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Hey, listen, seriously. I've been imagining my whole life, that one of the perks to being Jesus' 12 disciples being magically wipeless shit miracles. Like, think about it...the whole time, just about, they were /out/ as fuck, roaming the desert from town to town, spreading the Gospel and bringing a taste of the power of the Kingdom to the people directly. They were camping out *all* the time, all over the place.
So naturally all 12 of them had to shit all the time, and they were on a very time sensitive mission. I figure that one day, Jesus told them all to go take shits at the same time, but gave everyone the instruction to hold the wiping until everyone was ready. Then, when the last one gave the word on being finished and ready, Jesus told them all to stick their hand up into their asses, and feel around.
They were, of course, perfectly clean, to everyone's astonishment, but Jesus was like "wait, there's more...now, smell your hands..." and when they did, it was like the Hoh rainforest in WA State. They certainly had no such frame of reference and therefor did not make the connection, but they knew it was truly holy, it was that rarified, pure, and sweet.
