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Anonymous Mon 22 Jul 2013 18:16:42 No.164817 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>164827 >>164850 >>164855 >>164959 >>164987 >>165025 >>165029 >>169452 >>171348

whou would win in a fight?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Jul 2013 18:22:18 No.164824 Report

Quoted By: >>164825 >>164834

Bear pisses himself

Les and Cody laugh and go out and actually do shit outdoors

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Jul 2013 18:24:40 No.164825 Report

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>>164824
and then Cody says "if you get in a fight in survival situation like these...you will DIE"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Jul 2013 18:25:46 No.164827 Report

Quoted By: >>166617 >>169701

>>164817
What was canterbury's training? I'm leaning towards grylls because he was SAS, and, really that's some serious combat training.

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Anonymous Mon 22 Jul 2013 18:30:35 No.164834 Report

Quoted By: >>166139

>>164824
hey guys whats goin on around here? c-can i join?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Jul 2013 18:39:17 No.164844 Report

Quoted By: >>164848

Not sure who this Mr. Canterbury is but he looks like a sexy beast so let's vote for him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Jul 2013 18:44:20 No.164848 Report

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>>164844
Dave Conterbury is not on that pic. he was a former show partner of the guy in the middle who is Cody Lundin

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Jul 2013 18:45:19 No.164850 Report

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>>164817
Probably Bear 'mother fucker was in the SAS' Grylls.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Jul 2013 18:49:30 No.164855 Report

Quoted By: >>164870

>>164817
Chris dorner

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Jul 2013 19:02:31 No.164870 Report

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>>164855
cmon lets not be /b/ here

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Jul 2013 19:21:14 No.164880 Report

Quoted By: >>164898

trained killer who spent the 1990s in somalia vs a couple of guys that like to go camping.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Jul 2013 19:32:50 No.164893 Report

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>whou would win in a fight?
Bearing in mind they Grylls also keeps a knife on him, I'm going with Les. You can't beat a combination wisdom, fitness, and a 10 inch blade.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Jul 2013 19:33:55 No.164894 Report

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>whou would win in a fight?
Bearing in mind that Grylls also keeps a knife on him, I'm going with Les. You can't beat a combination wisdom, fitness, and a 10 inch blade.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Jul 2013 19:49:09 No.164898 Report

Quoted By: >>164938 >>177050

>>164880
he was a reservist so he was a just regular soldier that could come in handy if major shit breaks out

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Jul 2013 20:18:53 No.164910 Report

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Cody, with the power of nature..!

no he would be the first to die.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Jul 2013 21:31:01 No.164938 Report

Quoted By: >>167433

>>164898
he's a trained SAS, it's not important if he saw combat or not

i don't know the other guys but if they don't happen to be ex-SEAL or something like that i don't think they would stand a chance...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Jul 2013 21:33:57 No.164941 Report

Quoted By: >>176862

les would kill bear with a predator style trap while cody ducks out into the woods to try and outlast them but breaks his ankle because hes a god damn hippie and survivorman reigns supreme once again

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Anonymous Mon 22 Jul 2013 21:38:23 No.164942 Report

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>whou would win in a fight?

The Audience

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Anonymous Mon 22 Jul 2013 22:25:03 No.164959 Report

Quoted By: >>164960

>>164817
the guy with a spear, duh!

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Anonymous Mon 22 Jul 2013 22:26:24 No.164960 Report

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>>164959

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Anonymous Mon 22 Jul 2013 22:31:33 No.164968 Report

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Les.

Bear can't even do a show without sleeping in a hotel and Cody would just run like hell.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Jul 2013 22:33:37 No.164971 Report

Quoted By: >>164974

>>164960
Dick Preonokee
don't know
Ray Mears
Mors kochansky
don't know
don't know

who is the rest?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Jul 2013 22:35:22 No.164974 Report

Quoted By: >>164978

>>164971
you didn't recognized les stroud
your what is wrong in this world

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Jul 2013 22:37:42 No.164978 Report

Quoted By: >>164983

>>164974
oh fuck me I must be blind
is the one with the cap on top that guy who cut his arm off ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Jul 2013 22:41:20 No.164983 Report

Quoted By: >>165019

>>164978
yes it is, there was movie about him, he died in a abandoned bus

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Jul 2013 22:47:39 No.164987 Report

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>>164817
gryll cause sas based cody will be hiding in a dort hole while based les will be filiming his death.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Jul 2013 23:17:37 No.165019 Report

Quoted By: >>165031 >>165042

>>164960
Gotta love Bear man. Dude jumps out of a plane, even if he is just meeting the camera crew. I couldn't care less if everything is staged. I don't even care if he retains half the knowledge he portrays himself to have. Even if he is just acting everything out, it's still more informative than anything anybody else is doing on TV.
>>164983
lol That's gold right there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Jul 2013 23:23:16 No.165025 Report

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>>164817
sorry for this les, but ray mears would show up out of no where and be like" squeel like a pig boooy " and that'll be the end of it

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Anonymous Mon 22 Jul 2013 23:28:10 No.165029 Report

Quoted By: >>165747

>>164817
are they fighting in the woods or is it a cage match?

cause if they are just randomly released into a park somewhere and tolled to hunt each other down...

Les would win by a long shot

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Anonymous Mon 22 Jul 2013 23:29:40 No.165031 Report

Quoted By: >>165045

>>165019
>it's still more informative than anything anybody else is doing on TV
you've just told us you have no outdoor skills whatsoeaver
so you tell me I can make action movie, put even more fake advice in it call it a survival reality show and you would watch it and think it's the most informative show on earth?
did you ever watched any ray mears' shows?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Jul 2013 23:54:45 No.165042 Report

Quoted By: >>165052

>>165019
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4JP-JIYH6Q

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Jul 2013 23:58:17 No.165045 Report

Quoted By: >>165053

>>165031
First off, before your ego goes into gamma radiation mode, I work and play outside. I am in real situations that if I were injured and lost, I could die. Second, no I really don't watch much TV. Take what I said with a grain of salt. If you say that Ray Mears is the go-to guy for advice, then I'll have to take your word for it. Honestly I was expecting to defend Bear from a Les Stroud fanatic, since the dude you mention isn't even in the photo. I'll be sure to check that out, thanks. BTW, you are preaching to someone with a lot of skill. Don't offer me more of your advice.

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Anonymous Tue 23 Jul 2013 00:05:56 No.165050 Report

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Fight: Bear
Stranded on a Mountain Side: Les
Pie Eating Contest: Cody

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Anonymous Tue 23 Jul 2013 00:08:00 No.165051 Report

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Bear has military training, probably learned some combat techniques.

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Anonymous Tue 23 Jul 2013 00:08:38 No.165052 Report

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>>165042
>www.thebushcraftshow.co.uk
the irony is Bushcraft it's a term popularized by Mears and his work in uk and worldwide
so Wiseman wouldn't be even making his apperance if not Mears
other funny thing is that Mears never especially wanted to be know as tv survivorman but BBC keep putting him into this cliche, so he went to ITV to make shows he always wanted to do
what wise *sic man did in this video he just started a dick weaving contest but no other contestants putted their dicks off

and his first books was full of shit, and he lied about his army career just like Canterbury

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Anonymous Tue 23 Jul 2013 00:08:47 No.165053 Report

Quoted By: >>165060 >>165065 >>167406

>>165045
The dude mentioned

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Anonymous Tue 23 Jul 2013 00:20:28 No.165060 Report

Quoted By: >>165062 >>165064

>>165053
Les Hiddins was probably the coolest outdoors dude ever imo.

I liked how it wasn't overhyped survival bullshit, he basically just showed you some shit you can eat, cool places and threw in some cool Australian history about idiot explorers.

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Anonymous Tue 23 Jul 2013 00:27:13 No.165062 Report

Quoted By: >>165064 >>165072

>>165060
Most of his stuff is on YouTube search Bush Tucker Man.

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Anonymous Tue 23 Jul 2013 00:30:09 No.165064 Report

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>>165060
and grinned all the time like he was high on some plants or something
>>165062
I've downloaded all his shows from torrents, they are probably royalty free by now

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Jul 2013 00:35:20 No.165065 Report

Quoted By: >>165068

>>165053
What you did was attempt to change the subject by pretending to respond to a comment. You fucked up, it's okay, but we can't move forward until you accept it. Thanks for your vote anon. He's not on the list.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Jul 2013 00:39:50 No.165068 Report

Quoted By: >>165071

>>165065
someone else posted it, call the mods, they have our IP

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Anonymous Tue 23 Jul 2013 00:48:49 No.165071 Report

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>>165068
Yes fortunately for them I don't care.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Jul 2013 00:51:36 No.165072 Report

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>>165062
Yep, I've got all his stuff and a few of his books even. He did an episode with Ray Mears at one point, sadly not in the iconic Land Rover.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 12:43:57 No.165745 Report

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Well considering Bear Grylls knows hand to hand combat techniques I would say him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 12:46:49 No.165746 Report

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>>164960
The 6 on the left are former guests on the hit show to catch a predator.

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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 12:48:10 No.165747 Report

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>>165029
Op said fight not hunt.

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Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 04:08:36 No.166102 Report

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Does bear have his crew and shit to fight for him?

Lets say they all start in the woods super fucking stranded equidistant from each other about five miles out with one river running between them, they will all eventually converge at that point in a certaint amount of time, but the amount of time it will take each will depend on the survival skills of each. Also the condition they will be in in that time. Now Bear and Less will both get to that point in two days give or take. Both would be reasonably fed to some degree, Les more than bear because bear is too use to cheating and having food handed to him by his crew...

Numb nuts fairy boy is needy... he super needs someone to be the man for him and kill for him and think like a man for him.... Having said that he is a survival expert and will reach the river like the other two but not for about three days and most likely on a diet of freaking nothing and possibly with foot injuries and low on food.

So the first fight would be between a hungry Les and a very hunger Bear, who ever wins that fight would have to fight Numb nuts in what ever state the combat left him in to fight.... aka possibly injured

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 04:20:44 No.166110 Report

Quoted By: >>177917

Cody looks like he probably has a lot of bear strength

Bear was professionally trained in the armed forces

Les is probably a hell of a scrapper

The only way to resolve this is with celebrity deathmatch to come back, get to it MTV

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 04:48:40 No.166139 Report

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>>164834
Him and Bear would actually make a decent fight while Lundin and Stroud sit there and watch. I'd say overall Les wins.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jul 2013 00:23:53 No.166615 Report

Quoted By: >>169989

Cody has never been in a fight in his life or even seen anyone else fight.

Les saw a fight once so he ran to a pay phone and called 911.

Bear has fought, scratched, smacked, kicked and even bit a chunk off a guys ear once.

no contest

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jul 2013 00:32:11 No.166617 Report

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>>164827
and the french forgen legion

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jul 2013 00:33:51 No.166620 Report

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Despite however you may feel about his show, Bear is a trained motherfucker, and would probably fuck their mothers after winning the fight.
I feel like Cody might pull some druidic shit and summon a pack of talking wolves to fight for him, though.

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Anonymous Fri 26 Jul 2013 00:43:29 No.166625 Report

Quoted By: >>174520

/out/k/ time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Jul 2013 23:23:24 No.167189 Report

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Bear judo chops les to death
Attempts to Roundhouse kicks Cody
Cody breaks off bears foot and hands it back to him.
Bear drinks own piss.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Jul 2013 01:14:18 No.167249 Report

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I'm gonna try and simulate what this might look like to me:

>Cody steps on something sharp and immediately runs off to god knows where to find healing herbs
>Bear does some crazy karate shit
>Les gets punched and it looks like it hurts
>However, Bear turns to his huge camera team to give them a significant lecture on what techniques he's using and will use
>Les smacks him upside the head with a rock
>K.O.
>"Whatever works"
>Les wins

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Jul 2013 03:03:54 No.167297 Report

Quoted By: >>167305 >>167345

>Bear is a trained motherfucker,

Train with the SAS for a few years
Train to mug for the television camera for 20 years.
Get thrown into the Australia outback.
Cry for helicopter evac one week later.
>this actually happened to Bear

Non-specific 'Training' is nothing. It's Knowledge-- usually gained from communities that've already lived in the area.

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Anonymous Sat 27 Jul 2013 03:28:42 No.167305 Report

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>>167297
>Get thrown into the Australia outback.
>Cry for helicopter evac one week later.

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Anonymous Sat 27 Jul 2013 03:33:26 No.167308 Report

Quoted By: >>167344 >>179087

People actually think Bear Grylls is competent? I doubt if he's actually had to survive a single night without being handed everything by his camera crew.
When he was in Hawaii he was about 50 feet from a road but they always kept it out of the shot, even his "SAS" training is a fucking sham.
I bet you idiots think Lizard Lick Towing, Duck Dynasty, and other equally shitty reality TV shows are completely, 100% not staged.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Jul 2013 04:09:56 No.167322 Report

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>>164960
I know Les, Ray Mears and 'Lofty' Wiseman, not sure on the others.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Jul 2013 05:17:26 No.167344 Report

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>>167308
>SAS training is a sham

Except he served in the SAS. how is that a sham? its not something you can make up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Jul 2013 05:20:14 No.167345 Report

Quoted By: >>167401

>>167297
Huh? He survived in the outback though. he found his way back...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Jul 2013 08:03:48 No.167401 Report

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>>167345
His training probably included eating blueberry pancakes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Jul 2013 08:27:40 No.167404 Report

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>>164960
Good ol' #6 - bushtucker man, les hiddins

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Jul 2013 08:32:16 No.167405 Report

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Ray Mears

Ray Mears can't lose.

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Anonymous Sat 27 Jul 2013 08:50:42 No.167406 Report

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>>165053
>no dave canterbury
>who gives a fuck about stroud

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Jul 2013 09:51:23 No.167415 Report

Quoted By: >>167421 >>177058

>>165052
What did Canterbury lie about?

So what did people think of him?
Im kinda neutral, but I do think the business he works with has some good products.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyIN70iif_0
20:45

I want that gear. I wouldnt have considered using the gear like that, and the other places I browse (army surplus) dont seem to have gear like it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Jul 2013 10:11:37 No.167421 Report

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>>167415
He "embellished" his resume with the discovery channel.

i'm not exactly sure what was lied about but he's put out a few videos apologizing to friends and family, he's obviously very ashamed and has out right fessed up so i've got no problems with the man and he obviously knows his shit so you'd be retarded to not think he isn't /out/ as fuck.

Freedomtard !7HZfRgmh2k

Freedomtard !7HZfRgmh2k Sat 27 Jul 2013 10:22:45 No.167433 Report

Quoted By: >>167496

>>164938
>it's not important if he saw combat or not
LOL

By that logic I can shoot a sub 1 moa shot at 100yds because yootoobe showed me how

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Jul 2013 14:02:44 No.167491 Report

Quoted By: >>169548 >>169692 >>169849

Cody would obviously win.
>three man standoff
>camera zooms in on all three mens faces
>a raised eyebrow, a curled lip, a bead of sweat
>Cody breaks the stillness and sits down indian style
>he begins to lecture Les and Bear on the absurdity of violence
>Bear roars and charges Les, his only perceived threat
>Les, fully prepared with his own special blend of pocket sand, throws it in Bears eyes
>Direct hit! But Bear is completely comfortable in a blind rage and skillfully grabs Les
>they tumble and fall down a steep embankment
>Bear kills Les three different ways before they even reach the bottom
>Bear, having much experience tumbling down embankments, is completely unharmed
>four minutes pass, and Bear cannot find his camera crew
>He returns to Les's corpse, drinks his piss then dies of Abject Loneliness
>Meanwhile, Cody redirects his dissertation towards Bears camera crew
>Surprised by multisyllabic words, the cameraman drops one hotel key and Subway sandwich labeled "Grylls"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Jul 2013 14:13:03 No.167494 Report

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>Cody eats the hotel key, Bears camera crew and the Subway sandwich, in that order.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Jul 2013 14:16:01 No.167496 Report

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>>167433
If you were trained by the SAS to sink subs, you'd have a pretty good chance at getting it right.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Jul 2013 15:25:21 No.167515 Report

Quoted By: >>169838

Cody wouldnt win a fight. He's barefoot, thats a tremendous liability in hand to hand combat. Also, he's been barefoot for like 20 years, that means he's been going slow for that long. Poor cardiovascular fitness is another tremendous liability in combat.

Then there's his nature. Yeah yeah, peace loving hippy who'd rather work it out with a hug. But ive seen these kinds snap and they just go wild wasting energy and raging.

Cody would be a few blows into the fight before he began defending himself, at which point his feet will already have been crippled, and then he wastes his energy in a swift hurricane of hail mary swings before tiring out and getting his neck twisted of like a bottle of Coke.

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Anonymous Sat 27 Jul 2013 15:38:56 No.167520 Report

Quoted By: >>167522 >>179823

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Anonymous Sat 27 Jul 2013 15:42:51 No.167522 Report

Quoted By: >>169992 >>178171 >>179088

>>167520
Check out Crocidile Hunter's dialated pupils, yo! What was he on? I want some...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Jul 2013 15:47:40 No.167525 Report

Quoted By: >>169436

The guy on the left looks like the kind of guy one would over estimate. Maybe he would in fact over estimate himself. I could see this guy being a disappointment in a fight and causing a great upset around the betting circle.

Bear... Gawt, i think he's such a faggot! But he the kind of faggot that suprises you with being a black belt and whipping your ass with exotic eastern footwork. Then yer all humbled by what you measured as an unworthy faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Jul 2013 15:58:04 No.167526 Report

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/s4s plz

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Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2013 22:50:34 No.169425 Report

Quoted By: >>169918

why not post some real /out/doorsmen?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2013 23:07:52 No.169436 Report

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>>167525
>on /out/
>Dont know who the fuck Les Stroud is

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2013 23:33:20 No.169452 Report

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>>164817
keep this shitposting on /b/

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2013 00:55:16 No.169548 Report

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>>167491

8/10...nice

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2013 04:51:46 No.169692 Report

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>>167491
seem accurate, I think we have a winner
and new copypasta is born

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2013 05:37:24 No.169701 Report

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>>164827
He's a phony with a terrible record of being in the SAS.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2013 05:39:42 No.169702 Report

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>>164960
That looks like an expensive watch Grylls has on.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2013 12:18:13 No.169838 Report

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>>167515
>Cody wouldnt win a fight. He's barefoot, thats a tremendous liability in hand to hand combat. Also, he's been barefoot for like 20 years, that means he's been going slow for that long. Poor cardiovascular fitness is another tremendous liability in combat.
>
>Then there's his nature. Yeah yeah, peace loving hippy who'd rather work it out with a hug. But ive seen these kinds snap and they just go wild wasting energy and raging.
>
>Cody would be a few blows into the fight before he began defending himself, at which point his feet will already have been crippled, and then he wastes his energy in a swift hurricane of hail mary swings before tiring out and getting his neck twisted of like a bottle of Coke.

This one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2013 12:32:36 No.169849 Report

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>>167491
>his own special blend of pocket sand

I lol'd

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Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2013 13:48:53 No.169872 Report

Quoted By: >>169910

Although hes toolish. You need to remember that he was SAS. Im voting for Bear

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Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2013 15:49:04 No.169910 Report

Quoted By: >>170275

>>169872
SAS reserves*

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Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2013 16:00:12 No.169918 Report

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>>169425
why not post skills discussion over gearfaging?
why not post /out/door wisdom and stories over utter arguments?

because it's for 4chan where 99% is below 20 years old and has no personal value

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Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2013 16:07:02 No.169923 Report

Quoted By: >>169939

This fucking guy. He'll beat the living crap out of all of them. Then he'll shout at some sticks to light a fire, before sitting down in the Norwegian wilderness with a frost smoke and an ice coffee while telling himself jokes that he's never heard before. Then he might go beat up a real bear if he feels like it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2013 16:20:27 No.169939 Report

Quoted By: >>169944

>>169923
if you watched his shows you would know that he refused to shoot a bear even when his dogs were threatened, he moved his camp instead

and I doubt he has so much survival skills than other posted here, he prefer tarp over tent all right but he uses hi-tech outdoor gear and takes prepared food with him
don't get me wrong, I think he has strongest willpower and being general badass of them all

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Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2013 16:37:52 No.169944 Report

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>>169939
>I think he has strongest willpower and being general badass of them all

Which is what I tried to convey in the language of 4chan.

If _you've_ seen the shows, you would know that he actually shot a polar bear, and I do believe he shot it in the face.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2013 18:21:43 No.169989 Report

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>>166615
Ray has enough Judo to beat champion Mongolian wrestlers.
http://youtu.be/0Syq_9Utyeg?t=1m37s

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2013 18:23:59 No.169991 Report

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>cody gets his toe stepped on and cries for 45 minutes

Captain Cuboid

Captain Cuboid Wed 31 Jul 2013 18:24:59 No.169992 Report

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>>167522
He is high on life dude.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Aug 2013 06:50:40 No.170275 Report

Quoted By: >>179935

>>169910
That doesn't make a big difference

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Aug 2013 18:34:40 No.171055 Report

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streptococcus

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Anonymous Fri 02 Aug 2013 19:28:14 No.171084 Report

Quoted By: >>171094 >>171314

Guess which one is getting his own comic book.

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Anonymous Fri 02 Aug 2013 19:38:24 No.171094 Report

Quoted By: >>171314

>>171084
oh christ it's real

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Anonymous Sat 03 Aug 2013 00:21:34 No.171314 Report

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>>171084
>>171094
Les Stroud? He's useless. Gone!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Aug 2013 01:02:35 No.171348 Report

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>>164817
I guess wildlife and nature would loose hard.
Mankind wins !

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Aug 2013 01:43:40 No.171377 Report

Quoted By: >>171791

lol i love how absolutely no one is giving cody a snowballs chance in hell

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Aug 2013 18:43:43 No.171764 Report

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cody would cast entangling roots and natures wrath the shit out of both of them

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Aug 2013 19:33:21 No.171791 Report

Quoted By: >>174138 >>176822

>>171377
Honestly, I used to think Cody was a fat ass, but the guy is friggen huge. Look at him, he's jacked

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2013 06:32:48 No.174138 Report

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>>171791
He's built like a fucking linebacker

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2013 07:09:57 No.174143 Report

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SAS....

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2013 10:28:52 No.174168 Report

Quoted By: >>176463

im new to /out/ in general and even i know this guy would fuck them all up , hes mad.
None of these other guys have spent TWO and a half years /out/
let alone two and a half years walking the amazon.
You can see it in his face , he looks haggard as fuck
bear is great but he shouldnt look so pretty if he is legit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2013 21:17:14 No.174520 Report

Quoted By:

>>166625
Well they both drink their piss.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Aug 2013 21:06:15 No.176463 Report

Quoted By:

>>174168
That nigga is nutty as fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Aug 2013 10:25:16 No.176822 Report

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>>171791

Yes he is obviously BB'ing and cycling (i mean roids). When you know how much dedication it takes, how much you have too eat, how many time you have to spend training (and no, doing some push ups and chin ups while in the wild wont do it) I don't think this guy spend too much time away from his gym and supermarket and doesn't feed out of roots and trapped rodents.

He looks like a giant douche. I know his school is legit, and all but he's still full of it. Maybe Canterbury did lie on his resume to get in the show but he's overall a much more honest character. His youtube channel is pretty good too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Aug 2013 12:27:40 No.176862 Report

Quoted By:

>>164941
winrar

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Aug 2013 17:38:10 No.177044 Report

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everyone here is throwing around SAS like it means something.

He was a reserve, so not good enough to be an actual SAS member and on the same level as the three SAS trainees that died because the temperature hit 30C

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Aug 2013 17:44:43 No.177050 Report

Quoted By:

>>164898
Reservists go through the same training. They get deployed as well. They just don't live the military life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Aug 2013 17:51:06 No.177058 Report

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>>167415
He lied about training he had received or his MOS if I recall. As a former soldier I lost tons of respect for him because of that but honestly he gives some good advice and the gear he advertises is good. If he owned up to being a dirtbag to get a job... well good on him. I'm friends with people that have lied about bigger for less.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Aug 2013 18:40:26 No.177081 Report

Quoted By: >>177178

i think you must be visiting gym regulary to be ripped like Cody, and where in the hell he finds gym in the desert. you cant look like that by just making friction fires and eating bugs

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Aug 2013 20:57:22 No.177178 Report

Quoted By:

>>177081
He goes into town. One of his books includes acknowledgements to the people at the gym:
>"A hearty hug goes to Clint and Nancy Davis and my extended family at Champions Gym for accepting me for who I am, smell and all."

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2013 22:10:18 No.177917 Report

Quoted By:

>>166110

Cody looks like he probably has a lot of bear strength

Bear was professionally trained in the armed forces

Les is probably a hell of a scrapper

analysis 9/10

The only way to resolve this is with celebrity deathmatch to come back, get to it MTV

conclusion 11/10

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Aug 2013 06:08:47 No.178171 Report

Quoted By:

>>167522
Salt water.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Aug 2013 07:02:24 No.178189 Report

Quoted By: >>178231

bear grylls kills them and drinks their piss

srs

>implying grylls wasn't SAS

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Aug 2013 09:16:35 No.178227 Report

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>>164960
Dick P, Some Nordfag, Ray
Morris, Leslie, Bush tucker guy

Starvin Marvin doesn't belong on that list.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Aug 2013 09:41:58 No.178231 Report

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>>178189
>>implying grylls wasn't SAS

he wasn't, he was Territorial SAS weekend warrior

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Aug 2013 09:11:37 No.179086 Report

Quoted By:

>>164960
fuck yeah good to see the bush tucker man getting some respect

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Aug 2013 09:21:54 No.179087 Report

Quoted By:

>>167308
yeah bear grylls is pretty bull shit about the survival shit but he is an actual trained sas soldier

which means he is the most bad assed of bad asses

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Aug 2013 09:23:21 No.179088 Report

Quoted By:

>>167522
being a mad cunt

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Aug 2013 15:30:12 No.179823 Report

Quoted By:

>>167520
All it takes is one motherfucker with a knife to the heart and hes out for the count

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Aug 2013 19:46:29 No.179935 Report

Quoted By:

>>170275
it makes an enormous difference.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Aug 2013 21:38:45 No.179991 Report

Quoted By: >>180005

Obviously I would win seeing as how I've seen all of their shows.

Therefore I have absorbed the knowledge and tactics of all 3 and am some sort of super human.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Aug 2013 22:09:00 No.180005 Report

Quoted By:

>>179991
geneus abzolutly geneus lesstrout is a kool gui I met him wonce he vary smart have gud day

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Aug 2013 19:03:06 No.182793 Report

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Cody. Bear and Les fight each other head to head, Bear should win that through his training. Bear stabs Cody but Cody adapts to the environment of having a few inches of steel in his gut, and then subsequently consumes Bear.

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