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Anonymous Mon 22 Jul 2019 00:24:07 No.1562641 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1562648 >>1562664 >>1562666 >>1562668 >>1562671 >>1562690 >>1562691 >>1562697 >>1562721

WHY CAN'T I EVER CATCH ANY FUCKING FISH
TELL ME HOW TO CATCH SMALLMOUTH BASS AND TROUT RIGHT NOW OR I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU. WHY THE FUCK WON'T THEY BITE ANYTHING? WHY DO THEY SPIT MY FUCKING LURE INSTANTLY IF THEY DO? TELL ME WHAT TO DO OR I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Jul 2019 00:33:57 No.1562648 Report

Quoted By: >>1562657

>>1562641
Fuck off dumb frogposter
Reported and saged

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Jul 2019 00:44:45 No.1562657 Report

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>>1562648
kill yourself tryhard

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Jul 2019 00:52:45 No.1562664 Report

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>>1562641
You just catch em’ dude, like just go in there and grab them. Like how fucking hard is that you pussy?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Jul 2019 00:54:10 No.1562666 Report

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>>1562641
Fish downstream

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 22 Jul 2019 00:56:44 No.1562668 Report

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>>1562641
You ain't holdin' your mouth right, boy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Jul 2019 01:02:14 No.1562671 Report

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>>1562641
Some people just aren't meant to fish

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Jul 2019 01:31:08 No.1562690 Report

Quoted By: >>1562692

>>1562641
t.city slicker

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Jul 2019 01:36:27 No.1562691 Report

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>>1562641
>dumb frog gonna kill me with a gun
>he hasn't tried killing the fish with a gun
use a net stupid

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 22 Jul 2019 01:37:33 No.1562692 Report

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>>1562690
incorrect

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Jul 2019 01:45:02 No.1562694 Report

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Be honest. How often do you try? It takes some time, guy. Get after it. Research your area and target species more. Everyone who fishes thinks they could be doing it better, everyone. Nobody has all the answers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Jul 2019 01:45:59 No.1562695 Report

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>>1562692
How do those rocks taste?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 22 Jul 2019 01:47:19 No.1562697 Report

Quoted By: >>1562703

>>1562641
Use bananas

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Jul 2019 01:51:40 No.1562700 Report

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>>1562695
What did he mean by this?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 22 Jul 2019 01:53:29 No.1562703 Report

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>>1562697

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Jul 2019 01:56:12 No.1562706 Report

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>>1562700
https://blogs.northcountrypublicradio.org/inbox/2010/02/28/saturday-night-live-jokes-about-rock-eaters-and-freaks-in-plattsburgh/

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 22 Jul 2019 01:58:30 No.1562709 Report

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>>1562706
>SNL
yikes

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 22 Jul 2019 02:01:43 No.1562711 Report

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>>1562709
It's part of upstate lore, nigger; something we good people can affectionately call ourselves.
>>1562703
DSFARGEG

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Jul 2019 02:06:53 No.1562718 Report

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>>1562711
You are full of shit dude. No one has heard of/cares about this. Even my federal agent aunt who hates this place and always shits on it and tries to talk up fucking pennsylvania and watches SNL has never said this. What is your endgame?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Jul 2019 02:08:42 No.1562720 Report

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>>1562718
Ok zoomer

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Anonymous Mon 22 Jul 2019 02:12:11 No.1562721 Report

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>>1562641
Being this new

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Jul 2019 02:16:04 No.1562723 Report

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>>1562720
Dude nobody says this. What are you trying to accomplish by lying about some gay snl joke you probably googled?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 22 Jul 2019 02:20:20 No.1562726 Report

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>>1562721
>some hack who mooched off his more talented peer while being a NEET in his backyard
wow dude some people eat food without realizing its not food they're after [spoiler:lit] except fat fucks are still fat and i still don't catch a lot of fish[/spoiler:lit]

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 22 Jul 2019 02:25:18 No.1562728 Report

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>>1562726
>>1562726
Ah, I see you are a man of fine taste too

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Jul 2019 02:30:36 No.1562730 Report

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>>1562728
That’s...actually fascinating.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Jul 2019 02:30:52 No.1562731 Report

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>>1562706
>>1562711
>>1562718
>>1562720
>>1562723
>Dude nobody says this. What are you trying to accomplish by lying about some gay snl joke you probably googled?
Live up here and can confirm. This is the first I’ve heard of rockeaters

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Jul 2019 02:35:23 No.1562736 Report

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>>1562730
it's gibberish.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Jul 2019 02:43:50 No.1562741 Report

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Itt limp wristed 9-5 office cucks

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Jul 2019 03:22:19 No.1562756 Report

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>>1562741
I'm just shit at fishing. I don't mind eating squirrels or whatever

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Anonymous Mon 22 Jul 2019 03:31:09 No.1562761 Report

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One thing I’ve tried and I’m sure I’ll catch some flack for it here. I been fishing for about a year now and go as often as I get the chance. When I first started I wouldn’t catch a dam thing. Literally went 4 months without one fish reeled in...had a couple on the line once and couldn’t bring em’ in. Was at a bbq for my girlfriends family and was introduced to her uncle. Her uncle is an avid fisherman, been fishing all his life. I told him that I hadn’t caught anything since I started. He laughed his ass off at me. After the ridicule from him and the gfs dad, he let me in on a secret that he said has aided him greatly. Now, follow me here because this may seem odd as it did to me the first time. He tells me that he has applied semen to his lures and spinners. Personally I’ve never heard of this before, so I asked here he gets it thinking it was from some fish. He tells me it comes from no fish and that most every time he goes fishing he takes the time to collect some of his own semen and soaks the hook of his lure in it b4 each cast. I’ll be honest I still didn’t believe this old fuck. I literally have never read about this anywhere.

Well I fished for another month and still no luck. This got me thinking to what he said. So I figured I’d give it a shot. What was there to lose and of course I wasn’t going to tell anyone I tried this. So I brew up a concoction of it and place in a plastic cup. Drove to the lake and applied to the hook. Before my 3rd cast I caught my first ever fish. A smallmouth bass. There’s no way this stuff actually works...right. Well I kept doing it. That day I caught 4 fish in total. I couldn’t believe it! This trick actually works. Since then I’ve been using this ever since and have increased my catch rate dramatically. With that being said...I’ll probably never tell anyone about this i know real life.

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Anonymous Mon 22 Jul 2019 03:48:41 No.1562768 Report

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>>1562761

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Anonymous Mon 22 Jul 2019 05:25:42 No.1562805 Report

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>>1562761
>You wrote all that?

OP, switch up lures. Spinner baits, with a spoon work good, try panther martin (bullet shape, with feathers behind, with single hook, or treble hook)
I bet you are not using a boat, so find out if you can, best areas to fish from shore.

OP catfish is good eating, easy to catch. Take a few dog food cans, drill some holes and toss them where you will fish.
Get some good stink bait, put on treble hook, and fish. Just let it sit there on the bottom, no bobber is needed. You will see the line moving if you have a bite.
Tie weights to botttom, and put bait a few inches above, or tie a line off the main and attach there. Wait 30mins, if no bite check bait, try again.
>Drink beer, or read a book while you fish.

I have no boat, and im not that good at fishing either. But quit coming here and acting this is /b/ or /pol/, grow up.

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