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>be me
>cub scouts camping trip
>its getting dark
>scout master tells us to get wood n shit for a bonfire
>go about 2o feet away from camp
>see the perfect stick
>grab it
>its a rattlesnake tail
>too retarded to run away
>bring it over my head and swing it in circles
>the snake can't come back and bite me
>shout for help
>everyone comes
>sees me using a snake like a lasso
>kids laughing, adults shitting pants
>tell me to hit the snake against a tree as hard as I can
>hope it breaks its neck
>whip its head at mach speed into the biggest tree I could find
>head explodes
>adults don't know whether to congratulate or punish me
>other kids think I'm hardcore
>mfw my nickname was snake charmer from then on
>cub scouts camping trip
>its getting dark
>scout master tells us to get wood n shit for a bonfire
>go about 2o feet away from camp
>see the perfect stick
>grab it
>its a rattlesnake tail
>too retarded to run away
>bring it over my head and swing it in circles
>the snake can't come back and bite me
>shout for help
>everyone comes
>sees me using a snake like a lasso
>kids laughing, adults shitting pants
>tell me to hit the snake against a tree as hard as I can
>hope it breaks its neck
>whip its head at mach speed into the biggest tree I could find
>head explodes
>adults don't know whether to congratulate or punish me
>other kids think I'm hardcore
>mfw my nickname was snake charmer from then on
