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>>1536300
Anyone who isn't retarded will have brought their own food, and anyone willing to fuck a stranger for a bag of whatever you can provide will probably be startlingly unattractive.
Think on that for like 5 seconds.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jun 2019 15:11:26 No.1536372 Report

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>>1536296
a banged a few at maple street park.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jun 2019 15:20:56 No.1536377 Report

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>>1536296
Please don't rape any hikers anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jun 2019 16:01:42 No.1536405 Report

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What the fuck ops retarded lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jun 2019 17:56:03 No.1536469 Report

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>>1536372
What can I do to increase my chances of fucking a random girl in the woods?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jun 2019 18:22:57 No.1536483 Report

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>>1536469
Buy one of of those DIY how to commit a rape books.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jun 2019 18:33:58 No.1536493 Report

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>>1536296
you must first stalk them and steal their food during the night so that they are desperate. most hikers bring their own food. if they're far enough away from civilization that not eating in the next 18 hours is going to be more than a mild inconvenience, they will be willing to do anything for some of your food. personal experience

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jun 2019 18:39:44 No.1536501 Report

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Is this a fishing thread? I'm just asking because of the bait.

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Anonymous Tue 11 Jun 2019 19:16:06 No.1536521 Report

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>>1536493
>if they're far enough away from civilization that not eating in the next 18 hours is going to be more than a mild inconvenience, they will be willing to do anything for some of your food.
>personal experience
S-story time anon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jun 2019 19:23:05 No.1536526 Report

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>>1536300
Hobos are also hungry people, maybe start in the poorer sections of town and save yourself the trip out to the wilderness. Also crack / heroin might be better bait.

Good luck!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jun 2019 19:42:52 No.1536542 Report

Quoted By: >>1536546 >>1536649

>>1536296
Cook something that smells awesome and camp out by a lake or other water source with some music playing. Have alcohol. Appear normal, friendly, and generous with your food and drink. Have a funny story about how your friends bailed on the camping trip. 1 out of 5 chances sexual favors will be exchanged.

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Anonymous Tue 11 Jun 2019 19:50:45 No.1536546 Report

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>>1536542
>Appear normal
Even though I dont have any information about the OP besides what he has posted here, I am pretty sure this is going to be the biggest stumbling block.
Just a hunch

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jun 2019 20:06:21 No.1536559 Report

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>>1536546
It’s Austin, they have a more lax definition of normal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jun 2019 20:23:34 No.1536574 Report

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>>1536469
Not be a raging autist

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jun 2019 20:56:08 No.1536593 Report

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>>1536493
LOL this guys mating tactics are funny.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jun 2019 21:18:43 No.1536611 Report

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>>1536296
Just bee yourself and offer chips

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jun 2019 22:10:09 No.1536649 Report

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>>1536542
This is exactly what I needed to hear Anon! Thanks for the tip, I’ll even take a page out of Yuru camp and break some noodles, among other things! :D

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