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Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2013 17:37:05 No.146231 View View Reply Original Report

Dear /out/

How many nudie magazines have you found out in the forest?

Because I just found ANOTHER one

Good stuff

Picture related, that is a woman

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2013 17:54:30 No.146236 Report

Quoted By: >>146252 >>146261 >>148296

>This generation of kids will never know spank books, or grainy VHS porn especially random odd fetish mags found in the woods.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2013 18:18:53 No.146248 Report

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You could ask how many I have hidden but I've lost count a long time ago...

Used to get tons of them from a paper recycling box when I was a kid...which was somewhere in the 90s.

You could always find stuff hidden in the woods. People probably though it was a good idea to hide stuff there but when you aren't hiding things in plain sight, the only thing left is under stones and logs and whatever holes you can find (which aren't plenty).

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2013 18:27:20 No.146252 Report

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>>146236

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2013 18:41:52 No.146261 Report

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>>146236

even worse... today I hired a kid that had no idea what a 14.4 or 28.8 modem was, had never heard of prodigy and though aol had always been a shitty version of yahoo.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2013 18:50:45 No.146267 Report

Quoted By: >>146345

There's a word for this in Swedish: skogsporr

I've found plenty

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2013 19:01:55 No.146281 Report

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I've seen some shit, which is quite literal. I went trekking once and found a series of open porn magazines and the faces of the women had thick, brown smudges covering them. Luckily, I never touch that kind of stuff, directly but it was still gross as hell.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2013 19:54:28 No.146345 Report

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>>146267
Good for you, Sweden. Someone had to make it a word.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2013 20:07:49 No.146350 Report

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The joys of finding a nudie mag and then every day after school you and your friends rushing to go look at it......now they just have the internet

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2013 20:09:59 No.146351 Report

Quoted By: >>146352 >>146380

I found a big black trashbag full of dildos behind my friends house(deep wooded area)

I never told him. I didn't know how to bring that up

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2013 20:11:04 No.146352 Report

Quoted By: >>146386

>>146351
I so would take them clean them and use them, also any pics?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2013 20:48:09 No.146380 Report

Quoted By: >>146386

>>146351

tfw they were probly your freinds moms toys lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2013 20:50:23 No.146386 Report

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>>146352
sounds unsanitary

>>146380
>tfw i didnt bang his mom

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2013 21:28:47 No.146425 Report

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i found a few here and there. shredded.
I've left boxes in parking lots, parks, and the woods. Those days are truly over

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2013 21:50:25 No.146447 Report

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>>146231
one time i found one of them prebuilt sheds in the middle of no where and the floor was stacked about 6 inches deep with different types of girly mags, and thus is the end of my 7th grade social life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Jun 2013 11:12:06 No.148295 Report

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Never found any porn, but goddamned if I don't find condom wrappers everywhere I go. I personally don't understand the fetish for outdoor sex, but by area is clearly replete with enthusiasts.

What was that story some dude told here a couple months ago, about him hiking on an old road, and this guy pulled up in a car, handed him a huge box of porn DVDs, begged him to hide it, and drove off? That made me laugh

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Jun 2013 11:13:21 No.148296 Report

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>>146236
I often suspect that I was the last person in history to ever shoplift a Penthouse from the local general store.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Jun 2013 12:13:42 No.148304 Report

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Found plenty of things like that back in the day. Times have changed that's for sure.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 27 Jun 2013 17:23:49 No.148452 Report

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Back this past early March:

>campin'
>use the bush/pit dunny
>find a CD hidden with some effort in between the bricks and tin sheeting of the dunny
>woohoo!
>get home
>...only a homemade house music mix CD

FML

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Jun 2013 17:36:14 No.148461 Report

Quoted By: >>148641

Why do people bring porn into the woods? Do they hike out 10 miles with a TV and a generator to have a fap?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Jun 2013 18:14:39 No.148471 Report

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>>146231
It's the porn fairy, man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Jun 2013 23:03:43 No.148641 Report

Quoted By: >>148654

>>148461
>Not beating offin the middle of the woods
It is a magical experience. Just make sure you leave the area quickly, bears are attracted to semen

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Anonymous Thu 27 Jun 2013 23:22:54 No.148654 Report

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>>148641
yes.........yes they are.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jun 2013 23:16:13 No.149452 Report

Quoted By: >>149454

>>146231
Who is she? GIS only gives the meme.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jun 2013 23:19:10 No.149454 Report

Quoted By: >>149458

>>149452

At the risk of sounding like a loser, a typical chubby pornstar.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jun 2013 23:21:39 No.149458 Report

Quoted By: >>149466

>>149454
Probably, but it's her nipples I want to see.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jun 2013 23:28:56 No.149466 Report

Quoted By: >>149467

>>149458

Just replace the words in the search bar with "girl".

http://ftvgirlshardcore.com/ftv-girls-taylor/

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jun 2013 23:30:18 No.149467 Report

Quoted By: >>149469

>>149466
>http://ftvgirlshardcore.com/ftv-girls-taylor/
Anon delivers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jun 2013 23:32:47 No.149469 Report

Quoted By: >>149470

>>149467

I still think she's nasty, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jun 2013 23:34:05 No.149470 Report

Quoted By: >>149474

>>149469
Something's out of proportion with her, not sure what. Was genuinely disappointed. Would probably still bang, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jun 2013 23:38:22 No.149474 Report

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>>149470

Her legs are too short and stocky for her torso, I think. It's like she was standing 20 ft away in the first picture, then they took another 12 ft away, then cut them in half at the waist and combined the pics.

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