>mom forces me to mow the lawn, too many wild animals attracted to our shitty yard
>go outside, my fedora doesn't shade me from the burning glare of the yellow-faced devil
>fucking pollen and shit trigger my allergies
>grass is too thick to mow
>find some old weed killer in the shed, pour it on everything along with a few pissbottles i needed to empty
>a few rabbits get soaked and run off going crazy, who gives a shit
>go back inside, my pizza roles are burned
>yell at mom to go to the store
>get back to 4chan, check the archive and see i missed two good waifu threads
>wipe the sweat from my crimson skin with an old cum rag
fucking outside
