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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2019 21:38:44 No.1626580 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1626604 >>1626713 >>1626720 >>1626915 >>1626968 >>1626975 >>1627143 >>1627211 >>1627260 >>1627364 >>1627930 >>1628127 >>1628144 >>1628201

I want to do more solo backpacking, but I'm tired of spending days not getting laid. anyone have advice on seducing hoes on the trail?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2019 21:45:57 No.1626583 Report

Quoted By: >>1626588 >>1626839 >>1627045 >>1627084 >>1627171 >>1627379 >>1628221

did a mutliday hike recently for the first time in months. This time of year there were few people out, and I didn't see a single person until day 3, when I ran into a 5-6/10 woman, 30 yo walking the other way. I tried to open with my normal "how's it going, slut?" which typically has good luck when you're more than 4 miles from the nearest trail head, which I was. she must've been on her period or something, because she just ignored me and kept walking, so I went dry the entire trail. This made me reconsider if there was maybe another kind of hiking or outdoor hobby that's more suited to my needs for intimacy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2019 21:57:03 No.1626588 Report

Quoted By: >>1627045

>>1626583
>"how's it going, slut?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2019 22:05:29 No.1626594 Report

Quoted By: >>1627045

>"hey there, you little pretty bitch!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2019 22:26:43 No.1626604 Report

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>>1626580
Just be urself dude :)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2019 22:53:14 No.1626623 Report

Quoted By: >>1626626 >>1626733 >>1626790

Is this the thread with the shoulder to cry on because I lost my /out/ gf?
Because it's been years and it still hurts something awful.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2019 22:54:30 No.1626626 Report

Quoted By: >>1626634 >>1626790 >>1626936

>>1626623
>tfw no /out/ gf

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2019 22:54:31 No.1626627 Report

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>tequila

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2019 23:11:07 No.1626634 Report

Quoted By: >>1627071

>>1626626
Thanks bud. We'll make it, we just can't let the pain twist us into someone else.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Oct 2019 00:30:09 No.1626679 Report

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>rape

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Oct 2019 00:57:21 No.1626698 Report

Quoted By: >>1626733

>wow, funny meeting someone here, I bet there's no one else for miles, you could scream and no one would hear

and baby wipes

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Oct 2019 01:33:59 No.1626713 Report

Quoted By: >>1626714 >>1626758 >>1626812 >>1626832 >>1626997 >>1627200

>>1626580
Personally I stay away from men that I occasionally see when /out/ so I'm not really speaking for myself, but here's how you attract generic /out/ women:
>be attractive
>wear a good amount of techy looking REI gear
>know how to take care of yourself while /out/
>be very competent
>don't be a whiny bitch
and maybe hide your firearms idk depends on what kind flavor thot you want

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Oct 2019 01:37:51 No.1626714 Report

Quoted By: >>1626733

>>1626713
>wear a good amount of techy looking REI gear
>maybe hide your firearms
You will accept my woolens and cap and ball Colts or I will force myself upon you

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Oct 2019 01:50:33 No.1626720 Report

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>>1626580
Im working on bringing to the market a travel sex robot. Would you find this useful?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 24 Oct 2019 02:06:01 No.1626733 Report

Quoted By: >>1626997 >>1627311

>>1626714
Well I hate to break it to you but like 99% of women outdoors are gonna be "freaked out" by anybody not wearing arctic orange and carrying a firearm and they won't want to fuck you.
>cap and ball Colts
that sounds fucking sick actually
I'd accept them if you let me shoot them
>>1626698
Despite what you might consider to be a decent habit, women usually don't carry firearms or keep weapons easily accessible so this would unironically work. It's shitty and terrible but it would work. They usually travel in groups though so that might be an issue for you.
>>1626623
She was probably a whore and you dodged a bullet
If you aren't a shitty person the reason you don't have "muh out gf" is probably either because 1. there aren't any around or 2. you aren't trying.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Oct 2019 03:07:32 No.1626758 Report

Quoted By: >>1626771

>>1626713
>wear a good amount of techy looking REI gear
The fuck is wrong with you? Also tits, or gtfo

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Oct 2019 03:40:44 No.1626771 Report

Quoted By: >>1626993

>>1626758
>wrong with you?
>how you attract generic /out/ women
>I'm not really speaking for myself
learn to fucking read nigger

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Oct 2019 03:55:41 No.1626787 Report

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I was in a hostel with some germans and i meet this wonderfull girl. I was shy to talk to much but i found her in the retourning bus the day after. She was solo traveling and we seemed to conect so i just asked if she wanted to go with me on a trail. She agree, left my friends at the next stop and went with her. We had so much fun.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Oct 2019 04:01:41 No.1626790 Report

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>>1626623
>>1626626
fugg going through this right now and feels real bad man

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Oct 2019 05:06:12 No.1626812 Report

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>>1626713
This but ignore the last three

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Oct 2019 05:08:46 No.1626814 Report

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Take it to /adv/, there’s a designated board that’s already been ruined by this shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Oct 2019 05:52:32 No.1626832 Report

Quoted By: >>1626944 >>1627014

>>1626713
Women are completely useless ... besides sex you bring nothing to the lives of men.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 24 Oct 2019 06:05:24 No.1626839 Report

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>>1626583

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Oct 2019 10:30:07 No.1626915 Report

Quoted By: >>1627045

>>1626580
Give the trailslut only your trailname or you're gonna regret it.
Other than that, just rape them. What they gonna do, scream for help in the middle of nowhere?
You're just the lazy rapist too lazy to kidnap the women by himself, so he waits for them to fall in their trap.
Don't forget to cum inside si one day you can have your trailbaby, or trailmix if you're a commie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Oct 2019 12:12:40 No.1626936 Report

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>>1626626
much sad

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 24 Oct 2019 12:41:10 No.1626944 Report

Quoted By: >>1626963

>>1626832

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Oct 2019 13:27:21 No.1626963 Report

Quoted By: >>1627045

>>1626944
Well, isn’t it objectively true that women are kind of useless besides sex. Feminists talking about men not being necessary got me thinking about this, if we were going to switch to one single gender why would be pick the gender that’s short, weak, less intelligent and burdened by the child rearing form

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Oct 2019 13:40:19 No.1626968 Report

Quoted By:

>>1626580
Be attractive and masculine and outdoorsy.

Works for me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Oct 2019 13:48:36 No.1626975 Report

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>>1626580
>getting laid
ewwwww pee pee comes from there.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 24 Oct 2019 14:18:55 No.1626993 Report

Quoted By: >>1627011

>>1626771
Damnit, you are correct.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 24 Oct 2019 14:28:22 No.1626997 Report

Quoted By: >>1627011 >>1627019 >>1627796

>>1626713
>>1626733
I, for one, appreciate the feminine energy you bring to the board. Now please bring me a sandwich.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 24 Oct 2019 14:55:53 No.1627011 Report

Quoted By: >>1627014 >>1627028 >>1627045 >>1627796

>>1626997
>expecting only sandwiches from women
See, this is what I mean when I say men are the cause of the degeneration of women in the West. Some people even expect fucking nothing, and that's how you end up with throngs of starbucks-drinking clones wearing identical clothing and identical voices expecting everything to be handed to them like fucking niggers.
Like I get that you said that as kind of a meme but at least fucking ask for a panini or something and raise your standards for women.

>>1626993
Yes, unfortunately

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Oct 2019 14:57:15 No.1627014 Report

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>>1627011
also meant to reply to this on top
>>1626832

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Oct 2019 15:03:39 No.1627019 Report

Quoted By: >>1627028

>>1626997
Godfuckingdamnit I love that picture.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 24 Oct 2019 15:13:06 No.1627028 Report

Quoted By: >>1627058

>>1627011
I said "please".

>>1627019
Thx.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Oct 2019 15:33:13 No.1627039 Report

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I just follow women around in the trail. What are they gonna do? Out run me? Lol yeah ok.

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Anonymous Thu 24 Oct 2019 15:39:26 No.1627045 Report

Quoted By: >>1627048 >>1627058 >>1627069

>>1627011
>>1626963
>>1626915
>>1626594
>>1626588
>>1626583
>trying too hard

Let go of the hate and bitterness, find sanctuary in happiness and the women will be more receptive to your obviously shit tier game.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 24 Oct 2019 15:41:37 No.1627048 Report

Quoted By:

>>1627045
Wrong img...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Oct 2019 15:49:46 No.1627058 Report

Quoted By:

>>1627045
One of those people you replied to is female

>>1627028
But I don't know you
Also homo here, usually one person just gravitates towards domestic chores and the other becomes the breadwinner.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Oct 2019 16:00:24 No.1627069 Report

Quoted By:

>>1627045
>mass reply cope

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Oct 2019 16:01:36 No.1627071 Report

Quoted By: >>1627138

>>1626634
How can you think like this? Don’t capitulate for happiness, that behavior is part of the problem. Things need correcting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Oct 2019 16:23:32 No.1627084 Report

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>>1626583
Kek

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 24 Oct 2019 17:13:59 No.1627113 Report

Quoted By: >>1628093

>organize hiking MeetUp group
>have three women sign up for a hike
>all three back out
>still no /out/ gf
>hike alone again, naturally
>have a damn good trip anyway
>end up hiking alone

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Oct 2019 17:54:41 No.1627138 Report

Quoted By:

>>1627071
You're gonna drown tomorrow if you cry too many tears for yesterday

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Oct 2019 18:03:09 No.1627143 Report

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>>1626580
just bring your favorite dildo and some extra poppers and you'll be fine

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Anonymous Thu 24 Oct 2019 18:54:26 No.1627171 Report

Quoted By: >>1627172 >>1627932

>>1626583

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Oct 2019 18:55:33 No.1627172 Report

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>>1627171
Kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Oct 2019 19:50:54 No.1627200 Report

Quoted By:

>>1626713
>hide guns
Whore, you should be packin. Cause a rape is what you’re a gettin.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Oct 2019 20:23:17 No.1627211 Report

Quoted By: >>1628115 >>1628197

>>1626580
From what I've heard, people hook up on long through-hikes.

I doubt that you'll have an easy time seducing a yoga-pants day hiker you run into during your solo backpacking stint. You smell their perfume and soap way before you see them, I don't think they'll just step off-trail with some smelly tacticool beard freak who's lived off ramen bombs for 4 days, to have sex.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Oct 2019 21:39:49 No.1627260 Report

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>>1626580
Develop visible abs and a taste for milfs.

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Anonymous Thu 24 Oct 2019 22:39:44 No.1627311 Report

Quoted By:

>>1626733
They're real pretty

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Oct 2019 23:20:46 No.1627364 Report

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>>1626580
Just hike the AT, it's one big orgy now. I think it should be napalmed for a few years to thin things back again.

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Anonymous Thu 24 Oct 2019 23:41:14 No.1627379 Report

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>>1626583
>How's it going slut?

She must have smelled the spaghetti.....

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Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 15:26:01 No.1627796 Report

Quoted By: >>1627839

>>1626997
>>1627011
Yeah, I’m with this anon. What this femanon has to say, most of these anons need to hear. Still that issue with the lack of tits however ..

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Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 16:52:53 No.1627839 Report

Quoted By: >>1627939 >>1627977

>>1627796
I'm gonna be honest here and say that they're pretty disappointing so y'all probably wouldn't get anything out of a pic anyway

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 20:23:15 No.1627930 Report

Quoted By: >>1628132

>>1626580
Bump, no one has giving advice yet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 20:38:14 No.1627932 Report

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>>1627171
anon I appreciate this.

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Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 20:51:08 No.1627939 Report

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>>1627839
>truff, pancakes with raisin on top owner
I still like pancakes, hon... don't be shy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 21:48:32 No.1627977 Report

Quoted By: >>1627982

>>1627839
If that heeb could show off her milkers so can you

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Anonymous Fri 25 Oct 2019 21:55:43 No.1627982 Report

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>>1627977
Hon, don't listen. No pressure and delete xiff data. You're fine, we love you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2019 02:31:32 No.1628093 Report

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>>1627113
>stay in an outdoorsy hostel somewhere
>meet some sloots around the pool table or the common room
>get to know them over a few beers
>once you've befriended them, plan to go hiking together the next day
>go hiking
>bang one of them after

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Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2019 03:15:18 No.1628115 Report

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>>1627211
>I don't think they'll just step off-trail with some smelly tacticool beard freak who's lived off ramen bombs for 4 days, to have sex.
y not

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2019 03:53:02 No.1628127 Report

Quoted By:

>>1626580
Just use good pickup lines like, "Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2019 03:59:00 No.1628132 Report

Quoted By:

>>1627930
I thought I gave pretty good advice

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2019 04:18:12 No.1628144 Report

Quoted By: >>1628197

>>1626580
Those are two sets of man legs you homo. Do you enjoy sucking dirty unwashed hiker cock on the trail?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2019 06:26:36 No.1628197 Report

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>>1628144
>Do you enjoy sucking dirty unwashed hiker cock on the trail
In a way, this is what he's asking the hiker babes to do. See >>1627211, why would a yogapants cardio bunny kneel before a sweaty hiker?

OP, your best bet is LARPing. Get fit, wear fashionable cotton shit and trail runners, wear cologne, have a 'gram full of posed pictures where you make coffee in the sunset with a setup no one would dream of bringing on a long distance hike. Oh, and be fucking attractive, as well.

Long distance backpackers are the nerds of /out/. You're not impressing the kind of women you want to have a hookup with.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2019 06:38:16 No.1628201 Report

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>>1626580
Be really really good looking and they'll come to you

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2019 08:01:48 No.1628221 Report

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>>1626583
>I tried to open with my normal "how's it going, slut?"
Absolute chad

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