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I jack off on trees because I like that they can't say no or get away
Also
>plan a 3 day trip in the white mountains
>summit my first peak around 2pm, about to head down the south face to a camp ground
>blizzard rolls in i was not prepared for
>end up hunkering down towards the summit, all my layers are wet out, temps in the low teens
>stay in my camp for 16 hours
>wake up the next morning with 6 inches of snow on the ground
>hiked back to my car and went home
Was unprepared, lived through it, learned a very valuable lesson
