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Anonymous Mon 19 Aug 2019 06:05:26 No.1582096 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1582137 >>1582158 >>1583762 >>1586779 >>1588047 >>1589804

What's the scariest thing you've encountered /out/side that turned out to be nothing?

>backpacking through australia
>middle of the night, going out to take a piss
>hear this fucking shit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlxnXMWO-jk
>run back to my tent with my pants around my ankles because a tiger crossed with a wolf crossed with a bear is three feet away from me
>turns out it's a fucking dropbear trying to get its dick sucked

Fuck these shit eating build-a-bear reject cunts.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 19 Aug 2019 08:25:28 No.1582127 Report

Quoted By: >>1582154 >>1582179

Fucking Koalas man, I had them go off the same way one night at our camp like 5 metres away from my swag.

The only freaky thing I've ever had happen is I've slept with a knife when there were wild dogs cruising around. Dingos are skinny little pussies and I'll gladly sleep on open ground with them around, but second they get a drop of dog mixed in them they get really cunty and smart. The lack of big predators makes Australia a pretty dope place for camping which is nice. Bears and wolves sound like a buzzkill

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Aug 2019 09:46:01 No.1582137 Report

Quoted By: >>1582179 >>1584754

>>1582096
I found a weird black and white wasp under my foreskin in the middle of the night.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Aug 2019 10:57:11 No.1582154 Report

Quoted By: >>1584617 >>1590301

>>1582127
>The lack of big predators makes Australia a pretty dope place for camping which is nice.

What if someone release a bunch of leopards? I would if I live there.

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Anonymous Mon 19 Aug 2019 11:01:38 No.1582158 Report

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>>1582096
>tfw reading a book and the characters encounter dropbears and have to kill them

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Aug 2019 11:23:53 No.1582179 Report

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>>1582127
Man I don't give a fuck about bears.
>>1582137
This shit seems like 10x worse.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Aug 2019 11:29:03 No.1582182 Report

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I had two raccoons start fighting/fucking about 20 yards behind us while catfishing one night. It was dead silent and the fuckers just lit up out of nowhere.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2019 15:05:38 No.1583762 Report

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>>1582096
I used to have around 2000 hectares of land in a secluded area in my country.

We took a long walk around the area and when we got back to the house it was full of guerilla fighters that were well known for kidnapping people.

I guess this didnt happen outside, but whatever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Aug 2019 21:26:02 No.1584617 Report

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>>1582154

Well no, you wouldn't, because Australia is crazy strict about taking animals in or out of the country. And leopards likely wouldn't survive in conditions that arid and lacking in small game.

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Anonymous Fri 23 Aug 2019 01:45:34 No.1584754 Report

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>>1582137

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Anonymous Sun 25 Aug 2019 06:07:07 No.1586111 Report

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The first time I heard a vixen at night. I was walking on a dirt road just outside of town when all of a sudden I hear a werewolf out of the darkness in front of me. Turned around and ran back into town.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Aug 2019 06:18:57 No.1586114 Report

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>>1583762
Quit larping as a Mexican

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Aug 2019 02:43:24 No.1586779 Report

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>>1582096
>working at a trading post near a national park
>share dumpster with national park
>waking some trash to dumpster
>throw trash in dumpster
>7”1 400lb bear pops out from behind the dumpster and makes a big roar
>shit my cargo shorts and start yelling and banging on the dumpster with a stick
>bear goes running
>wait till it’s out of eye sight to run back to building
>continue to soil cargo shorts

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Anonymous Tue 27 Aug 2019 15:57:07 No.1588047 Report

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>>1582096
A good friend of mine and I were innawoods and we were getting ready to go to sleep, when
suddenly we heard what sounded like someone or something running towards our tent and then turning around the way it came, and running back and forth maybe 5-7 times before it finally ran away. It was probably an animal, but it was still creepy nonetheless.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2019 12:57:04 No.1589804 Report

Quoted By: >>1589949

>>1582096
negros.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2019 14:11:42 No.1589843 Report

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Armadillos at night, they sound like a troop of methheads dancing all around your tent if you're inna actual woods with brush and leaves and such.

OP Thu 29 Aug 2019 14:36:42 No.1589863 Report

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>be a cousin of mine
>cycling though South America with a friend
>spend the night in the middle of nowhere, out in the Argentinian 'pampa'
>fall asleep
>Get woken up by the sound of a motor
>it's still night time, but the whole tent is enlightened
>a fucking car in the middle of the pampa is facing our tent
>scaredshitless.gif
>no sounds coming from the car, just the motor running
>minutes later they drive away
>didn't make a sound /move the whole time bc of how fucking scared I was

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2019 16:35:58 No.1589949 Report

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>>1589804
City parks don't count as /out/.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Aug 2019 13:19:26 No.1590301 Report

Quoted By: >>1590327

>>1582154
No you wouldn't. Where the frick would you get a bunch of leopards?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Aug 2019 14:18:49 No.1590327 Report

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>>1590301
My leopard kittens that my leopard wife laid as eggs after I made love to her ten times.

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