>>1558901>spoon/hotJFC, yes. I outright tell mine "Imma need some air circ, you gonna have to roll it over", and she does.
>she gets bad morning breath and wants to kissThis is the single most real thing outta all this real shit. I just give her the face like, nawp.
>four day vagina stubbleI don't fuck with shavers.
>she forgets to hide her imperfections and you notice her tits and ass are kinda saggy from that time her diet was just french fries and beer working at a ski resort and then she just got skinny and cute again like it wouldnt leave a markYeah, I'm almost 50, this aspect is largely shot to hell.
>by the end of it catch yourself thinking about a good way to ask her to marry youAlready been married, won't do it legally again, but I'm getting pretty close already, because above is about the worst of all that I'm dealing with thus far.
