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Anonymous Mon 26 Aug 2019 02:59:23 No.1586794 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1586842 >>1586855 >>1586870 >>1586878 >>1587302 >>1588850 >>1588864 >>1589080 >>1589884

if you were /out/ing and had an accident and you became trapped and your left leg was crushed so you had surgically remove it while still trapped and you still had all your kit

could you theoretically eat the leg with no repercussions to yourself?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Aug 2019 03:03:38 No.1586796 Report

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Yeah boi cook that hoe up and d e v o u r. But you would need to deal with you new bloody stump first though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Aug 2019 04:39:48 No.1586842 Report

Quoted By: >>1586860 >>1586870 >>1589052

>>1586794
The more interesting question is who here could honestly have the balls to cut off their own leg. Eating it is pointless though because the calorie exchange of losing and digesting it isn't equal.

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Anonymous Mon 26 Aug 2019 05:07:40 No.1586855 Report

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>>1586794
after cutting your leg off the last thing you will be worrying about is food. You would die of dehydration first and the shock of blood loss second I saw it happen in dessert to a pog who walked off the path like a dummy.

third..what kind of shit you commonly carry that can cut through a leg bone?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Aug 2019 05:12:34 No.1586857 Report

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>>1586855
Leatherman with a saw blade should make pretty short work of it. Well, as short as it could be under the circumstances.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Aug 2019 05:15:24 No.1586860 Report

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>>1586842
>>1586855
no i mean saying you are a surgeon and have everything you need to amputate flawlessly

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Aug 2019 05:32:20 No.1586870 Report

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>>1586842
>isn't equal
Where do you get this? You're saying that at the very least a great steak dinner isn't enough calories to refuel after doing a little sawing? Has anyone informed you of being a brainlet yet?
>>1586794
Yeah, just cauterize the wound to stop the bleeding, which considering you're planning on doing some cooking, you'll be needing fire/heat for both, so you're really getting into some efficiency here. Just never eat yours, or anyone else's brains, because you can get something akin to mad cow's disease.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Aug 2019 05:55:39 No.1586878 Report

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>>1586794
a broken leg is often fatal on its own (fat embolism)

a crushed leg is even worse (rhabdomyolysis)

an amputated leg is one of the fastest ways to die, it's only seconds slower than a cut throat (severed femoral artery)

The Ralston scenario doesn't work well with a leg, those are serious business.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Aug 2019 19:46:44 No.1587302 Report

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>>1586794
>could you theoretically eat the leg with no repercussions to yourself?
well, other than the blood loss and energy spent in healing and the fact that your fucking leg is gone, no there wouldn't be any repercussions.
eating OTHER people's body parts on the reg is bad for you.

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Anonymous Wed 28 Aug 2019 12:34:14 No.1588850 Report

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>>1586794
Having been in this exact scenario no less than three times, I feel that I can comment with a great degree of authority.
Eating ones leg, in the absence of proper seasoning (salt, pepper, lemon grass and a hint of ginger- for Caucasians), is an unpleasant task.
The much better option is to catch and feast on the carrion that invariably comes to eat at the severed limb (crows are definitely first choice, though rats are more delicious than you might suppose).

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Aug 2019 13:15:41 No.1588864 Report

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>>1586794
fuck yea, if you eat the leg it will even grow back! make sure not to eat both legs in different orders than what you cut them off in, or you'll be walking funny.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Aug 2019 17:10:29 No.1589048 Report

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>>1588850
stories?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Aug 2019 17:14:19 No.1589052 Report

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>>1586842
It doesn’t matter if it isn’t equal, you get some of it back. For example velvet worms eating their string.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Aug 2019 17:42:05 No.1589080 Report

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>>1586794

Hi, Nursefag here, and dude. No. As soon as you sever your femoral artery you'll bleed out in 30 seconds. It's like a firehose of blood. The odds on being able to tourniquet if effectively and then stitch the vessel closed well enough to contain the pressure are astronomical. Never mind all this bullshit either:
>"muh cauterize thuh wooooond"
A burn is an open wound. A deep burn WILL lose epic fluids, it WILL get infected, and it WILL kill you. You have to to a proper primary wound closure.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Aug 2019 22:40:25 No.1589320 Report

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>>1588850
How have you not run out of legs?

onlyherebecausesummervacation

onlyherebecausesummervacation Wed 28 Aug 2019 22:44:33 No.1589322 Report

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>>1589320
As someone clearly stated man, they grow back if you eat them.

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Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2019 12:47:12 No.1589795 Report

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>>1589048
I once knew an Abyssinian man who believed that he could only achieve peace once he had removed all desire for sin. To that end he set about removing all of his limbs in order to eliminate options and enticements.
Being of practical mind, he knew that he needed his arms to fulfill the basics of life. So he decided to remove his legs and his 'devil's member' as he described it, and in so doing achieve his goal.
He ended up hacking off 5 of his legs and 3 johnsons before his body gave in and ceased to grow any more.
As I understand it, he sold them all for a tidy profit in the Bedouin markets outside Marakesh and used the money to buy a small house and regular stipend for his future.
.....Sadly, he ended up getting scammed by some Nigerian Prince, losing it all and eventually turning tricks for crack in the slums of Alexandria. Proving once and for all that one shouldnt dismember oneself lightly.

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Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2019 12:48:26 No.1589797 Report

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>>1589080
I don't have a femoral artery

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2019 12:55:59 No.1589802 Report

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>>1586878

Ralston situation was he waited until the circulation was cut off anyway, broke the bones, tourniqued it and hacked it off.

How's the leg fundamentally different?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2019 12:56:29 No.1589803 Report

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>>1589080
Check out the Nurse larper.
Everyone knows you can shut down your femoral artery by holding your breath.
Field medic training 101

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2019 15:16:40 No.1589884 Report

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>>1586794
Asking for a friend?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Aug 2019 23:24:12 No.1591326 Report

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>>1589795
do they grow back bigger or smaller?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Aug 2019 23:42:20 No.1591336 Report

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>>1591326
Legs grow back bigger and arms grow back smaller, my friend got hit by an IED in iraq and now he’s a T-rex

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2019 21:47:40 No.1592051 Report

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>>1591336
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