>>1602055>hello 4chan, I have never seen raccoons in the wild >I have never witnessed raccoons be complete niggers and move weights off of a waste bin to get to the waste inside>I have never seen raccoons go into a cooler filled with sealed meats and such, after removing the bungie cord and completely make off with all the goods, leaving only trash in their wake>hello 4chan, I have never seen raccoons in the wildThis is what you sound like. Raccoons have undone my buckle straps to get to airtight foodstuffs inside, I have personally shined my light on them opening (opening) OPENING a can of tuna.
One side of me wants to say you should stfu, the other side wants to say that you don't understand how much of a nuisance raccoons are. Short of having my shit inside of my tent, raccoons have gotten to it. Those little fuckers may act like a retarded cat in daylight, but come nighttime, 5 or 6 of them little bitches will ransack your camp if you're not careful. And regardless of what you or anyone says about how this is literally impossible, I don't believe you. Those fuckers have untied a double half hitch and gotten away with it. Raccoons are literal niggers.
