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>A trail runner in Colorado frantically fought off and killed a mountain lion after it attacked him from behind, Colorado Parks and Wildlife (CPW) confirmed in a press release. >The man, whose identity has not been released, suffered “serious, but non-life threatening injuries as a result of the attack,” according to CPW. Following an examination of the animal, authorities confirmed the man suffocated the mountain lion while defending himself. After the incident, wildlife officers collected the juvenile animal’s body near several of the man’s possessions on the trail and performed a necropsy, CPW said. >“Mountain lion attacks are not common in Colorado and it is unfortunate that the lion’s hunting instincts were triggered by the runner,” said Ty Petersburg, area wildlife manager for Colorado Parks and Wildlife. “This could have had a very different outcome.” >The incident happened Monday outside Fort Collins, Colo., along the West Ridge Trail at Horsetooth Mountain Open Space. The victim told authorities he was running on the trail and heard a sound behind him. When he turned to investigate, he said, the lion “lunged” at him and immediately began biting his face and wrists. >The runner broke free, killed the mountain lion, and got himself to a local hospital. Despite the severity of the attack, CPW officials note that Colorado has seen only 16 injuries and three fatalities from mountain lion attacks since 1990. >Juvenile
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>>1448735 You got a link you stupid fucking nigger?
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https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-47136308 Here's a link because OP is a cancer to the planet and his species and should be flayed alive
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>>1448737 >>1448739 >I'm too lazy and stupid to do a simple search Sad
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>>1448735 Mountain lions average like 120lbs if you aren't a fucking woman or a faggot you should be able to annihilate a mountain lion.
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>>1448744 I'm the one that posted the link, retard.
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>>1448767 Chimps are lighter than that and will destroy most adult humans. Weight is a factor but isn't the only one.
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>>1448769 Yet you still complained.
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>>1448781 I'm going to let OP know he's a stupid fatgot, and I'm going to let you know that I'd kill your kids irl.
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>>1448767 They're also fast, damn near silent, muscular, and have weaponry on five of their six ends.
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>>1448779 Chimps are also between 7-10 times stronger than a human adult male, so there's that.
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>>1448735 Did he just leave it after he killed it? That’d be a shame. Cougar is good eating.
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>>1448839 also their jaw strength is insane. multiple bites can quickly cripple you.
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>>1448781 Yeah I did you stupid nigger I'll kill your dog bitch
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>>1448767 Just let the animal lovers have their half-imaginary coldsteel the big cat. It keeps them out of the better parts of the woods.
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>>1448767 Lol bro they’ll tackle and kill a grown elk. Who the fuck are you?
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>>1448735 >killed the mountain lion without the use of any weapons Literally how?
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>>1448779 >>1448818 >Chimps are lighter than humans >But 7-10 times stronger than an adult human male Why are humans so pathetic?
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>>1448925 He suffocated it. Learn to read.
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>>1448933 I saw that you nigger. I'm asking HOW he was able to do so given that mountain lions take down animals much larger than humans.
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>>1448937 by stopping its ability to breathe
are you thick?
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Cougars actually have a really shit success rate against humans. It's pretty much only kids and small women than actually get et.
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>>1448938 I hope you get raped and eaten alive on your next /out/ing.
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>>1448735 Fuck yeah, fuck mountain lions.
Humans #1
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>>1448940 You might actually be retarded. He crushed the thing with his man hands, the manliest human way to kill something. This is entirely possible for someone that doesn't drink onions and play candy crush all day.
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If you were in a position to strangle the mountain lion do you think you could just rape it instead? If you dominate it that way it might become your trail bro which would be preferable to killing it.
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>>1448972 imagine how hard that would btfo furry fanfiction
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>>1448968 >onions >not knowing about the s o y filter fuck out of here newfag
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My dog is 80lbs he's a bitch
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>>1448931 >Why are humans so pathetic? So they can type out replies without smashing the keyboard.
Its entirely different muscle types.
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>>1449011 Fuck you pussy
Stupid fucking faggot loser bitch
I'll strangle you just as easy as I strangled that cougar
Get AIDS and die nigger
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>>1449024 Truly top tier reply, not mentally deranged at all.
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>>1448818 >7-10 times stronger According to this it's more like 1.5 times stronger.
https://www.pnas.org/content/114/28/7343 Anonymous
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>>1448931 human body design and weight is shifted and distributed so that we can throw shit. Chimps can't throw a rock 4 meters while we can throw one 40.
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>>1449009 >Actually going out of your way to type a meme word >Calling others newfagz for that Kek
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>>1448937 Generally the idea is that when the animal is trying to bite you you just shove your whole fucking arm down it’s throat. It’s actually super effective. If you have a cat or something try playing with it and when it bites shove a finger in there. They never know wtf to do and panic.
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>>1448937 It's 80 lbs so could've just gotten it off and ontop of it and held down on head and neck.
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>>1448889 what ife he doesn't own a dog
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assuming someones pet ownership
very un-PC of you
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>>1448767 I had an 8 lb cat that required 4 people to hold her down when giving a bath. She was a tough little shit and I miss her dearly
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>>1449266 That's actually a good tactic. There was a case awhile back where a hiker shoved his arm down a mountain lions throat and did enough internal damage to kill it.
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>>1448931 Humans are actually pretty impressive in terms of endurance, a moderately fit human can out run most things in distance. Thats is one of the reasons we were so successful, using our body plan to throw spears and then chasing down the wounded animal.
There was a good lecture on this but I dont remember who gave it.
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>>1448910 I walked bob dylan up on stage in 89
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We'll if juvenile and hunting a man it was probably already malnourished given the time of year. Not detracting as a bare hand mountain lion kill is nothing to scoff at. Things are the only animal in the Rockies I'd never want to run into.
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What would it be like to kill a big kitty that wanted to eat you?
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>>1448968 I actually LOL'ed
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>>1449390 Persistence hunting is what you're looking for and there's a ton of studies and lectures on it.
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>>1449348 I assure you it wouldn't take as many if you were trying to kill the thing.
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>>1449010 >he's a bitch could say the same for all domesticated animals
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Mountain lions are faggots, can you imagine being a fearsome apex predator and yet being held down by a female?
>The woman, who has not been identified, believed she was breaking up a "dog fight" between her pup and another pet outside her Mackay home when she suddenly realized she was actually grabbing a wild animal. After realizing what she had in her hand, the shocked woman — who suffered scratches during the attack — called her husband for backup.
"The woman restrained both her dog and the mountain lion while yelling for her husband, who was still inside the house, to grab a gun. Her husband responded and quickly dispatched the mountain lion as she held on to it,"
https://www.foxnews.com/us/idaho-woman-accidentally-grabs-mountain-lion-during-attempt-to-break-up-dog-fight Anonymous
>>1448737 Fpbp
>>1448744 Fuck off, op, if you post a news, you post a link, too.
>>1448735 Poor kitty.
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>>1449734 >35 pound juvenile The average male cougar weighs about 4 times as much as this
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>>1448767 Spoken like a true retard.
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>>1449266 This, and once your hand is in their throat, not only do they panic but they can't properly bite down on your arm.
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>>1448735 He should get to keep the pelt. He killed a fuckin lion with his bare hands.
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>>1449009 fr*ck off soiboi
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>>1448937 He obviously knew what he was doing if read the report. He rear naked choked the fucker to death. The cougar had no chance once the choke was in, there really isn't a good defence, even if you're a gorilla (man sized) or a fucking polar bear (with a man sized neck) or a shark (once again man sized neck) or an elephant (with a man sized neck) no matter what animal if that choke is on you are dead, assuming your neck is not too thick and you don't have dinosaur spikes on your back. I'm guessing it probably wouldn't work on something like an octopus though, or a clam or a sea urchin. Also doesn't really work on most plants.
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>>1450457 >probably wouldn't work on something like an octopus though, What if the octopus had a man sized neck?
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>>1448735 This is why i dont date older women.
I honestly dont see the attraction
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>>1450463 I think it would work better if the octopus neck gets man sized at full squeeze, and since they are very very squeezy that would probably be like a gorilla sized neck. Fucking octopuses though how do they work, would that even choke one out
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>>1450478 I konw right?
Where does the air supply even go to?
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The only cats that should be encountered outdoors are bobcats; all others should be killed on sight.
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>>1449906 Choke on a dick faggot.
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Quite a Chad move.
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>>1449390 >>1449517 We don't even need to throw shit. The advantages we humans have are
>we're one of the few animals that sweat, aided by our hairless bodies >legs well-suited for long distance jogging >obviously big brains and complex social relations which makes persistence hunting one of the most fool-proof hunting strategies in the animal kingdom, so long as you keep at it. Hooved animals generally are built for short, intense sprints from similarly swift predators who will give up if it doesn't initially succeed. Not hours on hours of constant pursuit by a predator that deliberately chooses for that. Eventually the animal collapses due to exhaustion and all the humans need to do in most cases is walk up to it and slit its throat. Bushmen stillbdo this to this very day. Hence why hippies who say 'lmao if we're predators where are our claws' are retards, because we never fucking had to have them. We made the jump from scavenging upright chimps to apex predators largely thanks to increased brain size and some useful evolutionary changes that we made full use of.
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>>1448767 How much retard are you?
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>>1448972 Based.
Where are the pics of our thicc lioness from a few months ago?
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>>1449744 All bases covered.
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I wish mountain lions and generally all wild predators were more common so that carrying firearms became more of a necessity. Women dare not even leave the home alone. We need to breed servals with the feral cat population
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>>1448739 >and his species and should be flayed alive Anonymous
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>>1448735 >trail runner >not having a knife Why do people do this?
It'd take all of several seconds to kill a big kitty with a 5" knife, rather than wrestle it to death and potentially suffer far worst in regards to damage it can do to you.
I guess it's the same for women walking the streets without a knife either, then bitch when they get raped.
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>>1448767 that sounds too big for average. 90lbs more like.
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>>1448931 actually not 7 times stronger but about +25% stronger than an athletic (not couch potato) human. on the other hand humans have magnitudes better stamina for fighting are faster more precise more agile and more strategic. chimps would lose badly against any martial artist.
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>>1448818 if only i could track it down where this stupid myth originates at...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wbVIgVi66k you can see how humans are even better at chimpin than chimps.
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>>1454452 >chimps would lose badly against any martial artist. oh my god no lol
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XCVQGWbQao&feature=em-lbcastemail He knee'd it to death lmao.
Dumb fucking cat got killed by a patagucci hipster.
Jokes aside though guy is a living legend.
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Generally people who trail run in winter are in very good shape. I'm glad he got out okay. This is my masculine fantasy/nightmare.
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>>1448925 Mountain lion had its teeth sunk in his wrist, he fought it for a bit and they rolled down a hill, got the thing on its back, pinned the back legs with his leg, and managed to shift around to step on its neck until it suffocated.
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>>1448767 How is that armchair doing? Don't let it get cold
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>>1449266 This works on women and is amazingly effective. I use my cock though. Just shove it down their throats and do some monster hip thrusters. Its saved my life from boredom many a time out on the trails.
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>>1449009 Do you drink onions?
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>>1454452 >>1454516 Has a martial artist ever been recorded fighting a chimp?
No?
Then we can't say one way or the other.
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>>1454455 It has it's roots in the "Woah Dangerous Creatures!" phase of child-focused naturalism in the '90s. Created a whole new generation of self hating humans and likely contributed to the existence of furries as much or more than the anthropomorphic cartoons of the same timeperiod. Maybe even more as it's not hard for someone with a functioning brain to see that the anthro characters of robin hood, for instance, were assigned different species of animal in order to reflect the HUMAN characteristics associated with those animals.
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>>1457494 best explanation i heard is that zookeepers started spreading it to keep visitors the fuck away from the primates. lest people started reaching into their enclosure and harassing them.
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>>1456031 i seen a video of wild chimp sperging out on a human who didn't want to hurt it. it clearly shows their limitations there is only one thing: keep your balls out of their reach! they like ripping nutsacks off and biting fingers off! that's a very real danger when fighting a chimp.
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>>1454024 >carrying a knife against animals Good idea
>carrying a knife against humans Bad idea, especially when the other person is almost guaranteed to be physically stronger and have more fighting experience than you
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Once chased a bear who was giving me the stink eye. Gave him a couple screams and he ran off like a scared puppy. You just gotta show em you ain’t afraid. I ain’t scared of nothing so I’ve never been attached by any animal cause they know who runs the show.
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>>1448744 >People don't care about thread decorum anymore Sadder.
Its always on OP when presenting something they find of interest, to present a detailed orderly thread intro. It might not happen anymore, rarely used to. But you lazy fucks can learn to bother.
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>>1448767 never heard of a pitbull take down a man?
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Why didn't he grab it by the scruff? This immobilizes the cat
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I heard it was actually 35lbs once they released the autopsy
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>>1448938 It is you who is thick my friend, you need to really up your reading comprehension
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>>1449446 thanks for the chuckle
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>>1448931 Primitive human fighting style is actually pic related, we hounded things until they died or were nearly dead from exhaustion.
