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Anonymous Wed 19 Jun 2013 03:06:07 No.142315 View View Reply Original Report

How do I keep my stuff from being stolen while I'm out in the woods camping?

I mean I set up my tent and shit, then go hike.

is someone just gonna rek my shit while i'm gone?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jun 2013 03:07:01 No.142317 Report

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set all your stuff on top of a mine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jun 2013 03:43:41 No.142354 Report

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Hide your shit better.
Don't camp near other campers.
Don't camp near negroes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jun 2013 04:03:29 No.142363 Report

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If you can't fit all your shit in a backpack that's light enough to go with you, you're doing it wrong.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jun 2013 04:06:51 No.142364 Report

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When I camp overnight, I arrive at night and then pack everything up the next morning. I hike the closest peak or peaks with all my gear then leave from there. You could also bury your stuff, but that seems a bit excessive, and if any of it is smellable to animals they'll still find it and dig it up. I guess the answer is to stop being paranoid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jun 2013 16:59:27 No.142722 Report

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I usually go with 2 bags. 1 bag has most of my gear and I stuff my smaller bag in that bag.

When I hike I bring everything that's essential to my survival in that smaller bag. Knife, fire starters, lighters, poncho, map, small amount of food, etc. Everything else gets roped up in a tree. I use camo paracord to make it that much harder to see and if it does get stolen I will have my essentials with me at all times.

If you're always worried about theft while being outdoors, how can you enjoy it? The things you own end up owning you...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jun 2013 17:36:59 No.142732 Report

Quoted By: >>142735 >>142790

Theft is pretty rare in the outdoors and people who steal end up getting their asses kicked or worse. I was at the RRG last year when a dude caught some rednecks stealing climbing gear from his truck. He pulled a gun and magdumped into their 4-wheelers, then reloaded and told them that if they didn't start running they were going to get shot, too. It was nuts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jun 2013 17:41:27 No.142735 Report

Quoted By: >>142746

>>142732
>woods justice

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jun 2013 18:00:23 No.142746 Report

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>>142735

yeah, don't fuck with other people when the police are hours away

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jun 2013 18:43:02 No.142790 Report

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>>142732
Wow.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jun 2013 20:24:45 No.142847 Report

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The chances of your shit getting stolen are negligible. I've logged over 500 days outdoors and have never had a single thing taken, and I've left shit in my tent at music festivals, packed campgrounds, hippie gatherings, and in campsites next to gang members. It just doesn't happen. If you're that concerned, rig a bear bag and hang your stuff in a tree while you're gone. Carry your valuables and necessities with you.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Jun 2013 22:53:14 No.143730 Report

Quoted By: >>143735 >>143909 >>144143 >>144477

> camping next to redguards
> mom, dad, 3 kids and dad's two brothers
> all is well they seem nice
> go on a hike to a lake 3 miles away
> come back 12 hours later and I notice several things are missing
> beer from my cooler
> which I was looking forward to enjoying
> some food, hatchet, firewood, spare tent stakes
> I am not the only one, several neighboring campers say the same
> next day
> Time to experiment
> dawn multicam I got from my deployment while in the Army
> go for a hike and hide in bushes just outside of my camp
> I wait maybe 20 minutes and sure enough
> daddy redguard is in my camp and his two brothers as well
> they start rooting through my gear
> they steal odds and ends including my socks
> my fucking socks!
> Who does that?
> here one of them yell "Hey, you find the whiteboys wallet yet? I bet the bitch is loaded."
> take pictures of them as they steal my camp bare.
> come out of bushes
> caught them red handed
> call the Park Rangers
> Park Ranger arrive in 15 minutes
> in the weekend the redguard family had stolen over $3000 in stuff from other families
> redguard dad and his brothers are handcuffed
> redguard wife is irate
> I will never forget her exact words and her husband is put in the Ranger's SUV
> "Tyrone! I though you was done stealin! This is the fifth time you was caught! How am I goona raise these kids right if you ass is in jail!

Adolph Hitler

Adolph Hitler Thu 20 Jun 2013 22:56:42 No.143731 Report

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Burn your stuff so noz wahnz can have ezhm

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Jun 2013 23:07:06 No.143735 Report

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>>143730
> "Tyrone! I though you was done stealin! This is the fifth time you was caught! How am I goona raise these kids right if you ass is in jail!

Oh lordy!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jun 2013 04:58:13 No.143904 Report

Quoted By: >>143940

the only thing i'm worried about is my tent, and my food(I'll most likely leave that in the tent.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jun 2013 05:05:43 No.143909 Report

Quoted By: >>143970

>>143730
The one thing I really like about going out hiking/camping is the lack of redguards.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 21 Jun 2013 05:29:11 No.143922 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jun 2013 06:00:13 No.143940 Report

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>>143904

Yeah, leave it in the tent. That way you'll have a giant hole when you get back and find that the squirrels were the only thieves to have worried about.

Think about it. Would you pack up someone else's tent if you randomly came across one? It would have to be one pimp-ass tent for me to want to pack it up and assume the extra weight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jun 2013 06:02:01 No.143942 Report

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>>143940

The food, that is. Didn't make that clear in my last post.Those squirrels will eat yo food nigger, and they'll stop at nothing to get at it! (I speak from experience).

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jun 2013 06:05:44 No.143945 Report

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If I'm car camping, everything valuable is in my car when I'm not at my campsite. Only because those are the situations where there are a bunch of people around. Any other situation, it's usually pretty isolated or everything comes with me. I've never had anything stolen while camping, luckily.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jun 2013 07:16:23 No.143970 Report

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>>143909
That's it? Not a single other aspect?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jun 2013 17:39:22 No.144139 Report

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Put all your stuff in a pile and cover it with camouflage netting. Then dig trenches around the pile and hammer spiked stakes into the hole. Cover trenches with leaves. Pretty sure if they don't die they won't fuck with your stuff again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jun 2013 17:45:40 No.144143 Report

Quoted By: >>144312 >>144449

>>143730

>camping next to redguards

not to be rude anon, but this was your fault. Tyrone might be able to sue you for entrapment

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 21 Jun 2013 23:32:20 No.144312 Report

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>>144143
If Tyron has landed himself in Jail 5 times in a row for the same crime, I seriously doubt he is smart or rich enough to hire an attorney that is worth a shit.

And besides, who is it entrapment of he has done it to others who didn't bother to snap pictures of him in the act.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Jun 2013 04:47:33 No.144438 Report

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>>144312
>the joke
--------------
>your head

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Jun 2013 05:30:45 No.144449 Report

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>>144143
>>144438
was that perhaps a veiled Wire reference ?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 22 Jun 2013 06:20:18 No.144473 Report

Quoted By: >>144512

never had anything stolen while camping or hiking.
I just came back from a camping trip with my dad and I realized that I've only seen white people at camp grounds. After realizing that I started noticing the little things that whites did for each other, the pit toilets were stocked with rolls of really nice toilet paper that was left there from other campers, the boxes with the forms you had to fill out when you stayed at a camp ground were always stocked with a lot of donated pens, and it seemed like every camp site i've been to has had a little pile of extra firewood left over by the previous campers.

Its funny that you have to live primitive in order to be in a civilized society nowadays.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Jun 2013 06:29:57 No.144476 Report

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>>142315

I would suggest hanging it up in a tree but hidden in the leaves or something. Keeps it from bears, people. Maybe not Racoons or Possums but hey it's a start. Either that or bury it in a non suspicious area.

When all else fails; cram it up your arse.

Set traps like in Minecraft.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 22 Jun 2013 06:32:21 No.144477 Report

Quoted By: >>144508

>>143730

>mfw "redguard" elder scrolls term for nigger

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 22 Jun 2013 07:25:05 No.144508 Report

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>>144477
>mfw you're 14 and should go back to /k/

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Jun 2013 07:26:21 No.144510 Report

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>>142315
...what? The tent goes in your pack and you camp in the woods, bro.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Jun 2013 07:34:02 No.144512 Report

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>>144473
Come to Utah, Wyoming, Idaho or Montana. Not a nignog for 850 miles.

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