>>1505544Where I live the nearest police is about 75min away, make sure you have your cellphone somewhere it can't be taken from your corpse if you try to fuck with peoples dogs here. If you are willing to die just for killing an off-leash dog that is.
And no, i dont live in new Israel and I still carry a gun when I take my off-leash dog for a walk on lands where I don't have hunting rights. It's not like anyone cares anyway and even if they did I'd have at least 75min before anything happens.
There is a story about when the police showed up looking for bootleggers and they asked a local if he knew who they were and where they lived. The man pointed to the southern church and said
"D'y'all see that churchtower there south?"
"Yes we see it" the faggots responded
"North of that we mind our own fucking business..."