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pack in fresh wet wipes
wipe booty with them put them inside ziplock freezer bag inside of garbage bag so double bagged and pack them out
of course you dig a cathole and then squat like russian over it and pewp in the hole
if u gotta piss bad piss first then shite
tuck your dick back so you don't piss on yourself when you do so you can just drop ur pants and get funky
I mean it's cold out there sometimes pardner
cover the cathole n shit mound up with the dirt from digging it

nothing like a fresh bum from baby wipey
why would you want a shit caked ass while going the distance

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 08:05:27 No.1545672 Report

Quoted By: >>1545673

>>1545610
walk >200ft from any trail or water source
gather suitable wiping material on the way, see image
dig hole =>6" deep with tent stakes
shit in hole
use found wiping material to do the 'heavy lifting'
preform bidet, see image in next post
dry bum
apply gold bond (optional)
fill in hole, if in a dry enviroment don't pack it too hard
cover hole with a big rock or mark with an X made of sticks

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 08:06:30 No.1545673 Report

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>>1545672
bidet example image

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 09:34:59 No.1545699 Report

Quoted By: >>1545820

>>1545610
Tbqh I think paper tissues are ok to be left, if I can I avoid it (if have much water). Water and m. cups for anonettes, it's life changing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 09:37:21 No.1545700 Report

Quoted By: >>1545710

>>1545614
>>1545616
This isnt a bad idea if the water is flowing quickly. My camp spot has a fast moving stream nearby and I dont even bring toilet paper. The water does it all for you.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 10:45:42 No.1545710 Report

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>>1545700
>>1545614
>>1545616
This was at one time a snarky meme, but as it turns out, people actually do this for realz. Of course the disastrous consequences occur for everyone else down stream.

>>1545610
I dig a hole, crap in said hole, wipe using....TOILET PAPER...then fill hole back in with removed dirt.

>pic related
/thread

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Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 14:26:13 No.1545791 Report

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>>1545614
Don't bring toilet paper, just wade on in. It's safe. C'mon man nothing wants in that hole. Theres nothing to worry about. Hffhffhffhff

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 16:24:52 No.1545820 Report

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>>1545699
>m. cups
and a pee rag

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 16:27:38 No.1545823 Report

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Wipe it with my hand and then lick it clean

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 16:33:31 No.1545826 Report

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Walk a fair distance off trail, at least 50' or so. Dig a small hole. Squat, shit, wipe with TP, follow up with a wet wipe or two, cover hole. Repeat same time tomorrow.
Absolutely any way other than this I'd think is pretty ridiculous.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 19:51:20 No.1545887 Report

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biodegradable tp is a meme. just use regular tp and bury it with the shit.You do dig a shitting hole don't you anon? Or so you shit on the trail like a filthy animal? my favorite by far though when i'm on a good hike is to try and locate a geocache or two and fill them up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 20:50:37 No.1545918 Report

Quoted By: >>1545919 >>1545933 >>1546146

>>1545610
Shitting inawoods is the best. All these fucken retards shitting in water, wiping with hand, using special products, fuck you weak cuck faggots.

How to shit outside:
Learn to squat. Be able to squat with heels on ground. Be able to hold a squat position for 10 minutes in comfort and easy. Squatting is the natural way humans shit. Bring Scott 1000 role of tp. Scott 1000 is pure tp without puffyness (softness). When in woods dig a hole, shit in hole, wipe ass like a normal human being, bury shit and tp. If you follow my advice this will create the supreme pooping experience. Any other method is retardation, autism, sub human, weak, cuck, s o y b o i.

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Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 20:51:40 No.1545919 Report

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>>1545918

Madsen Maskingevær !!o9Rj2xAYif5

Madsen Maskingevær !!o9Rj2xAYif5 Wed 26 Jun 2019 20:56:47 No.1545921 Report

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>>1545610
if i can find a suitable tree
>monkeygrip the the tree
>take aim
>dig the hole
>tale off pants etc
>do the poop
>burry it

if no tree then just squat

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 21:12:18 No.1545928 Report

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>>1545647
This anon gets it. Also fuck the campers and hunters/fishers who just have one spot where they shit and piss and leave all their nasty tp lying all over the ground.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 21:15:24 No.1545933 Report

Quoted By: >>1546141

>>1545918
Also when you are near pine trees and its summer, there arent even bad poop fumes. Just pine smell.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Jun 2019 03:12:13 No.1546141 Report

Quoted By: >>1546527

>>1545933
Last time I shit in the woods 100 flies immediately appeared from nowhere and tried to get in my butt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Jun 2019 03:21:13 No.1546146 Report

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>>1545918
Based and shitpilled. This is how I shit in the woods too. Dig a hole with a stick, take my comfy as fuck shit (even better if you piss while squatting too. Very comfortable), then wipe with my TP (bonus points if there's a broken branch you can roll it off from) and throw it in the hole and bury it.

Also it some places the leaves are okay for wiping too, but that's definitely not ideal.

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Anonymous Thu 27 Jun 2019 06:39:20 No.1546213 Report

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Anonymous Thu 27 Jun 2019 06:42:58 No.1546217 Report

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>>1545610
with toilet paper.

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Anonymous Thu 27 Jun 2019 12:18:48 No.1546346 Report

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>>1545610
>dig cat hole
>shit in said hole
>wipe with leaves
>fill cat hole with dirt and soiled leaves
Easy as that

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Jun 2019 19:32:44 No.1546527 Report

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>>1546141
Yeah there is that too. I had a bunch of mosquitos bite my ass.

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Anonymous Fri 28 Jun 2019 17:00:54 No.1546983 Report

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>>1545610
Why even ask this on /out/? Best practices are already established.
>70 steps from camp/trail or water
>loose soil, sunny spot
>piss first
>dig cat hole 4 inches wide, 8 inches deep
>slide pants down to ankles, stand with heels near hole
>squat down, tuck cock and balls behind the back of your pants
>shit in hole
>you'll require less wiping than on a toilet, since your cheeks are spread by the squat
>bury shit and biodegradable TP
>(a handful of campfire ash will neutralize odor, so animals don't dig it up)
>do not bury wipes or standard TP
>pack it out in 2 ziplocs
Choose a different spot every time. Use a rock pattern to mark spots you've already used.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jun 2019 17:09:54 No.1546984 Report

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I bring an entire roll of TP sans the tube
hand sanitizer is helpful just for my mental state afterward (it's also nice when I use the same utensils for raw meet and cooked food)
usually I just use a stick to dig a small hole, squat over it and take my dump, then wipe conservatively and bury it all
I used to dump in streams, but when I stopped being a retarded teenager I realized people (including me) drink from there

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jun 2019 19:30:45 No.1547067 Report

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>>1545614
kek..every year there is a reggae on the river festival. our home is within earshot and just upriver of it..

>up early to go fish
>asshole retired neighbor
>rents his yard as hippy campground
>watch him through window
>drain his porta potti
>into the river
>video him
>saved for future reference..

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2019 02:47:40 No.1547291 Report

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Shave+drink less water+eat less fiber. I can't remember the last time I needed to wipe.

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