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Anonymous Thu 14 Mar 2019 05:20:47 No.1472724 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1472797 >>1472798 >>1472902 >>1472916 >>1473494

These birds hiss like a snake and attack people for no reason. Fucking bastards.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Mar 2019 09:03:19 No.1472787 Report

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It’s their way of saying ‘anon, I’m tired of life and I’m ready to move to level two’.

Basically they are a cult of suicidal avians begging to be eaten and seven hours later pooped out.

You need to oblige them and adhere to their wishes and roast them slowly with garlic and aromatic herbs. It’s the moral thing to do.

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Anonymous Thu 14 Mar 2019 09:19:10 No.1472797 Report

Quoted By: >>1472799 >>1472891 >>1473990

>>1472724
I live in a city that has been taken over by those fucking things. Every park is now covered with piles of crap. they have decided not to migrate. It is absolutely amazing the amount they crap.
I ride my bike late at night and see asians catching them in nets. Always makes me smile.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Mar 2019 09:25:02 No.1472798 Report

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>>1472724

I know, once one of these fuckers tried to attack me, I was pretty pissed off that day and I punched it in the chest while it was trying to fly in my face.
That settled it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Mar 2019 09:27:45 No.1472799 Report

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>>1472797
>>1472798
So, gas the Asner geese war nao?

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Dr. Princess (Frost) Thu 14 Mar 2019 10:40:58 No.1472820 Report

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I chase them around on my BMW for the lulz whenever I encounter them. Once, while riding through a neighboring town, I took the time to herd an entire flock of the insufferable cunts off of a two lane road upon which they'd stopped traffic in both directions completely, causing a snarl ~200 m long. Turns out that playing border collie can be pretty damn fun on a bike.

REMOVE HONK

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Anonymous Thu 14 Mar 2019 12:45:43 No.1472891 Report

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>>1472797
I don't know about other US states, but Ohio has a season for the fucking things even though I'm sure they're the farthest species from extinction. A nearby park is inundated with them most of the year; they congregate by the pond and shit all over the grass and walking paths. Honestly, if one landed in my backyard I would consider taking out my 12 and learning how to dress a wild bird.

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Anonymous Thu 14 Mar 2019 13:06:35 No.1472902 Report

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>>1472724
>no reason
>invade their territory

Sounds like those people are not situationally aware.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Mar 2019 13:35:29 No.1472916 Report

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>>1472724
If a literal bird is getting the better of you with it's little hollow bones then you shouldn't be going out unaccompanied. Somebody warned me of the peacocks before but I just went at them super hard and they kept a respectable distance ever since.

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Dr. Princess (Frost) Fri 15 Mar 2019 12:09:54 No.1473493 Report

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>>1472916

Burger here, they're federally protected here in the States. Pretty much the only reason half of the fucks aren't waddling around with their necks tied into knots.

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Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2019 12:14:25 No.1473494 Report

Quoted By: >>1473850 >>1473991 >>1473995

>>1472724
oh wah wah

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2019 13:50:12 No.1473514 Report

Quoted By: >>1473523

Why are people so afraid of these guys? I killed one my cuz winged by smacking it wit a 2x4 last Christmas. Have to dispatch a few by wringing their necks everytime we go goose hunting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2019 14:36:01 No.1473523 Report

Quoted By: >>1473528 >>1473530 >>1473535 >>1473596

>>1473514
>Have to dispatch a few by wringing their necks everytime we go goose hunting.

I once watched 6 high school wrestlers take turns trying to kill a goose by wringing its neck with their bare hands. They all failed and were blubbering crying idiots by the end of the ordeal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2019 14:59:38 No.1473528 Report

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>>1473523
Was it a special school for the terminally pansy?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2019 15:04:45 No.1473530 Report

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>>1473523
It's more about technique than force. I knew one guy who didn't bother with the necks. He would unironically crack the skull with his teeth. Worked well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2019 15:16:28 No.1473535 Report

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>>1473523
Do people not spin their bodies around by the upper neck?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2019 18:38:24 No.1473596 Report

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>>1473523
posers. Everyone knows you beat eachother with the goose until its lifeless corpse starts leaking on you

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Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2019 18:45:46 No.1473598 Report

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>>1472820
REMOVE

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2019 20:07:26 No.1473640 Report

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>>1473530
>It's more about technique than force.

Correct.

>>1473528
"City folk."

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Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2019 20:08:51 No.1473641 Report

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>>1473598
Want

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Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2019 22:08:52 No.1473698 Report

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>>1473641
Gl fren it took forever to get him to restock it
https://www.strangerealpatches.com/products/remove-honk

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Anonymous Fri 15 Mar 2019 23:10:22 No.1473720 Report

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>>1473598
Need one for ibis.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mO-OpFjHRbE

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Mar 2019 03:41:50 No.1473850 Report

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>>1473494
DELET THIS. NO ONE SHOUlD KNOW THE HORROR

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Mar 2019 05:06:48 No.1473886 Report

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Once pulled ones head off trying to finish the dang thing

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Mar 2019 08:02:12 No.1473933 Report

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An experianced hunter will shoot a honker with another pattern if it comes down with its head up as opposed to trying to kill it with his hands.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Mar 2019 09:23:01 No.1473946 Report

Quoted By: >>1474176

Just wave your trekking poles at them menacingly, they will back off. I would love to whack one hard with a pole. It would be like hitting a pinata and it would make a funny honk.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Mar 2019 11:57:07 No.1473990 Report

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>>1472797
Based pic related

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Anonymous Sat 16 Mar 2019 12:01:20 No.1473991 Report

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>>1473850
>>1473494
kek: https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1552737620805.webm

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Anonymous Sat 16 Mar 2019 12:04:52 No.1473992 Report

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>>1473991

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Anonymous Sat 16 Mar 2019 12:07:17 No.1473994 Report

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>>1472902
>territory
>migratory bird
Dumb, dumb, animal supremacist scum

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Anonymous Sat 16 Mar 2019 12:13:39 No.1473995 Report

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>>1473991
>>1473494
It is all fun and games until you find out just how many children those birds have blinded in one or both eyes.

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Anonymous Sat 16 Mar 2019 12:14:41 No.1473996 Report

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>>1473995

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Mar 2019 12:24:56 No.1474001 Report

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>>1473995
>It is all fun and games until you find out just how many children those birds have blinded in one or both eyes.

then it's just fun

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Mar 2019 19:13:40 No.1474176 Report

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>>1473946
I hit one with a shovel because it attacked me while I was doing yard work. It didn't honk; it just sort of spazzed out and then died.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Mar 2019 19:15:17 No.1474182 Report

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>>1473995
>child gets their eye poked out by bird
>mother dresses him a bird shirt at the hospital

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