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I lost a bet

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2019 21:35:55 No.1521300 View View Reply Original Report

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How can I survive for a month (January) in the Alaskan interior with only a knife, a map, a hatchet, a lighter and appropriate clothing?

I need to do this or my friends will make fun of me

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2019 21:37:27 No.1521301 Report

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>>1521300
Lots of Ramen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2019 21:44:46 No.1521305 Report

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>>1521300
You dun goof'd

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2019 21:48:03 No.1521307 Report

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>>1521300
>a map
Just walk back to town.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2019 21:57:45 No.1521311 Report

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>>1521300
Use the lighter to burn the map to create a signal fire, attracting a wild bush-pilot to investigate your location. As he swoops low, throw the hatchet into the engine to take it out. Finish it off and carve it up with your knife. A single plane+pilot will allow you to survive for a month, and catching another plane for the next month will be even easier with the radio from the first.

Christopher !LightPenis

Christopher !LightPenis Thu 23 May 2019 21:58:52 No.1521312 Report

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>>1521311
Lol, big if true
I wonder if cavemen utilized this technique.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2019 22:11:17 No.1521317 Report

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>>1521300
All you have to do to survive is not be a faggot. It was nice knowing you, OP!

Seriously though, just use the knife to stab a moose in the head. Then slice open its belly, cut out the liver, eat it, then climb inside to stay warm like Luke. Every now and then, reach out and grab some snow, put it in your mouth, wait for it to melt, then swallow. You'll need to do this every day because the warmth from the moose won't last, and neither will the liver meal. Go ahead and take your shit inside the moose each day just as you're about to climb out and do the next one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2019 22:15:21 No.1521318 Report

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>>1521300
how do you lose a bet that costs you a month of your life. Do you not have a job?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2019 22:24:58 No.1521322 Report

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>>1521317
>stab a moose in the head
Literally pic related

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2019 22:39:00 No.1521329 Report

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>>1521318

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2019 22:43:49 No.1521333 Report

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>>1521300
>a month (January) in the Alaskan interior
wtf? you don't. you just die.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2019 22:45:28 No.1521336 Report

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>>1521311
Know any good plane recipes?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2019 22:46:50 No.1521338 Report

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>>1521333
Trips of truth.
Time for me to say cest la vie to the world

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2019 22:48:55 No.1521339 Report

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>>1521329
lmao, guess that's a "no"

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2019 22:57:06 No.1521344 Report

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>>1521322
Is this my Tx femanon fren? I have seen that book for decades yet never read it. Does it specifically mention stabbing a moose in the head? That would be pretty based! I hope to someday enjoy that book myself, I am aware of its true classic status. (You) have a mighty fine hardcover copy there!
>>1521339
It's weird to me that people assume whom they are addressing from post to post here. I have no idea what OP's situation is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2019 22:57:21 No.1521345 Report

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>>1521333
Fuck off eurocuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2019 23:02:06 No.1521352 Report

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>>1521344
>everyone's username is the same
>you replied to a post I made towards someone else
>wonder why I assume it's the person I replied to

Ah, jeez dude, are you down syndrome or somethin?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2019 23:07:01 No.1521357 Report

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>>1521344
no the pic's just from google

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2019 23:10:56 No.1521361 Report

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>>1521352
>anyone can reply to anything
>still assumes
>wonders if others are downies

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2019 23:12:59 No.1521364 Report

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>>1521357
Nonetheless, do you know if it specifically mentions stabbing a moose in the head? I was wondering what about the contents of that book caused you to relate it to what I'd said, because whatever it is could well increase my interest in checking it out!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2019 23:22:10 No.1521372 Report

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>>1521311
Dubs of Dinner

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2019 23:24:35 No.1521375 Report

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>>1521333
Not that bad really

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 May 2019 23:35:52 No.1521383 Report

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>>1521375
Yeah, I've lived in daily minus 20 F and it wasn't so bad. I wore a meat locker freezer suit (couldn't tell that's what it was looking at it, just bibs and coat) with sweat pants and t shirt underneath, laid down and took naps in the snow. Every morning had to shovel snow from all around a motel and would wind up removing the coat after a few minutes. That being said, it's no joke either...all nasal moisture instantly freezes and feels like boogers! Also, fully dry hair is a must. Never in my life had I done anything but towel dry until I lost a lot to hair and beardcicles the first day.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 May 2019 23:40:49 No.1521384 Report

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>>1521312
well...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmlYe2KS0-Y

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2019 00:20:57 No.1521411 Report

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>>1521364
one of the survival tips is to hunt a moose for food

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2019 00:31:33 No.1521424 Report

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>>1521361
Not wondering anymore, it's pretty clear you're a downie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2019 01:21:46 No.1521457 Report

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>>1521424
Perhaps that's where you inherited it from, but we'll never know for sure because your parents and I agreed it would be best to not get the DNA test to see who the biological father was.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 May 2019 01:33:05 No.1521467 Report

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Just hide out for a month and I'll email you pics.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2019 02:18:16 No.1521485 Report

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>>1521411
Correction: one of the survival tips is to find a moose that has just been killed by a bear and cook what's left, and if the bear shows up just shoot and eat it too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2019 02:23:42 No.1521492 Report

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>>1521485
Interesting tactics. If one has a gun suitable for large game, it would make sense to simply hunt with it to begin with, but eating bear's leftovers would conserve ammo, should one just happen upon such.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2019 02:25:43 No.1521494 Report

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>>1521300
You finna die

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2019 02:57:35 No.1521514 Report

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Watch Into the Wild.

Take notes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2019 02:59:17 No.1521515 Report

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>>1521300
Stay at a hotel and lie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2019 05:19:46 No.1521586 Report

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>>1521329
just "accidently" let your mom know about the plan, then tell your friends she won't let you, not like they are in any position to mock you over that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2019 21:28:27 No.1522076 Report

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>>1521344
>It's weird to me that people assume whom they are addressing from post to post here.
You can tell by how much their breath smells like cock.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2019 21:57:10 No.1522103 Report

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>>1521344
have sex

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 May 2019 22:08:53 No.1522109 Report

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>>1521457
>Youre right I am retarded

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Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 04:09:05 No.1522338 Report

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>>1521329
This is our daily reminder that people who talk about bootlickers are exclusively unemployed weirdos that can't answer reasonable questions, lose bets, and are willing to die to prove something to their faggot friends.

Honestly sounds about right. Don't forget to make a cairn next to where you're going to die so we can know you're /out/

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 06:29:43 No.1522426 Report

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>>1521300

>Embarrassment
>Death

Choose better.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2019 03:22:15 No.1523211 Report

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Stay at a hotel in Fairbanks for a month.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 26 May 2019 05:58:37 No.1523300 Report

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>>1521300
Hate for you to have to find out like this, but your friends already make fun of you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2019 06:57:43 No.1523315 Report

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>>1521300
Kek, your best bet is to get as fat as possible, carry a bunch of vitamins and salt with you, and fast for a month.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2019 07:13:13 No.1523319 Report

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>>1521485
>>1521492
>winter
>bears

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2019 18:30:05 No.1525269 Report

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>>1521300
learn how to trap
eat 10000calories a day for acouple months before you go, you'll need the fat to sustain yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 May 2019 19:35:11 No.1525311 Report

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>>1521300
>gather those supplies
>walk into a homeless shelter in Fairbanks
>live for a month.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 May 2019 03:24:31 No.1525701 Report

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>>1521300
yer fucked, m8

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 May 2019 08:11:25 No.1525793 Report

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>>1521311
Kino

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