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How are these creatures so intelligent? They are just a big stupid bird that have consistently taunted me innawoods for the last 11 years.
>Be me
>Hiking around national forest land come up on what looks like a big nest on the ground.
>ominous feeling in the air
>Hear GOBBBBBLE GOBBLE GOBBBBBLE
>Scares the shit out of me
>Look to my right, see big Gobblenigger Hen running at me from my right flank
>"Shit I must be inna nest"
>sling my crack-barrel 20 gauge shotgun off my shoulder.
>fire off a nervous shot, blow a chunk out of the ground in front of me
>Gobblenigger freezes and sprints off back into the forest.
>Walking back to my car sweating, head on a swivel
>Hear foot steps in the leaves and multiple Gobble's
>SHIT!
>This fucker is stalking me
>See a shadow of the gobblenigger running swiftly through the brush off to the left.
>Nervously load my shotgun again
>GOBBBBBBLE!!! BOOOM!
>I think I hit it but I cant tell because my ears are ringing
>Walk up to the brush where i shot
>Feathers on the ground, but no sign of the Gobble nigger.
>Load another round, and Sprint back to my car clutching my shotgun
>Be me
>Hiking around national forest land come up on what looks like a big nest on the ground.
>ominous feeling in the air
>Hear GOBBBBBLE GOBBLE GOBBBBBLE
>Scares the shit out of me
>Look to my right, see big Gobblenigger Hen running at me from my right flank
>"Shit I must be inna nest"
>sling my crack-barrel 20 gauge shotgun off my shoulder.
>fire off a nervous shot, blow a chunk out of the ground in front of me
>Gobblenigger freezes and sprints off back into the forest.
>Walking back to my car sweating, head on a swivel
>Hear foot steps in the leaves and multiple Gobble's
>SHIT!
>This fucker is stalking me
>See a shadow of the gobblenigger running swiftly through the brush off to the left.
>Nervously load my shotgun again
>GOBBBBBBLE!!! BOOOM!
>I think I hit it but I cant tell because my ears are ringing
>Walk up to the brush where i shot
>Feathers on the ground, but no sign of the Gobble nigger.
>Load another round, and Sprint back to my car clutching my shotgun
