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Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2019 17:55:19 No.1594759 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1594810 >>1594826 >>1594832 >>1594844 >>1594850 >>1595160 >>1596872 >>1597494 >>1598182

>be me
>buy shitty pic related "commando saw" because it looks like a good lightweight tool
>first time using it is a struggle, it keeps getting caught
>already regret buying it
>guy next to me comes up
"Hey, I have a hacksaw if you wanna use it"
>hands me a Gerber fold-out large toothed saw
>works perfectly
>"Th-thanks man"

Felt like a fucking retard. Why didn't I think of that? Now I'm stuck with this gay chink Walmart shit that I have to give away to some loser

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2019 19:00:12 No.1594810 Report

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>>1594759
>give away to some loser
Don't do that to people.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2019 19:24:28 No.1594826 Report

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>>1594759
>Why didn't I think of that?
Because that gerber fold-out saw is HUGE in comparison and you want to keep you pack light?
Because there are some effective handheld chainsaws, so on the first glance this looks legit?

You're not the first one to fell for this scam, nor the last one - no need to feel so bad about it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2019 19:34:57 No.1594832 Report

Quoted By: >>1594927 >>1595160

>>1594759
You just need to learn how to use that tool properly. The biggest thing is to go SLOWLY. You also need to clean it every little bit or it can get stuffed with swarf and start heating up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2019 19:45:50 No.1594839 Report

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Back in the 80s I had a hollow handle "survival knife" that had similar with two key rings over the treads under the cap, and used it to successfully cut down a tree and was maybe 10 years old. Maybe you are just a faggot?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2019 20:06:22 No.1594844 Report

Quoted By: >>1594927 >>1594960

>>1594759
I will report your post as advertising, and see what happens.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2019 20:20:53 No.1594850 Report

Quoted By: >>1595266

>>1594759
Falling for the ultralite meme in general qualifies. Spend 2-3x the price of items just to realise that, actually, you don't feel any performance increase from shaving off those pounds from your regular pack.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2019 22:35:41 No.1594927 Report

Quoted By: >>1594932 >>1595160

>>1594832
That's a good tip. I suppose I'll try that next time.

>>1594844
Why would I need to advertise Gerber brand products? Everyone knows that Gerber products are great, and if you need to cut a branch or log, it is best done with Gerber products. There is no need to keep staring the obvious.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 05 Sep 2019 22:42:28 No.1594932 Report

Quoted By: >>1596987

>>1594927
This, especially the Bear Grylls Ultimate Pro knife, for which "Ultimate Pro" says it all. Pic related is mine after using it to give myself a hair cut.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 Sep 2019 00:16:29 No.1594960 Report

Quoted By: >>1594976

>>1594844
>declaring reports
Let's see what happens NOW

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Sep 2019 01:02:45 No.1594976 Report

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>>1594960

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 Sep 2019 07:26:43 No.1595160 Report

Quoted By: >>1595170 >>1595283 >>1596837

>>1594759
Yea this saw is garbage and everyone who sells it should be shot.
I guess all of us fell for it once.

>>1594832
You shut the fuck up, you lying basement dweller nigger.
>>1594927
Don't lissen to him. I personally tried everything with several models.
This, on the other hand, works like a charm. I first saw it in use by some russian guys, and my eyes went O_O when I saw how fast they sliced a full grown tree.
It takes some practice (make sure you don't wrap it all over), and you'd need to find one that isn't chink shit like pic related.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Sep 2019 07:46:16 No.1595170 Report

Quoted By: >>1595181

>>1595160
>couldn't do it with OP saw
>thinks others can't either

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Sep 2019 08:02:52 No.1595181 Report

Quoted By: >>1595186 >>1595284 >>1595331

>>1595170
Anon packs his bag for the last time. He's read every survival book and spent tons on gear and watched every YT review. He's been an armchair survivalist for too long and it's time for him to show his mettle and prove to the world and his closest friends, strangers on 4chan, that he's everything that he's ever claimed on the internet. In full camo and real tacti-cool boots, he waddles out the door of his mother's house, in the hope of finally meeting his dad.

He has enough jerky, GORP and MREs to last at least a week, but he's a pro, he can make it stretch by foraging mushrooms and hunting game with his slingbow, Arrowshooter.

"The first day's always the toughest", Anon thinks to himself as he makes his way to the furthest he's ever been from the safety of home. "In no time at all, my layers of fat will melt away into lean muscle, just like my /fit/ friens said it would." But even the toughest bushcrafters need to rest, so he sits down and peels the boots off his aching feet.

Anon realizes that the sun would be setting soon, he would need to prepare a meal and set up camp. Having mastered tents months ago, he decided a better challenge would be to make this trip with only a GI bivvy. Anon rolls out his accommodations and begins to heat up the last of his water to cook his MH meal. It had been a long and grueling day and water would need to be a priority tomorrow.

For the first time in his 35 years, he wakes up to the sun rising. He can barely move. Today will need to be a zero day. He digs through his bag to find his breakfast MRE, pissing what little hydration he had left onto the heater pack. The smell was awful, but he was in a survival situation after all. Still hungry, he opens his bag of GORP.

"Are you still practicing honey?" Anon's mother calls from the porch. "I thought you were leaving yesterday?"

"I did mom! Whatever. I'm out of food. I'm going to shitpost about chinkshit survival saws now!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Sep 2019 08:12:10 No.1595186 Report

Quoted By: >>1595189

>>1595181
Legit very close, but no camo/tacticool, and ex wife instead of mom.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Sep 2019 08:19:45 No.1595189 Report

Quoted By: >>1595192

>>1595186
Well, OK, I do have one BDU pants in my pack but they are just olive, but REI hiking pants/shorts most days by far. Also bivy is REI Minimalist. Whole wheat noodles, hemp protein powder, oats, and peanut butter rather than MREs. Otherwise probably around 80 someodd % dead on!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Sep 2019 08:32:18 No.1595192 Report

Quoted By: >>1596645

>>1595189
Nothing wrong with camo pants/jacket /out/.
It masks the dirt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Sep 2019 13:47:42 No.1595266 Report

Quoted By: >>1598325

>>1594850
You remind me of me....before I actually went ultralight. It costs nothing more. The biggest downside to ultralight is that you are best suited to trail vs cross country travel, unless you are above treeline. I don't even know how to respond to your contention that lighter weight doesn't bring performance enhancement. From cars and airplanes to baby strollers, I think that debate was long ago settled and seconded by common sense. I can go 0.5mph faster at all times hiking ultralight vs regular with the same exertion (conservatively). 30 mile days feel like 20 mile days and I am immune to injury.

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Anonymous Fri 06 Sep 2019 14:09:31 No.1595283 Report

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>>1595160
>You shut the fuck up, you lying basement dweller nigger.
Don't push your failures onto other people, kid.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 Sep 2019 14:10:33 No.1595284 Report

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>>1595181
>cringe pasta

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Sep 2019 15:30:04 No.1595331 Report

Quoted By: >>1596642

>>1595181
Stopped reading about a quarter of the way through because of how gay that was, so wether you typed it or copy/pasted, you wasted your time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Sep 2019 19:42:58 No.1596642 Report

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>>1595331
>showed 'em good

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Sep 2019 19:46:33 No.1596645 Report

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>>1595192
Oh, definitely nothing wrong with camo anything, I wore camo BDU pants from childhood on up. I just wanted to be accurate in pointing out a few minor discrepancies between that and my actual life!

Kaijuru

Kaijuru Mon 09 Sep 2019 00:34:27 No.1596834 Report

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Don't use it like the picture, hold your hands out like you wanna hug with the blade almost straight, then saw side to side.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Sep 2019 00:38:46 No.1596837 Report

Quoted By: >>1596870

>>1595160
I own one of those saws. They work ok. But a collapsible saw us much better.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Sep 2019 01:31:59 No.1596870 Report

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>>1596837
I've got that as well, it works breddy gud to me, I prefer it to the folders because you can work it with two hands, much more efficient.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Sep 2019 01:32:07 No.1596872 Report

Quoted By: >>1596877

>>1594759
Keep it, throw it in the mini pouch of miscellaneous JUST IN CASE items. Because it's crap and works poorly does not mean it has zero utility. Put it in your car's emergency kit as a JIC.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Sep 2019 01:37:39 No.1596877 Report

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>>1596872
This, even though I have used one to actually saw down a tree, I would only consider it to be a tiny last resort JIC type item. It's difficult to imagine not being able to find needed wood using much easier methods.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Sep 2019 05:25:46 No.1596987 Report

Quoted By: >>1596989 >>1596990

>>1594932
>are those pubes

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Sep 2019 05:32:36 No.1596989 Report

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>>1596987
Kekles, but that would be some maybe almost 3' long pubes!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Sep 2019 05:34:51 No.1596990 Report

Quoted By: >>1596992

>>1596987
Immediately after that I did indeed cut my almost 1' beard off, however.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Sep 2019 05:39:29 No.1596992 Report

Quoted By: >>1596993

>>1596990
>beard
that's a funny way to spell penis

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Sep 2019 05:43:23 No.1596993 Report

Quoted By: >>1596995

>>1596992
That's more what my head looks like now without all the hair.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Sep 2019 05:50:53 No.1596995 Report

Quoted By: >>1597012

>>1596993
While on this subject, I was really torn. I grew it out so I would always have bowdrill cordage on me, and be able to immediately, dramatically change appearance should I find myself "running from someone" or such, but I cut it because of tick paranoia.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Sep 2019 07:10:49 No.1597012 Report

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>>1596995
based skitzposter

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Sep 2019 20:43:29 No.1597319 Report

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Gift it to someone you dislike for xmas.
Some normie will be like "wow some tacti crap I'm based now".

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Sep 2019 21:01:51 No.1597334 Report

Quoted By: >>1597418

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Sep 2019 23:05:56 No.1597418 Report

Quoted By: >>1597510

>>1597334
>27 dollars

Get fucked I could probably buy a chink version of the same thing at Walmart for 8 bucks

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Sep 2019 00:22:57 No.1597494 Report

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>>1594759
Commando Saw is a meme.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Sep 2019 00:30:40 No.1597500 Report

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God, people!

Silky Saw.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Sep 2019 00:42:47 No.1597510 Report

Quoted By:

>>1597418
>i like buying shit that breaks
>I like buying shit that breaks, again

Got it, shrewd plan cheap skate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Sep 2019 12:58:23 No.1597777 Report

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Those make great garrotes.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 11 Sep 2019 01:33:26 No.1598182 Report

Quoted By: >>1598842

>>1594759
filename

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Sep 2019 06:04:27 No.1598325 Report

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>>1595266
Ultralite is a meme. Lighter weight is not. Learn tbe fucking difference you chink.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 11 Sep 2019 09:34:39 No.1598380 Report

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Everyone knows the Commando Saw isn't meant to be a saw anons. It's just a clever way the good people at Coghlan's have found to provide to us an effective self-defense garrotte without rousing suspicion.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2019 01:56:34 No.1598842 Report

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>>1598182
Now THIS is a commando saw

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