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>Mom constantly lectures me about needing to go outside more often
>Threatens to shut off internet if I don't
>Go outside
>Remember friend telling me how beautiful the local woods are
>Go to woods
>It is beautiful here
>Run into cyotey
>Slowly back away and pick up stick
>Swing stick around while yelling like a giant tard
>Cyotey leaves me alone
>Go home feeling like a badass
>Turns out later that I had been bitten by a tick
>Now have Lyme disease
>I fucking hate the outdoors

Did I do the proper thing when dealing with a wild animal?