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My recommendation: If you really want one, just make it. Get a small 1/8" thick sheet of aluminum, a steel rule, a small file set, a battery drill + bits, and a di grinder with metal cutting & engraving bits, and the appropriate plans then you're good to go, with maybe some tutorials in basic metal fabrication from the net.
Long after you lose or throw out the piece of shit in OP pic related, you'll be basking in the glory of your fledgling tool collection, interpretation of technical drawings and hand skills.