>>1482758>What’s the best way to fuck with seals?Throw fish to the seals.
Over the course of 1 & 1/2 summers you throw them mackerel consistently and you close the
distance a little for each throw until you reach a point where they allow you to hand feed them the mackerel.
Learn their language of vocalizations. Swim with them. Eat raw mackerel and slimy Cod with them. Urf with them. Earn their trust.
After the 3rd or 4th summer one of the younger Harbor seal ladies is bound to give you the flag you've been waiting for.
In that Spring you will have the window of opportunity to become her harbor seal suitor.
With all that smooth tight blubber around their cooch the fucking is indescribably satisfying.
