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Anonymous Mon 26 Aug 2019 17:30:45 No.1587187 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1587216 >>1587247 >>1587273 >>1587296 >>1587310 >>1587385 >>1587685 >>1589501 >>1589511 >>1589721 >>1590337 >>1592249 >>1596353 >>1597708 >>1598237 >>1598618

>*walks into your campsite and searches for you*
You have about 20 seconds before a rabid, hungry Bigfoot finds you and begins trying to eat you. What do you do?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Aug 2019 18:11:10 No.1587216 Report

Quoted By: >>1587228

>>1587187
>*reaches into tent..POP!!POP!POW!

If it were rabid and tried to fuck with me I could justify killing it. But if it just was curious I would lure it with food and sedate it then try to mate with it..

jus sayin'

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Aug 2019 18:23:26 No.1587228 Report

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>>1587216
>try to mate with it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Aug 2019 18:54:00 No.1587247 Report

Quoted By: >>1588715

>>1587187

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Aug 2019 19:13:22 No.1587273 Report

Quoted By: >>1589122 >>1590339

>>1587187
Is that the same Bigfoot "evidence" that got Les Stroud?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Aug 2019 19:37:01 No.1587296 Report

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>>1587187
I turn into the skinwalker that I am.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Aug 2019 19:53:42 No.1587310 Report

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>>1587187
>>>/x/

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Aug 2019 21:33:26 No.1587385 Report

Quoted By: >>1588726

>>1587187
>rabid

Rabies causes extreme hydrophobia. I'd just start spraying its face with water then run away while is chokes and coughs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Aug 2019 04:14:38 No.1587685 Report

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>>1587187
Try to get Instagram photo with Bigfoot and post it before I get eaten

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Aug 2019 05:05:47 No.1588715 Report

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>>1587247
It's been a long time. Hello fellow oldfag.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Aug 2019 05:31:55 No.1588726 Report

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>>1587385
Neat. Do you think you could rob a rabid person with a water gun?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Aug 2019 06:43:04 No.1588754 Report

Quoted By: >>1589474

10mm to the face.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Aug 2019 18:36:30 No.1589122 Report

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>>1587273
I do believe so indeed. That, and his shit toddler looking signature knife killed my respect for him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Aug 2019 22:19:12 No.1589306 Report

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.45-70 Gov't should do the trick

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2019 01:24:55 No.1589468 Report

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Put some chewing tobacco in my mouth then offer him some. He'll think it's food and get sick, then I'll make my escape.

This allegedly is how somebody escaped being held captive by a family of sasqatch

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2019 01:30:45 No.1589474 Report

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>>1588754
Mine goes to 11.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2019 02:15:08 No.1589501 Report

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>>1587187
So we all agree that the PGF is legit right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2019 02:23:45 No.1589511 Report

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>>1587187
>wat do
Make him eat all the eggs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2019 10:11:52 No.1589721 Report

Quoted By: >>1590348

>>1587187
Les Stroud used to be cool then he started to Bigfoot

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Aug 2019 14:17:21 No.1590326 Report

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assume submissive posture

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Aug 2019 14:38:48 No.1590337 Report

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>>1587187
bigfarts are immune to rabbys

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Aug 2019 14:46:48 No.1590339 Report

Quoted By: >>1590358

>>1587273
story?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Aug 2019 14:58:10 No.1590348 Report

Quoted By: >>1590359 >>1590374

>>1589721
Explain plz. I used to watch survivorman all the time

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Aug 2019 15:27:43 No.1590358 Report

Quoted By: >>1590360 >>1590412 >>1593066

>>1590339
Les Stroud was involved in a Bigfoot film made by an obvious charlatan (Todd Standing). The picture in the OP is a screengrab of some footage that Standing claims is of a real Bigfoot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Aug 2019 15:30:43 No.1590359 Report

Quoted By: >>1593815 >>1598630

>>1590348
It is actually quite interesting. I believe that Les Stroud began to start believing in Bigfoot after an experience he had in Alaska. There is a section in this video where Joe Rogan and Jim Shockey (a very experienced and legendary hunter) talk about it and what they think may have happened. The Les Stroud Bigfoot discussion starts around 20:18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfHkeDwD6Y0

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Aug 2019 15:31:13 No.1590360 Report

Quoted By: >>1590363 >>1593095

>>1590358
why would stroud do such a thing?
is it because he's always been a fraud?
>survive for 7 days
>don't eat for 4 of them
>barely hang on while eating bugs and dirt for the last 3
>look I survived, I never said I'd thrive, goy

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Aug 2019 15:42:24 No.1590363 Report

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>>1590360
oh kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Aug 2019 16:05:24 No.1590374 Report

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>>1590348
out of nowhere he dedicated an entire season or two to bigfoot chasing. he went full bigfoot. you never go full bigfoot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Aug 2019 17:18:41 No.1590412 Report

Quoted By: >>1590809

>>1590358
>Todd Standing
didnt this retard try to sue the government into accepting bigfoot as fact so he can have a trip paid for on taxpayer dime?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 31 Aug 2019 03:42:51 No.1590809 Report

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>>1590412
yeah

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Sep 2019 03:12:11 No.1592249 Report

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>>1587187
fill him with 12 rounds of 9mm

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2019 07:12:47 No.1593066 Report

Quoted By: >>1593680

>>1590358
This is what turned me not really off but disappointed. I live in Alaska and the "monkey" noise "ooh ooh ooh" is a bear. I've seen them do it. Every noise they claim I've seen made from "Ohio Howl" to tree knocks. Then go go full retard, pic related is a tree that grows funny due to low nutrient soil. Now when this tree dies and it's been sitting for 15 years the branches start to look like roots. Then some retard says "Holy shit that's an upside down Bigfoot marker tree"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2019 08:36:38 No.1593090 Report

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Rape the beast then stick it with my /out/ /diy/ camp made knife/shiv
Once it's bled out, skin him and wear his face as a mask while I do the cookie dance whilst masturbating

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2019 09:11:25 No.1593095 Report

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>>1590360
>i love bear sleeps in a hotel and eats lobster grylls
the post

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2019 09:35:40 No.1593101 Report

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>>1590809

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2019 02:41:05 No.1593680 Report

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>>1593066
It would be cool to see some footage of bears making those noises. Be sure to record some the next time you are outdoors.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2019 02:48:06 No.1593688 Report

Quoted By: >>1594404

They don't try to eat you anon they just suck your dick and go

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Sep 2019 06:10:17 No.1593815 Report

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>>1590359
That was pretty interesting

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2019 03:05:35 No.1594404 Report

Quoted By: >>1597703

>>1593688
You’re thinking of your uncle. Did he have large feet? Was he hairy?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Sep 2019 10:57:52 No.1596353 Report

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>>1587187
>Bigfoot

No, he is a Russian tourist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Sep 2019 07:29:26 No.1597684 Report

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bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Sep 2019 08:45:52 No.1597703 Report

Quoted By:

>>1594404
maybe...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Sep 2019 08:53:28 No.1597708 Report

Quoted By:

>>1587187
i give him tree fiddy

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Sep 2019 03:36:10 No.1598237 Report

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>>1587187
Hope that 5.45 is effective against Bigfoot. Maybe that Afghani superstition about the poison bullet will work in my favor.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Sep 2019 18:00:30 No.1598618 Report

Quoted By: >>1601249

>>1587187

>do a 360 and moonwalk away

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Sep 2019 18:29:28 No.1598630 Report

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>>1590359
I will give ced to Shockey, as real as it gets.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Sep 2019 18:47:04 No.1601249 Report

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>>1598618
>be me
>bigfoot
>guy does 360
>i think he's trying to go away
>idiot doesn't realize he's done a full revolution instead of a 180° half turn
>moonwalks right into my erect Bigfoot cock

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Sep 2019 19:10:34 No.1601269 Report

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Start screaming skinwalker.

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