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Anonymous Tue 02 Jul 2013 02:26:46 No.152065 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>152074 >>152076 >>152093 >>152874

Well /an/ is full of faggots so I'll post this here.

I found a toad. I named him toadbro. I poured some water on him because he looked parched.

What can I do for toadbro that is very nice, next time I see him?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Jul 2013 02:35:34 No.152074 Report

Quoted By: >>152133

>>152065
Shoot him in the fucking head with a .22lr

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Jul 2013 02:36:18 No.152076 Report

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>>152065
So I'm a toad. I was hanging around outside, minding my own fucking business when some gigantic mammal blunders past me. It stops, and I hunker down hoping it doesn't see me, and won't eat me.

The EXT FUCKING THING I KNOW is that I'm soaked. I'm just glad it wasn't the mammal's piss.

WHAT THE FUCK

So, /out/, how was your day?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Jul 2013 03:11:59 No.152093 Report

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>>152065
Take him out to dinner then give him a toadjob

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Jul 2013 03:33:36 No.152109 Report

Quoted By: >>152988

B-but that is a frog.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 02 Jul 2013 04:15:10 No.152133 Report

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>>152074

So edgy! Edgemaster 9000. le epic edge!!! XD

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Jul 2013 04:37:06 No.152139 Report

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he probably enjoyed the water.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 02 Jul 2013 04:39:49 No.152140 Report

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toad

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 02 Jul 2013 04:40:48 No.152141 Report

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gains

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Jul 2013 08:51:19 No.152874 Report

Quoted By: >>152877

>>152065

Keep him and say goodbye to slugs.

Toads love immersing themselves in mud but stay away from water until it is time to mate. Get a pond going if you have a few in your area though.
Find a clay post wide enough to allow him entry as a home during the summer. They hibernate in leaf piles over winter, but you should want to make some leaf piles anyway for leaf mould.

They are a great gardening companion.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Jul 2013 08:58:42 No.152877 Report

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>>152874

Clay pot for a home*

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Jul 2013 10:15:39 No.152907 Report

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He's so fucking cute. Is that moss on his back? That's pretty awesome. Does he try to run from you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Jul 2013 15:17:58 No.152988 Report

Quoted By: >>152991

>>152109
No it's not.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Jul 2013 15:35:29 No.152991 Report

Quoted By: >>152998

>>152988
indeed, it would appear to be a frog from the supplied photo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Jul 2013 15:46:16 No.152998 Report

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>>152991
Do you know what a frog looks like? That is very clearly a toad.

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