>>1412073>ineffectual saw>checkYou being wrong, check. I recently used it to cut several sections of PVC, in fact. I would certainly have preferred an actual pipe cutter or hacksaw, but those were miles away, and SAK was right there in my pocket, fully capable of the job with more effort than those tools, but less effort than going to get them...the task was accomplished then and there.
>>shit X39Cr13 slipjoint blade And yet, it's cut everything I've ever needed cut by a blades of its two sizes.
>impotent scissorsAnd yet, the exclusive method for cutting my finger and toe nails all these years!
>garbage accessoriesYeah, I've use the hook, awl/punch, screw drivers, file, saw, corkscrew, tweezers, toothpick, all of it, to accomplish an astounding number of tasks over the years. There are certainly times that require more robust, specialized tools, but overall, pound for pound, the SAK is the single most useful tool on Earth.