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Anonymous Thu 09 May 2019 06:32:58 No.1510989 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1510993 >>1510998 >>1511236 >>1511244 >>1511297 >>1511329 >>1511400 >>1514285 >>1517310

Saw an off leash dog on a trail today. Didn't kill it on sight.

The dog then proceeded to violently rape me, I will never ever make the same mistake again. Literally shaking right now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 May 2019 06:38:42 No.1510993 Report

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>>1510989

I was raped by an off dog leash.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 May 2019 06:43:01 No.1510998 Report

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>>1510989
>daily dog thread
If the owner is an idiot it's not like a leash helps, it's just a tripwire at that point.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 May 2019 16:15:39 No.1511236 Report

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>>1510989
>Be me
>inna/out/
>Dog off leash comes my way
>Wagging tail, gentle trot, 1 enitre goodboi
>Super friendly, gives lots of sniffs and a few licks.
>Pat him a few times
>Here stomping and wheezing followed by the click of a pistol's hammer
>Some overweight meth tweaker standing there with a fucking 1979 .38 police special
>"I'm the only one who gets to fuck that pup!"
>whatthefuck.mov
>"Don't you fuckin with my good boy none"
>Walks up to me
>Fucking knifes me in the hand
>"I'm tellin the police you tried n mug me"
>grabs his dog by the neck and runs off

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 May 2019 16:21:15 No.1511240 Report

Quoted By: >>1511242 >>1511243 >>1512730 >>1512742

>Be me
>inna/out/
>Dog off leash comes my way
>Wagging tail, gentle trot, 1 enitre goodboi
>Super friendly, gives lots of sniffs and a few licks.
>Pat him a few times
>Hear stomping and wheezing followed by the click of a pistol's hammer
>Some overweight meth tweaker standing there with a fucking 1979 .38 police special
>"I'm the only one who gets to fuck that pup!"
>whatthefuck.mov
>"Don't you fuckin with my good boy none"
>Walks up to me
>Fucking knifes me in the hand
>"I'm tellin the police you tried n mug me"
>grabs his dog by the neck and runs off

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 May 2019 16:24:37 No.1511242 Report

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>>1511240
> being american

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 May 2019 16:26:38 No.1511243 Report

Quoted By: >>1511247 >>1511253

>>1511240
>not carrying a gun with you every time you go outside
retard or yuropoor?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 May 2019 16:27:30 No.1511244 Report

Quoted By: >>1511315

>>1510989
>In da woods last year
>Meet a guy walking his dog
>Dog a bit timid so I give it space while talking to guy
>Dog comes from behind to sniff
>I reach hand down to pet and he let's me
>Continue with my hike and see them again on the way back
>Dog starts barking this time
>I lower myself to show I'm not a threat
>Dog walks up slowly and sniffs again
>Wagging intensifies
>Say good day and walk back to car
>Pitbull waiting for me in my back seat
>Get raped.

Pitbulls are not ok, very triggered.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 May 2019 16:32:34 No.1511247 Report

Quoted By: >>1511251 >>1511253

>>1511243
> yuropoor
Clearly not, as he mentioned a fat gun-totting retard attack. Those are endemic American species.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 May 2019 16:38:25 No.1511251 Report

Quoted By: >>1511253

>>1511247
he could be a yuropoor who moved to america though

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 May 2019 16:44:48 No.1511253 Report

Quoted By: >>1511256 >>1511257 >>1511261 >>1511372

>>1511247
>>1511243
>>1511251
You guys know it was a joke green text right? You don't actually believe this happened do you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 May 2019 16:46:46 No.1511256 Report

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>>1511253
why would someone do this? just go on /out/ and tell lies?

also it sounded plausible. tweakers are known for fucking their dogs

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 May 2019 16:47:05 No.1511257 Report

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>>1511253

> trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 May 2019 16:51:09 No.1511261 Report

Quoted By: >>1511272 >>1511348

>>1511253
Not him but I think the guy was making a reference to another dog thread up where some guy said he carried a .38 to "deal" with people who fucked with his dog off leash and simultaneously claimed to be assaulting people and lying to authorities about it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 May 2019 17:11:58 No.1511272 Report

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>>1511261
I know, I read that one too. But their counter trolling was too strong for me to realize they were joking too.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 09 May 2019 17:57:23 No.1511297 Report

Quoted By: >>1514232

>>1510989
If your scared of off-leash dogs your a mega pussy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 May 2019 18:20:09 No.1511315 Report

Quoted By: >>1511318

>>1511244
Walk my disobedient offleash pitbull who doesn't know her name and has the toothiest pitbull smile in the hills.

No one talks to me or tries to pet my good girl.

Experiencing this kind of racism is very upsetting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 May 2019 18:22:09 No.1511318 Report

Quoted By: >>1511354

>>1511315
I've had 3 friends raped by pitbulls, don't trust ANY of them!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 May 2019 18:40:42 No.1511329 Report

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>>1510989
I'd be jelly. Getting raped by an unfeeling flesh robot would be pretty hot desu. No homo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 May 2019 18:54:19 No.1511348 Report

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>>1511261
Some sperg was saying he shoots off-leash dogs on sight. Another sperg says he shoots spergs who shoot off-leash dogs on sight. Comedy ensues

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 May 2019 19:03:56 No.1511354 Report

Quoted By: >>1511358

>>1511318
If your friends had said Hello instead of being stuck up bitches they wouldn't have been raped!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 May 2019 19:08:03 No.1511358 Report

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>>1511354
Stop contradicting my victimhood you Nazi facist!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 May 2019 19:35:51 No.1511372 Report

Quoted By: >>1511378

>>1511253
Sad thing is, in modern America, this is very definitely NOT a joke.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 May 2019 19:51:33 No.1511378 Report

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>>1511372
No it's not, quit letting memes form your world view.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 May 2019 20:33:07 No.1511400 Report

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>>1510989
this reminds me of a time a gay kid in my HS made a horse fuck him in the ass

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 11 May 2019 05:36:12 No.1512455 Report

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All male dogs are rapists, down with the poochiearchy!!!

People who let their dogs off leash are rape enablers and should be shot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkttPjp7jMs

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 May 2019 15:47:03 No.1512730 Report

Quoted By: >>1512739

>>1511240
>>Fucking knifes me in the hand
>"I'm tellin the police you tried n mug me"
Oh God, not that autist again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 May 2019 15:58:08 No.1512739 Report

Quoted By: >>1512832

>>1512730
I was pretty drunk when I was posting that shit. I get a lot more autistic when I'm drunk.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 May 2019 16:00:24 No.1512742 Report

Quoted By: >>1516942

>>1511240
>tweaker
>overweight
And you were doing so well

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 May 2019 18:02:57 No.1512832 Report

Quoted By: >>1513002

>>1512739
Still gonna beat you to the draw.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 11 May 2019 21:15:56 No.1513002 Report

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>>1512832
I'm the fastest in the west bruh

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 May 2019 18:02:22 No.1514232 Report

Quoted By: >>1514283

>>1511297
Well I was attacked by once. Call me pussy but a 4feet dog coming at you is fucking scary.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 May 2019 19:13:30 No.1514283 Report

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>>1514232
I was literally stare raped and bark-splained by a dog once. #yesalldogs #endcisoffleashfacism #barkingisstillrape!!!!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 May 2019 19:18:38 No.1514285 Report

Quoted By: >>1514289

>>1510989
pic related is more effective than a gun. bonus is you can spray the owner if they pipe up

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 May 2019 19:23:40 No.1514289 Report

Quoted By: >>1514290

>>1514285
Saw a dog walking off leash today, literally so triggered!!!! When will these facists stop off-leash raping me!!!! Don't even try to dog-splain to me about your rights, barking is rape too!!! REEEEEEEEE

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 May 2019 19:26:03 No.1514290 Report

Quoted By: >>1514302

>>1514289
Babies getting their faces chewed off is all fun and games, isn't it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 May 2019 19:39:17 No.1514302 Report

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>>1514290
My friends brothers girlfriends neighbor had a dog kill their baby, now I'll never trust them. #yesalldogs #dogscauseautism #stopoffleashfacism

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 May 2019 23:15:41 No.1516942 Report

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>>1512742
it's a thing. I've seen it. west texas.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 May 2019 11:42:45 No.1517310 Report

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>>1510989
Licking is not violent rape, OP.

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