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Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2019 10:43:06 No.1608801 View View Reply Original Report

*blocks your path*

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2019 11:31:24 No.1608821 Report

Quoted By: >>1610103 >>1610106

>>1608801
*walks through with pants and long sleeves*

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2019 11:32:06 No.1608822 Report

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>>1608801
>doesn't look good

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2019 11:34:15 No.1608825 Report

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>>1608801
>jumps in head first

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2019 11:35:46 No.1608826 Report

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>>1608801
>I fuck raw

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2019 11:36:29 No.1608827 Report

Quoted By: >>1608847

>walk past a patch of nettles
>always ask my gf if she'd think it would hurt if I pushed her in face first into the nettles

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2019 11:43:00 No.1608830 Report

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>>1608801
And people called me crazy for bringing a flammenwerfer on the trip

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Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2019 12:09:08 No.1608842 Report

Quoted By: >>1611751

>>1608801
*eats way to other side*

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2019 12:10:10 No.1608843 Report

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>>1608801
*makes cordage to the other side*

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2019 12:17:32 No.1608847 Report

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>>1608827
>not spanking with a car antenna

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2019 14:24:30 No.1608911 Report

Quoted By: >>1611751

>>1608801
> about to eat but then thinks about dog pee and poo + cat goo and vommie

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2019 22:54:38 No.1609230 Report

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>>1608801

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2019 23:02:02 No.1609237 Report

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>>1608801
>walks through effortlessly because im not a pussy ass city slicker

poison ivy BTFOs me though always carry sand paper and rubbing alcohol to stop it in its tracks

scab on first layer of skin > extreme allergic reaction

Any day of the week.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2019 23:05:25 No.1609241 Report

Quoted By: >>1609245

>>1608801
*helicopters penis at a high rate of speed to act as a bush-hog, cutting down a path to the other side as I walk*

This is 'Forestry 101' people

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2019 23:08:29 No.1609245 Report

Quoted By: >>1609257

>>1609241
this is the type of banter my wildland fire crew has

gotta throw your dick over your shoulder every morning, bud

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2019 23:21:00 No.1609257 Report

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>>1609245
Penis Tumpline Master Race fren

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2019 02:10:32 No.1610103 Report

Quoted By: >>1611752

>>1608801
no it doesn't
>>1608821
this. even if you get the little spines in you you can man up and deal with it until you can take them out with any tape. I've found packing tape does the best, but most tapes work fine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2019 02:17:15 No.1610106 Report

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>>1608821
this

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 10:32:14 No.1611751 Report

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>>1608842
this is the only correct answer
nettle soups are delicious and healthy af

>>1608911
>any animal risking a nettle sting on his cock and balls / butthole
you know animals are not as retarded as majority of us humans are

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 10:34:28 No.1611752 Report

Quoted By: >>1611797 >>1612409 >>1613991 >>1614043

>>1610103
>take them out with any tape
you are retarded, my man
nettle stings not because of the spikes, but because of the poison on them
pulling the spikes is as good as pulling the sting from a bee that already stung you

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 10:42:51 No.1611755 Report

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>>1608801
In a soup you go.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 13:13:35 No.1611797 Report

Quoted By: >>1611801

>>1611752
When a bee stings you, there is still venom left in the sac that gets pulled out of the bee's ass along with the stinger. If you don't remove the stinger, you risk getting more venom into the sting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 13:23:39 No.1611801 Report

Quoted By: >>1611811 >>1611814

>>1611797
but even if you remove it right as the bee stings you, it will still hurt like shit for a hour
same goes with nettles, with the small detail that the poison on them is already in you and removing the spikes does jack shit

plus, if you think nettle sting hurts bad, you should grow a cock and balls

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 13:27:42 No.1611804 Report

Quoted By: >>1612453

>>1608801
Have you tried wearing pants when leaving the house?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 14:02:09 No.1611811 Report

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>>1611801
Maybe dont be a fucking pussy.
Waaa waaa it hurts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 14:05:09 No.1611814 Report

Quoted By: >>1614044

>>1611801
>removing the spikes does jack shit
Yeah, except from reducing the risk of infection.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 17:51:39 No.1611984 Report

Quoted By: >>1612453

>>1608801
Stop wearing a skirt and you'll be fine, faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 18:27:51 No.1612016 Report

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>>1608801
We actually ate these when I was little. My grandma and great grandma would have us out picking them in the spring.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 18:35:28 No.1612021 Report

Quoted By: >>1612048 >>1614349

>>1608801
I find them pretty harmless after growing up. They just itch for a few minutes and leave no trace now. Looks like I build an immunity playing outside as a kid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 19:00:14 No.1612048 Report

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>>1612021
Usually if you're doing busy work it keeps your mind off of it. Much like how bug bites itch more when you're trying to sleep than when you were out walking around. Your brain is just more occupied with other tasks and not focusing on a minor skin irritant.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 20:23:14 No.1612117 Report

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>>1608801
Just give a good old whack with a stick. Those are pretty fragile

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 05:11:34 No.1612409 Report

Quoted By: >>1613755 >>1614400

>>1611752
doesn't matter, I'm not a fucking pussy like you. I get stung by bees and scorpions and get cholla and shit in me all the time but it doesn't bother me, my reterded pussy ass friend.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 07:58:35 No.1612453 Report

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>>1611984
>>1611804
I'm not gonna wear pants when /out/ing on hot summer days.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2019 09:06:29 No.1613755 Report

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>>1612409
We got a badass over here.

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Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2019 09:21:14 No.1613761 Report

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>>1608801
This thead
God I love /out/

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Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2019 09:30:15 No.1613764 Report

Quoted By: >>1613785

I hate these fuckers more.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2019 11:03:05 No.1613785 Report

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>>1613764
I like thistle since it doesn't cause a lasting pain. If you are stupid enough to get stuck, it hurts, but the instant you get unstuck the pain stops. Even blackberries don't do that so instantly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2019 14:43:43 No.1613861 Report

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>>1608801
>starts plucking the top part for soup salad and tea

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Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2019 14:59:38 No.1613866 Report

Quoted By: >>1613875 >>1614027 >>1614046 >>1614078

This shit made my surrounding unaccesible last year

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2019 15:29:15 No.1613875 Report

Quoted By: >>1614078

>>1613866
This is the only plant you should be careful around imo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2019 18:57:44 No.1613991 Report

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>>1611752
You are supposed to take a bee stinger out asap, retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2019 20:25:13 No.1614027 Report

Quoted By: >>1614078

>>1613866
I lived most my life not knowing those were dangerous. Thankfully, I never had the urge to touch one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2019 21:20:50 No.1614043 Report

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>>1611752
spent half my childhood being stung by nettles, and I never noticed any spines being left in.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2019 21:22:05 No.1614044 Report

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>>1611814
>infection
>from a fucking nettle sting
are we talking about the same kind of nettle here, anon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2019 21:24:31 No.1614046 Report

Quoted By: >>1614059 >>1614078

>>1613866 i've heard the burns take years to heal

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2019 21:38:53 No.1614055 Report

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>>1608801
It feels like a mild version of sticking your hand in a fireant mound.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2019 21:44:10 No.1614059 Report

Quoted By: >>1614061 >>1614078

>>1614046
I've heard you can literally die from it if the burn gets exposed to a lot of sunlight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2019 21:47:36 No.1614061 Report

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>>1614059
not sure how true that is. all I know is that my mum's had burns on her wrists since the elderflowers were in bloom.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2019 22:04:49 No.1614065 Report

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>>1608801
You think nettles bother me anymore?
I walk right through them in shorts, as long as you walk across quickly they can't sting you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2019 22:27:34 No.1614078 Report

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>>1614046
>>1614059
>>1613866
>>1614027
The way it works is that when your skin soaks up the juices it, they start to destroy parts of the skin that protects you from UVs. However, this is only activated when UVs hit the soaked-in juices in those locations. If you wrap them in 100% light tight material, like lots of aluminum foil and stay indoors for an entire week everything will be fine. But, if you are so unfortunate as to be exposed to the UVs of the sun, it will activate the chemical compounds of the juice and start to burn your skin from UV exposure. Then those patches of skin will be subject to hours of UV radiation in only a few minutes. That is what causes the blisters and burns, the sun itself. This won't go away for many years and you have to keep light from hitting those patches of skin for those years.

>>1613875
Suicide Plant is another.

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Anonymous Sat 05 Oct 2019 11:12:22 No.1614317 Report

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Not a huge fan of these.

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Anonymous Sat 05 Oct 2019 11:43:14 No.1614324 Report

Quoted By: >>1614364 >>1614368 >>1615802

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Oct 2019 13:02:07 No.1614349 Report

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>>1612021
This, i swear to god it used to hurt like a bitch when i was younger, now it just itches for 5 minutes and it's gone

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Oct 2019 14:05:20 No.1614364 Report

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>>1614324
Poison Ivy looks so harmless.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Oct 2019 14:15:11 No.1614368 Report

Quoted By: >>1614406

>>1614324
So like, I'm a dude, but would wearing leggings help prevent a lot of this shit? Getting to the skin, I mean. And then when you set up camp at the end of the night, you can take the leggings off and clean them or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Oct 2019 14:59:41 No.1614400 Report

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>>1612409
I don't get stung because I'm not a retard who goes out antagonizing scorpions

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Anonymous Sat 05 Oct 2019 15:14:57 No.1614406 Report

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>>1614368
Long sleeves and pant legs will stop most things. Bug nets stop more of the flying fuckers. Chiggers are bitch because of how tiny they can be. They can dive right through a normal sock and crawl up pant legs. Hippies can be turned away by wearing any red hat that even remotely looks like a MAGA hat. For snakes and briars you'll need some thick protection. Like snake boots and heavyweight 15oz or heavier denim jeans/leather chaps. Beggar's lice sticks to things that is fuzzy, so most slick/smooth garments are better at staying clean. The best advice is to know what to look for and stay away from them.

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 19:37:44 No.1615802 Report

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>>1614324
>hippies

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 20:55:30 No.1615830 Report

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>>1608801
I've read that if you boil sweet fern, the extract can be used to treat poison ivy rash. Has anyone tried it?

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