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Anonymous Sat 02 Feb 2019 01:03:24 No.1446545 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1446550 >>1446698 >>1446699 >>1446718 >>1446947 >>1447436

Can I get some advice on this guy?

Can someone identify him? He lives rent free in my bathroom and I'm at crossroads, I used to just throw spiders down the toilet but after browsing /out/ for a year now made me love life regardless.

His chances of getting food there are very low, are there any ways I can feed it or help it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Feb 2019 01:14:12 No.1446550 Report

Quoted By: >>1446560

>>1446545
>Can someone identify him?
Can you get the other side and say where you live? Granted, non-native spiders are everywhere now.

Also if spiders are around, there may be more bugs in your place than you think.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 02 Feb 2019 01:32:12 No.1446558 Report

Quoted By: >>1446568 >>1447471

I live In France, in the center of Paris almost. I've dealt with spiders before but this guy is weird. Here's the info:

>likes humidity
>Solitary
>moves at ligthspeed when lights are on
>confined to a single area
>hangs upside down
>tries to "expand web" but too scared or not enough time
>looks dangerous by human standards
>looks really nasty/dangerous

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 02 Feb 2019 01:40:05 No.1446560 Report

Quoted By: >>1446568 >>1448065

>>1446550
How do I even get this kind of thing turn around and pose?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Feb 2019 02:18:58 No.1446568 Report

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>>1446558
>>1446560

>looks really nasty/dangerous
its certainly possible that it is some form of recluse spider. there are many species and all potentially produce necrosis. more likely some kind of sheetweaver, which are way more common and harmless. not really sure how you would turn it around tho.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Feb 2019 06:44:04 No.1446661 Report

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Some sort of cellar spider. The animal itself is not dangerous but your home is if that thing likes it there. Your air condition fucking sucks and the whole place is probably all rotten and moldy.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 02 Feb 2019 08:03:51 No.1446698 Report

Quoted By: >>1447526 >>1448230 >>1448485

>>1446545
just let the spiderbro live ;_; They are quite useful too, will eat your flies and mosquitoes and other bugs you might have in your house that you aren't even aware of. If he really bothers you, just pick him up with some cup and throw him out gently. Just remember, a true /out/ist respects life

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Feb 2019 08:14:47 No.1446699 Report

Quoted By: >>1446710

>>1446545
If you're serious I suggest you check out r/spiderbro on Reddit, most of /out/ probably wants to use him as fishing bait or target practice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Feb 2019 08:54:30 No.1446710 Report

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>>1446699
Just fuck off back there you little liberal bitch, you clearly do not know our hearts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Feb 2019 09:09:24 No.1446718 Report

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>>1446545
Its fine, everything in france is a pussy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Feb 2019 11:42:45 No.1446754 Report

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That is a migrant spider, a protected species. If you harm him you will be jailed and fined. Its best to just offer your boy hole to him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Feb 2019 19:22:10 No.1446942 Report

Quoted By: >>1447311

Fun little fact, every single human who has ever died to a spider bite was of Jewish descent. The media has spread propaganda against spiders to trick self-respecting white men to kill them despite the spiders being extremely valuable allies to the white man by assisting in insect removal from their homes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Feb 2019 19:27:21 No.1446946 Report

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my bathroom spiders interesting, spiders stopping by, caught like 5 moths. for a long time he just sat there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Feb 2019 19:34:31 No.1446947 Report

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>>1446545
>>>/an/

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Feb 2019 10:10:13 No.1447311 Report

Quoted By: >>1447359 >>1448064 >>1448395

>>1446942
fuck off back to /pol

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Feb 2019 13:49:33 No.1447359 Report

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>>1447311
Spiderbro is pure aryan and should be liked as the jewish lies survivor?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Feb 2019 17:18:42 No.1447436 Report

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>>1446545

Looks like some type of orb weaver.

Harmless.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Feb 2019 18:17:04 No.1447471 Report

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>>1446558
That's a Muslim refugee, not a spider.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Feb 2019 20:06:49 No.1447526 Report

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>>1446698
Very much this. I am grateful to have your sort around.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Feb 2019 18:12:01 No.1448064 Report

Quoted By: >>1448395

>>1447311
t. fly/Jew

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Feb 2019 18:15:01 No.1448065 Report

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>>1446560
Tell her you'll delete the pictures, but post them on 4chan instead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Feb 2019 23:04:15 No.1448230 Report

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>>1446698
Fucking spiders got access to another computer
>just let him kill you in your sleep
>or just put him in a cup where he can scurry out and bite you

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 05 Feb 2019 03:51:57 No.1448395 Report

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>>1447311
>>1448064

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 05 Feb 2019 08:34:23 No.1448485 Report

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>>1446698
>locust tree in our garden
>Mites infesting it
>Shitting out some sugary fluid in the process
>Wasps eat this shit
>They get drunk on it during summer
>Can't fly that well
>Grab their wings with tweezers
>The dumb shit is trying to stab the air
>Throw it into a spiderweb
>Fat cross spider rushes at the wasp
>5 seconds and the wasp is cowered in spiderweb cocoon
>The little shit stabs through the cocoon
>Spider doesn't care, bites into the cocoon
>The wasp's stinger slow down then stops
>It's all ogre now
>repeat
I love spiders, they make my summers bearable.

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