>>1631811>latelyWhat took you so long? A good many years ago I took the family to the next town over and saw a movie. When we came back out I saw that the radiator had dumped on my truck. I walked up the road and got some JB Kwik, filled in the blow out, waited 30 minutes just to be safe, drove back home and it held for years after. I'd prolly still be good today but we'll never know because ex wife totaled it because she drives places when it's not absolutely necessary.
Then about 3 years ago the copper water heater line in her closet popped a hole and was spraying everywhere under pressure. I cut the valve, opened the sink to relieve the pressure, and made a finger compressed wrap of JB Kwik Steel around the section with the hole. Waited 10 minutes because fuck it, turned the valve back on, been fine ever since. Shit, I even used it to repair a group project my son was in charge of for Physics in high school that broke the night before. There was nowhere at that hour to obtain an actual replacement part, and due to it having been glued to other parts it would have required dismantling the entire thing. Glue wouldn't hold under compression so I formed a part end out of JB Kwik and told him to tell his class that his daddy says JB Weld is at least as important as duct tape and that anyone's daddy who didn't teach them that was a bitch.
One of my pinkie toes doesn't bend anymore because back when I was a little kid I was flippin' my butterfly knife and dropped it through my toe into the hard wood floor. I was terrified that Mama was going to take my knife so I tried to crawl to the kitchen with my feet held up to get paper towels but the blood was dripping so much it left a trail there and back, so then I was trying to clean that up while holding a wad around my toe but she saw me. She didn't take my knife though, she understood that I had control of the situation.
