>>1609510Damn straight. Back in my day, wimmen was for sexing, and there were 2 genders. If you couldn’t sex with a broad, in the missionary position the way God intended, you went and killed something. Or cut down a tree, or blew up a mountain. You did something by-God constructive, to take the edge off of the urge. At least until you could get into town and pay a hooker to take care of the business for you.
And if you wanted a smoke afterward, you lit up a Marlboro. That’s a man’s cigarette, right there. None of this namby pamby fruit flavored electric cigarette horseshit. You know what happens if you fall in the water with one of those things in your pocket? I’ll tell you what happens, the sumbitch shorts out and burns your tit off. That’s what you get for mixing water and electricity. Burnt tits.
Shit, now I forgot what the hell I was talking about. Damn kids, got no respect.
