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Fatherless Retards

Anonymous Tue 22 Jan 2019 05:08:22 No.1439261 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1439264 >>1439270 >>1439397 >>1439507 >>1439548 >>1440208 >>1440299 >>1440424

Fatherless Retards General [frg]

Ask your dumb questions and they will be answered by a guy with a father

First question, how do I shit outside? Drop trou and squeeze it out, out of sight of normies, cover with a rock a go

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Jan 2019 05:16:59 No.1439264 Report

Quoted By: >>1439422 >>1439449 >>1439509 >>1439639

>>1439261
Thread is shit, just like your advise.

Dig a cat hole wrist deep. Shit and leave tp in hole. Cover with dirt that was removed.

Your method will fuck up /out/side.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Jan 2019 05:31:08 No.1439270 Report

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>>1439261
Males spawned by unfuckable cows that scammed their way underneath some blackout drunk sailor and got pregnant to prove someone would fuck them.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Jan 2019 14:05:18 No.1439397 Report

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>>1439261
Quality thread, OP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Jan 2019 16:00:11 No.1439422 Report

Quoted By: >>1439468

>>1439264 is probably the best way.

but there are two others.

the funniest is the weather is right (really dry really hot) you could do a clay bake where you poop on a flat rock let it bake dry and then spread it with a trowel.

or you can poop into a metal poop can and pack it out. some people say plastic bags but i have a pretty thick stomach and that's too fucking gross for me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Jan 2019 16:35:37 No.1439449 Report

Quoted By: >>1440388

>>1439264
This. One time when I was a kid I just pooped behind a tree and left it there on the ground. Felt like crap after, no pun intended.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Jan 2019 16:52:13 No.1439468 Report

Quoted By: >>1439504 >>1440150

>>1439422
Aqua dump: Kayakers’ and surfers’ practice of slipping into the ocean to dump the dookey

Domino's: rivershitting, free delivery to the fellas camping downstream

Frosting: Smearing poop on an exposed rock or tree to make it more aesthetic

Trail Trophy: Laying massive cable across the trail to be admired by all passersby

Oopsey daisy: you just shat yourself? Hang your soiled clothing from the nearest tree

Groover: Shit in a geocache, named after the grooves you get from shitting into ammo containers used by geocachers to store their hidden treasures

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Jan 2019 17:22:06 No.1439504 Report

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>>1439468
>named after the grooves you get from shitting into ammo containers

wow i learned something today.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Jan 2019 17:24:33 No.1439507 Report

Quoted By: >>1440215

>>1439261
how do you waterproof a canvas tent that's going to use a wood stove without turning it into a giant wax candle wick?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Jan 2019 17:26:31 No.1439509 Report

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>>1439264
this but I light the TP on fire in the hole before I cover it to speed up the breakdown of the paper

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Jan 2019 18:02:20 No.1439548 Report

Quoted By: >>1439572 >>1439584 >>1440215

>>1439261
Am I going to be judged by all you faggots when I go on a trail for the first time since boy scouts? My pack has molle on it, I own some chink knock offs, also don't have fancy out boots or jacket or $500 pants

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Jan 2019 18:21:27 No.1439572 Report

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>>1439548
Yeah you'll get judged hard until you get 2 miles away from the parking lot. A lot of people who actually /out/ aren't gear fags, they just like going out.

Also, learn to not care what strangers think. Are you having fun being outside? Then who cares if you are wearing a trash bag instead of $499.99 RainLite Ultra Arc'teryx Patagonia special edition (tm).

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Jan 2019 18:27:22 No.1439581 Report

Quoted By: >>1440110

Why does /out/ consistently shit on people who try to learn /out/ skills?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Jan 2019 18:30:27 No.1439584 Report

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>>1439548
>also don't have fancy out boots or jacket or $500 pants

Most of the time those are marks of absentee fathers.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Jan 2019 18:33:01 No.1439589 Report

Quoted By: >>1439590 >>1439595

I didn't browse 4chan for a few months, then when I came back this fatherless maymay was all over. Anyone have the history or source?

Ouachita Picture for your troubles.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Jan 2019 18:34:09 No.1439590 Report

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>>1439589
Just elitism from tourists who don't even go /out/

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Jan 2019 18:39:14 No.1439595 Report

Quoted By: >>1439641

>>1439589
>>1439590
People without proper guidance taint the waters or society.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Jan 2019 19:21:39 No.1439639 Report

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>>1439264
Why do neets shit on their wrist?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Jan 2019 19:23:03 No.1439641 Report

Quoted By: >>1439750

>>1439595
>only fathers can teach carpentry or car skills
???

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Jan 2019 20:54:44 No.1439750 Report

Quoted By: >>1440044

>>1439641
>not knowing anything about it at all because there's no responsible male in his life

That's pretty terrible, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Jan 2019 21:10:35 No.1439763 Report

Quoted By: >>1439773

>>1439584
What's up with the hammock/fly setup?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Jan 2019 21:18:19 No.1439773 Report

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>>1439763
Solitary personality.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jan 2019 03:40:28 No.1440044 Report

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>>1439750
I know both though and work as a carpenter

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jan 2019 03:50:03 No.1440048 Report

Quoted By: >>1440094

>>1439584
Stop pushing the fanny pack hate shit, you absolute moron.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jan 2019 04:42:42 No.1440094 Report

Quoted By: >>1440113 >>1440216

>>1440048
Who takes a fanny pack camping? put your tent pegs in it? Or just your wife's pegging gear?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jan 2019 04:55:32 No.1440110 Report

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>>1439581
a lot of insecure fags

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jan 2019 05:01:38 No.1440113 Report

Quoted By: >>1440256

>>1440094
It's excellent for hiking. camera, snacks, knoife, speakers, shades, wallet, keys, cellphone are all shit you can fit in perfectly.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Jan 2019 06:32:38 No.1440150 Report

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>>1439468

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Anonymous Wed 23 Jan 2019 11:40:04 No.1440208 Report

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>>1439261
Basically yes. Do it in a secluded place, cover with rock/wood/leaves. Don't do it near a water stream. In some places you have to take the TP with you so you'll need a bag. Don't burn the paper. Pic related.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jan 2019 12:15:45 No.1440215 Report

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>>1439507
Thin 100% silicon transparent caulking in mineral spirits. Brush it onto the fabric and let it cure for about a week, or until all mineral spirits have evaporated.

>>1439548
Everything I own is cheap, except my backpack, boots, and sleeping bag. And on most hikes, when I'm not in the mountains, I also wear relatively cheap trailrunners.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jan 2019 12:17:37 No.1440216 Report

Quoted By: >>1440256

>>1440094
If you have gear you need quick and frequent access to, and your pack has no pockets on the hip belt, fanny packs are a godsend.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Jan 2019 14:07:11 No.1440256 Report

Quoted By: >>1440262 >>1440326

>>1440113
>>1440216
>wearing a purse around your waist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jan 2019 14:11:50 No.1440262 Report

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>>1440256
You don't wear pants?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jan 2019 15:48:30 No.1440299 Report

Quoted By: >>1440305

>>1439261
>Fatherless Retards
>Retards
How the fuck is it boys fault that he didn't know his father?

Go fuck yourself you attention whoring nigger.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Jan 2019 16:11:50 No.1440305 Report

Quoted By: >>1440310

>>1440299
Don't take it personal but if you had no father you are retarded, delayed if that makes you feel better. I'd like to think that you can be saved but accepting you have a problem is the first step in unretarding yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jan 2019 16:23:55 No.1440310 Report

Quoted By: >>1440366

>>1440305
For quite a while I spent time, among other anons, helping & supporting younger men on 4chan & other places who ware raised by single mums, which fucked up their lives one way or another.
Calling them retarded shows that YOU have some serious deficits, since you crave attention and validation from anonymous people online.
Fuck off.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Jan 2019 17:04:58 No.1440326 Report

Quoted By: >>1440345 >>1440369

>>1440256
>caring about looks when /out/

>>>/fa/ggots begone.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Jan 2019 17:06:12 No.1440328 Report

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Anonymous Wed 23 Jan 2019 17:07:13 No.1440331 Report

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>>1440328

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Anonymous Wed 23 Jan 2019 17:09:13 No.1440334 Report

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>>1440328

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Anonymous Wed 23 Jan 2019 17:10:16 No.1440337 Report

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>>1440334

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Anonymous Wed 23 Jan 2019 17:21:42 No.1440345 Report

Quoted By: >>1440353 >>1440361 >>1440374

>>1440326
>Sissy Sticks
>Little Dog
>Synthetic Clothing
>Fanny Packs
>Sneakers
>Base Layer w/ Shorts
>No Socks
>Double Shorts

Is this the Absentee Father Club Council?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jan 2019 17:36:34 No.1440353 Report

Quoted By: >>1440357

>>1440345
go back to 4chan

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Jan 2019 17:40:45 No.1440357 Report

Quoted By: >>1440363

>>1440353
Don't you have cairns to build instead of crapping up the board with this shit threads?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jan 2019 17:43:30 No.1440361 Report

Quoted By: >>1440369

>>1440345
>Sissy Sticks
I'd like to keep my knees intact for another couple of decades.
>Little Dog
Calling that rat a dog is an insult to all canines.
>Synthetic Clothing
Greater performance and durability than natural materials.
>Fanny Packs
Ease of access, you insecure closet homo.
>Sneakers
You don't need boots on well-kept trail, anklelet.
>Base Layer w/ Shorts
Optimal combination of breathability, mobility, and warmth.
>No Socks
Okay, that's a little odd.
>Double Shorts
Compression shorts help prevent injury, but they do tend to accentuate your schlong if worn without shorts.

I guess if your dad cared more about fashion than performance, he'd have a problem with the above. There's really no indication these guys dress like that when they aren't /out/. Athletic wear just looks a bit weird if you're not a LARPing hipster.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jan 2019 17:44:45 No.1440363 Report

Quoted By: >>1440369

>>1440357
>thread for the purpose of educating newbies
>shit thread
You reek of insecurity.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jan 2019 17:49:35 No.1440366 Report

Quoted By: >>1440384

>>1440310
No man or boy, even a fatherless retard, would get triggered by the word retard. It's truthful banter and part of male bonding. See, you learned something faggot

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Anonymous Wed 23 Jan 2019 17:55:44 No.1440369 Report

Quoted By: >>1440375 >>1440377 >>1440382 >>1440387 >>1440393 >>1440398

>>1440361
>>1440363
>>1440337
>>1440334
>>1440328
>>1440326
>dis level of cope

Man, what the heck. Also, your father should have taught you to always look your best. Select for both form and function.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jan 2019 18:07:18 No.1440374 Report

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>>1440345
come to the light of hiking shoes and ankle socks my friend. your ankles and feet will thank you (unless its rained or snowed in the past 72 hours... wear boots in that case).

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jan 2019 18:08:15 No.1440375 Report

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>>1440369
Which one of your dads taught you that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jan 2019 18:11:17 No.1440377 Report

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>>1440369
>britfags literally wearing purses
>oi bring the 20 gauge and all 37 permits and licenses for it
>dress up like they're off for tea with the queen, one guy is even wearing his best skirt, just to go for a 1/2 mile walk into their fenced off property
>manage to scrounge up 2 rabbits between 4 hunters
>quick nigel take a pic of us

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jan 2019 18:17:50 No.1440382 Report

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>>1440369
as someone who wears a suit and tie regularly for i work i promise you they are not functional outdoor attire.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jan 2019 18:20:03 No.1440384 Report

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>>1440366
>triggered
In your dreams, pretentious attention whore.
I just despise you because I can see right through you.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Jan 2019 18:23:40 No.1440387 Report

Quoted By: >>1440409

>>1440369
>criticizes fanny packs
>posts guys wearing one
Is this peak cognitive dissonance?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jan 2019 18:24:09 No.1440388 Report

Quoted By: >>1440395

>>1439449
Do people really not like doing this? I've always proudly plopped my turds on the ground without covering them. Sometimes I've even done it near the trail or by the stream side.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Jan 2019 18:25:42 No.1440390 Report

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>out hikes you
>Nothing personel, backpacklet

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jan 2019 18:31:12 No.1440393 Report

Quoted By:

>>1440369
LARP

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jan 2019 18:32:02 No.1440395 Report

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>>1440388
I just like keeping the outdoors as pristine as I can. Always felt that if I have the capability to do good, then I also have the obligation to.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Jan 2019 18:36:41 No.1440398 Report

Quoted By: >>1440406

>>1440369
Look at this sissy, with his plastic clothes and shoes, and his weird vest. A real man wears wool and canvas clothes and leather boots and has a top walking speed of 2.5 miles an hour.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Jan 2019 18:42:41 No.1440406 Report

Quoted By: >>1440415

>>1440398
I agree with and you simply can't compete with synthetics for technical stuff but fuck me if wool isn't the comfiest. Stop playing the ops brainlet's game, there's a time and a place for natural materials too.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Jan 2019 18:43:37 No.1440409 Report

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>>1440387
>missing the entire point of the post

kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jan 2019 18:46:50 No.1440415 Report

Quoted By: >>1440420

>>1440406
that guy literally has a led piped attached to an external wooden frame on his pack

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Anonymous Wed 23 Jan 2019 18:51:50 No.1440420 Report

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>>1440415
>LITERALLY

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Jan 2019 18:56:26 No.1440424 Report

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>>1439261
What do I need to backpacking for 5-7 days. I also want to carry telescope and night camera

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