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How to remove snek

Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2019 03:47:16 No.1592982 View View Reply Original Report

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Snek came inside me garage
W/0 kill of snek how to expel?

Nice snek
Garter snek
Me no snek in me furnace!!! No such cases!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2019 04:52:32 No.1593028 Report

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>>1592982
It's just a fucking garter snake you pussy, pick it up and put it outside.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2019 04:59:41 No.1593033 Report

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>>1592982
Just rack the pump of your shotgun, the sound is enough

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2019 05:01:02 No.1593034 Report

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>>1593033
Kek

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2019 05:15:12 No.1593037 Report

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NO SEP ON SNAK

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2019 14:29:02 No.1593198 Report

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Pour gasoline on it, then light it off

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2019 14:41:12 No.1593201 Report

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>>1592982
Put box on side.
Get broom.
Coax snake into box and drag outside.

If you have a barn jacket and thick leather gloves you could just grab it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2019 14:55:32 No.1593213 Report

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>>1592982
call the firefighters

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2019 16:21:09 No.1593271 Report

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>>1593201
It's a garter snake you pussy they dont even have teeth.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2019 21:17:26 No.1593464 Report

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>>1592982
If you haven't called EOD by now, you're clearly fucking up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2019 21:26:01 No.1593474 Report

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>>1593271

This.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2019 21:47:34 No.1593492 Report

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>>1593271

wtf is this then

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2019 21:52:17 No.1593501 Report

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>>1592982
Kill all snakes you genetic failure

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2019 21:53:57 No.1593504 Report

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>>1592982
keep it as pet snek

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2019 21:55:47 No.1593505 Report

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>>1593492
It pushes food down the throat, they dont bite with it. Even if they did they're constrictors not venomous, at worst it's a splinter you pussy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2019 21:56:32 No.1593507 Report

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>>1593505

fuck that it's practically dripping venom. are you a fucking snake with internet access or something?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2019 22:16:30 No.1593521 Report

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>>1593507
That's just saliva from suckling your mamas toes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2019 22:17:15 No.1593522 Report

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>>1593521

oh so they want to taste you first. not making this any better dude.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2019 22:22:18 No.1593523 Report

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>>1593522
Nah there just kinky like that.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2019 22:36:24 No.1593537 Report

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>>1593521

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2019 22:39:18 No.1593539 Report

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>>1592982
Your basement looks like many rapes have transpired there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Sep 2019 23:23:37 No.1593563 Report

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>>1592982
if its really just a garter snake then just gently pick him up and carry him a good distance from your building and put him under a bush with nothing else in it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 07 Sep 2019 16:06:43 No.1595949 Report

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buy a hedgehog online and have it eat the snake

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Sep 2019 18:05:52 No.1595999 Report

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>>1592982
Just grab it and move it outside somewhere. The absolute worst thing it can do is give you a bite equivalent to a bad papercut, shit everywhere, and writhe all gross-like as it tries to escape.

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