov 2018 04:10:54 No.1406093 Report

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>>1405793
you sound like a delicate man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Nov 2018 09:34:02 No.1406194 Report

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>>1404191
Its a sign of rabies so be careful

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Dec 2018 07:29:15 No.1406752 Report

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>>1404836
Quit beating around the bush, poopbutt.
Tell us what they said

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Dec 2018 10:18:26 No.1407353 Report

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>>1404191
>When I was 15 my father dropped me in the woods to man me up
this is pretty much how I imagine this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DB4z492z2hg

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Dec 2018 10:22:07 No.1407356 Report

Quoted By: >>1409547

>>1404886
That's cool as fuck, where you at

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Dec 2018 18:37:08 No.1409418 Report

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>>1405559
No, I've observed this in the jersey Pine Barrens, the deepest woods in Pennsylvania, and the deepest woods in Vermont.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Dec 2018 18:39:22 No.1409420 Report

Quoted By: >>1409488

>>1405852
Even a turkey is retarded enough to think that a person is a tree.
>>1405787
Do you know what species of warbler that is? It is a warbler, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Dec 2018 20:23:55 No.1409488 Report

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>>1409420
Female or juvenile yellow warbler.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Dec 2018 21:32:37 No.1409547 Report

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>>1407356
Southeast Alaska

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