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Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2019 08:16:17 No.1573646 View View Reply Original Report

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You are a bunch of phoney baloneys.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2019 08:47:18 No.1573652 Report

Quoted By: >>1573741 >>1573798 >>1573874 >>1574245

>implying there are any women here

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2019 09:04:53 No.1573655 Report

Quoted By: >>1576394

>>1573646
I used dish detergent to was my dick and all the skin came off it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2019 10:20:33 No.1573661 Report

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>/out/
>Wahmens
pick one

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2019 10:39:35 No.1573665 Report

Quoted By: >>1574784

>>1573646
The woman's top in the pictures are different colors. This is probably fake.

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Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2019 10:54:24 No.1573674 Report

Quoted By: >>1573713

>>1573646
eww looks like plastic shit zero personality

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2019 11:15:14 No.1573685 Report

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>>1573646
>take photo of start of hike
>sibling "calls her out" for it

>typical faggot OP using shaming technique trolling

I'm not even sure what is going on here, but I don't see any problem with the image other than the sibling also being a faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2019 12:46:28 No.1573713 Report

Quoted By: >>1573796 >>1573877 >>1574050 >>1574164 >>1574211

>>1573674
I will never understand why some women do that. She's basically the McDonald's of women; same fucking thing that you get all over the place with basically no personality. Also, most likely low quality services.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2019 13:53:25 No.1573741 Report

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>>1573652
Fpbp

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2019 16:06:35 No.1573796 Report

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>>1573713
She looks like she "serves" a lot of black guys too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2019 16:10:41 No.1573798 Report

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>>1573652
>>1573741
There were three verified ones in recent times, but they were called out for being /soc/ level attention whores attempting to use nothing but the mere fact of being a woman to get clamoring beta orbiters and retreated into hiding.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2019 16:26:03 No.1573804 Report

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>>1573796
Get your mind out of the gutter, man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2019 17:10:15 No.1573833 Report

Quoted By: >>1574047 >>1574091 >>1574144

I'd like to Okahumpka her if you know what I mean hahahaha am I right fellas

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THe_KvD !ZNBx60Gj/k Tue 06 Aug 2019 18:26:24 No.1573874 Report

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>>1573652
I went fishing with a grill from /out/. Never saw her without pants so can’t be 100% sure, but I think it was a real female.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2019 18:30:50 No.1573877 Report

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>>1573713
Lmao mcdonalds of women. I am going to use that one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2019 18:31:17 No.1573879 Report

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>>1573874
Yeah, it's pretty shocking how passing traps can get these days. Good move on not moving.

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THe_KvD !ZNBx60Gj/k Tue 06 Aug 2019 18:33:42 No.1573880 Report

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>>1573879
If they’re that good, would it be gay for a dude to go for it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2019 18:35:39 No.1573881 Report

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>>1573880
yes, faggot

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THe_KvD !ZNBx60Gj/k Tue 06 Aug 2019 18:38:04 No.1573885 Report

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>>1573881
What about a BJ and maybe playing with the titties a little bit?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2019 18:40:10 No.1573888 Report

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>>1573880
The Holy Bible, Bhagavad Gita, and Tao Te Ching, Egyptian hieroglyphics, and the Georgia Guidestones, all outright state "traps are gay".

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2019 18:50:50 No.1573893 Report

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>>1573888
Good trips.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2019 18:52:39 No.1573894 Report

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>>1573879
>tripfag
>"""not moving"""
That's not how this works

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2019 18:58:55 No.1573903 Report

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>>1573894
Yes, I realize that "he" would have "moved" were "she" to have given anything other than obvious signals of repulsion and eagerness for the day to end, but I try to be subtly supportive of our autism, retardation, and faggotry impaired bros.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2019 19:13:19 No.1573914 Report

Quoted By: >>1573918

>>1573874
I met up with anon from /out/ last summer but he was a straight male that did not even try to be more feminine :(

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THe_KvD !ZNBx60Gj/k Tue 06 Aug 2019 19:15:10 No.1573917 Report

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>>1573903
Tbqhwy, it was better than one would expect from a 4channer

>>1573894
I couldn’t do it, I got a keeper who is confirmed 100% female.

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THe_KvD !ZNBx60Gj/k Tue 06 Aug 2019 19:16:43 No.1573918 Report

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>>1573914
That was the other two. Both of them were married.

You know what really helps them be more feminine and submissive? Bludgeon them with your trekking pole and then dress them up in women’s underwear.

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THe_KvD !ZNBx60Gj/k Tue 06 Aug 2019 19:27:27 No.1573928 Report

Quoted By: >>1573961 >>1573972 >>1573974

>>1573903
Oh and this is the fun one... Hopefully it doesn’t piss “her” off...

>be me, single and fishin a lot
>anon want to come fishin, don’t realize it’s a grill until we meet, she brings her BF because she understands this is 4chan and a double murder gets more police attention than one girl drowning
>go fishin a handful of times, they both cool, but then school starts up for them and I get distracted with coffee grill
>time goes by, don’t talk
>give up on coffee grill and get down with 7eleven girl
>get random text from Anon, says she just got back in town
>askin if I been fishin, tell her some spots her and her BF should go check out
>”Oh we just broke up”
>tfw to busy eatin tequeños with Venezuelan girls to go fishin with anon
Who knows, maybe I was just like the gay friend. But Latinas seem to love me for some reason.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2019 20:06:14 No.1573950 Report

Quoted By: >>1573961

>>1573646

Americans are faggots. Imagine thinking 'hiking' is any walk on a path.

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Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2019 20:12:30 No.1573958 Report

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>>1573646

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2019 20:17:18 No.1573961 Report

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>>1573928
latinas love white guys something about them being told they are all rich
>>1573950
bitch you walk on cultivated farmland and call it hiking

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THe_KvD !ZNBx60Gj/k Tue 06 Aug 2019 20:24:30 No.1573967 Report

Quoted By: >>1573979

>>1573961
Nah you gotta go to the hood for the baby mommas. $50k/yr means you’re a millionaire if you’re older than 20 because 20 x 50k = $1mil

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2019 20:33:02 No.1573972 Report

Quoted By: >>1574030

>>1573917
>>1573928
I don't know, "man", I just finished bein' married to a Latina/Greek for about 17 years and still ain't 100% positive that "she" ain't a dude.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2019 20:33:25 No.1573974 Report

Quoted By: >>1574030

>>1573928
>reading any green text story from a trip
Nice try you fuckin loser

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2019 20:39:28 No.1573979 Report

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>>1573967
>somehow started making 50k yr at birth
>got paid all in cash, no taxes
>saved every dime of it

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THe_KvD !ZNBx60Gj/k Tue 06 Aug 2019 21:43:50 No.1574030 Report

Quoted By: >>1574034

>>1573972
>Greek
I feel sorry for your shower drain

>>1573974
Thx bby

>>1573979
You haven’t met many black people, have you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2019 21:47:32 No.1574034 Report

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>>1574030
>shower drain
Dang, you might actually know your shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2019 21:57:24 No.1574047 Report

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>>1573833
You got a smile out of me. First one in weeks. Thanks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2019 22:00:29 No.1574050 Report

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>>1573713
but they dont realize that.
instead they think that they're so random and quirky xD they LOVE pizza (no other girls like pizza) and that drinking a bottle of red every night and looking at instagram while netflix is on in the background that she's unique, free-spirited and totally different to other girls.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2019 22:15:20 No.1574063 Report

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>>1573646

I go hiking in my backyard often. It's 500 acres.

No one else. Animals everywhere. Forest and river. It's great.

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Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2019 22:58:35 No.1574083 Report

Quoted By: >>1574087

>>1573888
Welp, you heard the trips, guys, traps are gay: it's official

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2019 23:04:52 No.1574087 Report

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>>1574083
It was an honor to serve as vessel messenger for the final declaration.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2019 23:08:59 No.1574091 Report

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>>1573833
I'm way more into that tan legged shorts and boots qt friend of hers.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 00:44:33 No.1574128 Report

Quoted By: >>1574171

>>1573646
i would eat that asssssssssss

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 01:19:27 No.1574144 Report

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>>1573833
I'm picking up what you're putting down

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 01:44:21 No.1574164 Report

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>>1573713
Because men let them. The dating market has infinite demand and scarce supply

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 01:56:54 No.1574171 Report

Quoted By: >>1574253 >>1574317 >>1576107

>>1574128
How does she think those tattoos are attractive?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 03:30:17 No.1574211 Report

Quoted By: >>1574283

>>1573713
>I will never understand why some women do that. She's basically the McDonald's of women; same fucking thing that you get all over the place with basically no personality. Also, most likely low quality services.
If you had sex before you'd realize that a tight curvy body is amazing, generic or not.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 04:39:05 No.1574245 Report

Quoted By: >>1574250

>>1573652
There were actually five confirmed ones in the past two months. Two of them were pretty normal to be honest. One had a cool topic going about a meteorite she found and detailed the process of her using a angle grinder to determine if it had the metal pattering that only meteorites display.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 04:47:27 No.1574250 Report

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>>1574245
I don't know about 5 for sure, just:
>MT
>TX
>Muslim
>Married with non-/out/ "husband"
I think the married one is the closest to normal, but Texas is the easily the most based.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 04:56:02 No.1574253 Report

Quoted By: >>1574317 >>1574337 >>1576108

>>1574171
Have sex

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 06:46:07 No.1574283 Report

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>>1574211
Oh anon, it's clear that OP message was far above your head. Good try though.

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THe_KvD !ZNBx60Gj/k Wed 07 Aug 2019 10:37:53 No.1574317 Report

Quoted By: >>1574339

>>1574171
>>1574253
I fucked a girl with a big Misfits tattoo on her lower back, that shit was distracting.

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Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 11:08:24 No.1574337 Report

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>>1574253

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Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 11:09:52 No.1574339 Report

Quoted By: >>1574356

>>1574317
>only been with 2 chicks
>screw chick doggy style
>tramp stamp is right above her ass on the small of her back
>pull out and jizz on it
>"Why do all guys cum on my tattoo!?"

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THe_KvD !ZNBx60Gj/k Wed 07 Aug 2019 11:33:35 No.1574356 Report

Quoted By: >>1574358

>>1574339
They’re so terrible. Idk, I can’t stand tats on girls, unless she’s a throwaway one night ho. I have never met a tatted up girl who wasn’t a crazy ho.

My girl mentioned it and I straight up told her “Listen, I probably won’t leave you because of it, but I will never look at you the same.”

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 11:39:05 No.1574358 Report

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>>1574356
Agreed fully.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 14:26:25 No.1574417 Report

Quoted By: >>1574518

>>1574091
That's her boyfriend.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 17:40:31 No.1574518 Report

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>>1574417
Nuh uh.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 23:48:59 No.1574784 Report

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>>1573665
white shirt can be seen draped over the photographers shoulders. It's just somebody with a dope af backyard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Aug 2019 00:34:20 No.1576099 Report

Quoted By: >>1576101 >>1576113

imagine fucking hiking in adidas trainers and gym clothes. No day sack and one fucking water bottle. fucking retards

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Aug 2019 00:37:22 No.1576101 Report

Quoted By: >>1576105

>>1576099
imagine going to the gym lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Aug 2019 00:43:06 No.1576105 Report

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>>1576101
lmao, just fucking walk

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Aug 2019 00:45:19 No.1576107 Report

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>>1574171
the eternal question

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Aug 2019 00:46:21 No.1576108 Report

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>>1574253
kys you degenerate piece of human rash

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Aug 2019 00:53:23 No.1576113 Report

Quoted By: >>1576116

>>1576099
Is that too hard for you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Aug 2019 00:58:28 No.1576116 Report

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>>1576113
Not him, but I wouldn't leave the house with nothing but a water bottle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Aug 2019 01:24:06 No.1576134 Report

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>>1573796
Your last name is either Jackson or steinbergblatt isn’t it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Aug 2019 10:10:34 No.1576394 Report

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>>1573655
Bruh what the fuck eww, I don't wanna imagine that let alone see it, post a pic

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Aug 2019 13:15:01 No.1576445 Report

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>>1573646
Why would you do this in your backyard? Even if you wanted to fake like you love being outdoors for whatever reason, I do not understand why you wouldn't just go to your local park, walk 20 feet, take a picture and leave.

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Anonymous Sat 10 Aug 2019 13:18:12 No.1576447 Report

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>>1573646

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Anonymous Sat 10 Aug 2019 13:19:55 No.1576450 Report

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>>1574337
do you remember yikes

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