/out/, I have a lust for revenge, and it can only be sated by strangling a goose to death with my bare hands. Now, I'm a law abiding Ontario citizen, and as such I'll be purchasing a hunting license/stamp.

And that's all I will purchase.

My question today is; which namby pamby laws will stop me from walking into the park half a kilometer away, provoking a goose by standing within a 100m radius, and elbowropping the shitmachine for a quick, noisy and incredibly satisfying kill?