I'm signed up with uber bicycle. I really wanna move out. Been thinking about becoming a beach bum and making deliveries to sustain myself. I have a 1 person tent, an old schwin bike I got for like $70, a phone and a backpack. I could try and set up a safehouse somewhere deep in a private beach or in a woodsy area. I'd work basically whenever I need cash. The money I make would go food, hygiene products, laundromats, public transportation, clothes/socks when needed, and entertainment. Entertainment would mainly consist of drugs(good drugs, not poor people drugs), booze, and attending gigs around L.A.
Oh, I'd also be paying my phone bill.

Why is this stupid? Why is this not stupid? Help.