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Anonymous Sun 08 Dec 2019 00:52:48 No.1654487 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1654831 >>1656070 >>1656090 >>1658542 >>1658588

>considers himself an outdoorsman
>has never been barreled by a wave and made it out

it's literally the most transcendental experience you can have while /out/.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Dec 2019 00:56:46 No.1654492 Report

Quoted By: >>1654494 >>1655744 >>1656090

Sounds like someone hasn't done shrooms.
>inb4 thread is nothing but drugs and people who can't stand them.

Sorry OP, you're the one that decided to use the word transcendental...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Dec 2019 01:01:05 No.1654494 Report

Quoted By: >>1654537 >>1654556

>>1654492
no i havent done mushrooms because i am not a degenerate drug user

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Dec 2019 01:49:32 No.1654537 Report

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>>1654494
>tiny mind

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Dec 2019 01:49:45 No.1654538 Report

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No, I was struck by lightning instead

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Dec 2019 02:15:00 No.1654556 Report

Quoted By: >>1654562 >>1654575

>>1654494
Every one does drugs. Doctors, lawyers, billionaires, etc. Get off your high horse, faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Dec 2019 02:21:34 No.1654562 Report

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>>1654556
>a good example of "everyone" is to list doctors, lawyers, and billionaires
da fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Dec 2019 02:30:23 No.1654575 Report

Quoted By: >>1654588 >>1654595 >>1654815

>>1654556
>every other jew infected degenerate does drugs so you shouldnt judge

Retard logic. I don't mind the occasional drink of alcohol but other than that i don't care to partake in degenerate mind altering substances

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Dec 2019 02:43:24 No.1654588 Report

Quoted By: >>1654615

>>1654575
>not being an esoteric hitlerist
I'll give you that going to phish shows is being in the belly of the beast but it shouldn't be that way. Basically a white supremacist gathering but everyone is a dumb cuck who doesn't realize everything they like is purely white. Why are my people so stupid?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Dec 2019 02:50:30 No.1654595 Report

Quoted By: >>1654615

>>1654575
>degenerate mind altering substances
If only you had any idea what you were speaking of. The fact that many degenerates do mushrooms does not make doing them inherently degenerate. You can legit learn new ways of using your mind, and it's also been scientifically shown to have positive long term effects.

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Anonymous Sun 08 Dec 2019 03:11:06 No.1654614 Report

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>considers himself an outdoorsman
>has never been barreled by an ice wave and made it out

it's literally the most transcendental experience you can have while /out/.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Dec 2019 03:12:04 No.1654615 Report

Quoted By: >>1654619

>>1654588
What are you even saying cunt? Fucking Americans are just THAT dumb

>>1654595
>woahhh bro like you can learn newwww ways to use your mind
Cringe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Dec 2019 03:14:37 No.1654619 Report

Quoted By: >>1654620

>>1654615
>illiterate foriegn retard whines about drugs
lmao pottery
>cunt
supreme cringe

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Anonymous Sun 08 Dec 2019 03:15:44 No.1654620 Report

Quoted By: >>1654623 >>1654814

>>1654619
Kill yourself amerimutt, your country is dead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Dec 2019 03:17:58 No.1654623 Report

Quoted By: >>1654629 >>1654651

>>1654620
whatever you say sweetie why don't you go call people "utter mongs who need to neck themselves" and "cunts" and calm down ;^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Dec 2019 03:27:27 No.1654629 Report

Quoted By: >>1654651

>>1654623
This, what a total NPC.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Dec 2019 03:55:11 No.1654651 Report

Quoted By: >>1654666

>>1654623
>>1654629
>hurr you dont do drugs you're an NPC

The absolute state of america

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Dec 2019 04:27:56 No.1654666 Report

Quoted By: >>1654672 >>1655254

>>1654651
Whoa cunt, don't want to be a mong. Why don't you run along and neck yourself, cunt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Dec 2019 04:38:49 No.1654672 Report

Quoted By: >>1654676

>>1654666
ha ha that was funny man, epic humor bro we btfo'd those foreigners

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Dec 2019 04:46:47 No.1654676 Report

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>>1654672
Settle down you uttah cunt

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Dec 2019 12:22:03 No.1654810 Report

Quoted By: >>1654813

Can you guys take your bitching to /pol/ or smth? This is comfy surfing thread. Getting barreled in a big wave coming out into snowy conditions is the best

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Dec 2019 12:42:17 No.1654813 Report

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>>1654810
>everything I don't like is /pol/
Get the fuck out

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Dec 2019 12:47:12 No.1654814 Report

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>>1654620
>leaf has to screenshot his own post
lol

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Anonymous Sun 08 Dec 2019 12:53:36 No.1654815 Report

Quoted By: >>1655127

>>1654575
>he thinks alcohol isn't a mind-altering drug
lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Dec 2019 13:40:37 No.1654831 Report

Quoted By: >>1654833

>>1654487
I got thrown by a wave in the Indian ocean (at a cheap beach hotel in a quieter spot in Goa, no life gaurds because lol India).
>swimming maybe 300-400m from shore, some big swells, but nothing scary.
>Start to swim a little closer to shore, 'cause I'm pale as fuck and it's been at least 30-40 minutes in the sun. I need to get under some shade.
>Notice that some other swimmers off to my side are all at once trying to tear back to shore.
>Look back, FUUUUUUUUU.
>about 600m away, but moving fast, is a large, classically curling wave, I would guess 4-5 metres high
>I can swim, but I'm not gonna win any contests
>realize I'm never gonna out-swim this.
>hear it roaring behind me
>plug my nose, hold my breath
>suddenly tumbling around in blueness, feels like I'm being sandpapered from all sides
>a few seconds go by
>I'm about knee deep in sand surf, spitting seawater out of my mouth
>stagger to my feet, look around, see a dozen other swimmers doing the same.
>everyone's OK, I guess.
>go back to my beach chair, wrap myself in a towel
>order a beer

That's my story. Honestly one of the scarier moments in my life. I guess I wasn't in real danger, but I'm not a surfer. I grew up around lakes, but they are fairly gentle waters on sunny days. I really had thoughts of "oh shit, I might drown". You never know.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Dec 2019 13:43:35 No.1654833 Report

Quoted By: >>1655199 >>1655219

>>1654831

On the same trip a few days later, I was swimming closer to shore, about chest-high water, but it was right where the sand underneath slopes down and you can't stand but need to actually swim. A skinny Indian guy who was obviously a total water n00b discovered this, stepped too far and for real panicked. Splashing and sinking and screaming for help. I paddled over and grabbed his armpits to drag him back, but then in his utter panic he started flailing and scrabbling at me, and actually pushed my head under a couple times as he was trying to cling to something. (I thought you mother fucker!) I yelled at him to calm down and just float, but he was in full panic mode. Luckily I could feel sand nearby, so I caught my footing and somehow pulled him back. Then I told him to put his feet down, and I guess after all his kicking he realized he could stand again. He did and relaxed and thanked me. I just about punched him, but of course I realize it's hard to control fight or flight panic.

That was scarier honestly, because his death grip on my arms and him panicking, he really could have drowned me or us both.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Dec 2019 23:10:14 No.1655127 Report

Quoted By: >>1655468

>>1654815
Shut the fuck up you edgy faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Dec 2019 00:52:57 No.1655199 Report

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>>1654833
one of the things they teach you as a lifeguard is that yes people will drown you trying to save themselves because fight/flight even as youre helping them. so you use certain techniques to be able to hold them

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Anonymous Mon 09 Dec 2019 01:10:37 No.1655209 Report

Quoted By: >>1655212 >>1655215 >>1656090 >>1656525 >>1656711 >>1657315

Nothing more transcended then tour man smacking you up .

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Dec 2019 01:12:39 No.1655212 Report

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>>1655209
Tour=your. Sorry senpai I'm drunk

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Dec 2019 01:15:45 No.1655215 Report

Quoted By: >>1656093

>>1655209
Texas femanon is that you? That bad ground and the hairline look like tex anon.

Not being a white knight here or anything but just remember we all know you have guns and dont have to put up to that shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Dec 2019 01:19:33 No.1655219 Report

Quoted By: >>1655471

>>1654833
You would have done the world a favor if you let him drown

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Dec 2019 02:18:51 No.1655254 Report

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>>1654666

Yea nah that's fuckin loose ay

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Dec 2019 02:25:43 No.1655259 Report

Quoted By: >>1655445

This could have been a good thread. :(

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Dec 2019 10:18:28 No.1655434 Report

Quoted By: >>1655435 >>1655651

What boards do you ride? Ive got a 6'4 single fin a love it. I wish it had a littel less volume since i can't really duck under waves with it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Dec 2019 10:27:20 No.1655435 Report

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>>1655434
I ride a 5'0" three fin fish that I use for the small waves where I live, and a 5'8" board for when the surf is really good

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Anonymous Mon 09 Dec 2019 10:46:15 No.1655445 Report

Quoted By: >>1655467

>>1655259

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Dec 2019 11:53:11 No.1655467 Report

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>>1655445
Kekles!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Dec 2019 11:56:25 No.1655468 Report

Quoted By: >>1655662

>>1655127
>I have no answer anon and I know that you are right, so I will swear at you!

Enjoy your cirrhosis, alky.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Dec 2019 12:02:13 No.1655471 Report

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>>1655219
The thought has occurred to me after all these years.

As I padded over, I thought "oh jeez, really? just swim you idiot", but the fact he nearly drown me really pissed me off. If we weren't standing in chest-high bobbing seawater, and both of us catching our breath, I might've actually decked him.

The beach wasn't super crowded by any means, but there were a few stands of chairs and little drink shacks, and people every hundred metres or so in the water. So it would have been obvious if I had swam away from a splashing commotion.

Anyway, I don't play lifeguard anymore. Only for my own kids, that's it.

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Anonymous Mon 09 Dec 2019 18:43:57 No.1655651 Report

Quoted By: >>1655734 >>1656018

>>1655434
I ride a bodyboard
>dabs on stand up retards

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Dec 2019 19:05:17 No.1655662 Report

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>>1655468
It's really not even worth answering. Yes of course alcohol is technically a 'drug', but does it have anywhere near the same kind of effect as a serious drug? No, you might as well be smoking a cigarette.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Dec 2019 21:30:47 No.1655734 Report

Quoted By: >>1655739

>>1655651
its called a boogie board retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Dec 2019 21:35:12 No.1655739 Report

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>>1655734
No they aren't you slope headed mong. Boogie comes from a specific company, the Morey Boogie body board.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Dec 2019 21:47:05 No.1655744 Report

Quoted By:

>>1654492
Perfectly executed

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Dec 2019 07:07:04 No.1656018 Report

Quoted By: >>1656500

>>1655651
Based anon dragger. Same Here. Best way to ride waves

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Anonymous Tue 10 Dec 2019 09:57:39 No.1656055 Report

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Anonymous Tue 10 Dec 2019 10:04:18 No.1656056 Report

Quoted By: >>1656090

I'm garbage at surfing which is a shame because I love me them surfer boys

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Dec 2019 10:36:21 No.1656064 Report

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I've been tubed and I've summited and both are fun, tubing is better in the moment but summiting is much more fulfilling in the long run.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Dec 2019 11:14:06 No.1656070 Report

Quoted By:

>>1654487
I've been slapped around by 6 foot waves on the beach does that count?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Dec 2019 13:31:59 No.1656090 Report

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>>1655209
You look weird, gonna need a full pic to determine if I am right.
>>1656056
I can't breath though my nose when I get into water. Water always goes up my nose.
>>1654487
>>1654492
Yeah this guy is right OP, kill them druggies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Dec 2019 13:38:30 No.1656093 Report

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>>1655215
No, TX has dark 1/2 Cuban hair. That one is probably the MT that is married but her husband doesn't /out/.

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Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 04:51:05 No.1656500 Report

Quoted By: >>1658514

>>1656018
Where you from mate? I'm australian but live in California at the moment. Get a few good waves here over winter but not much compared to the absolutely based nsw South coast where I grew up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 05:29:05 No.1656525 Report

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>>1655209
leave his ass

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Dec 2019 14:28:11 No.1656711 Report

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>>1655209
What did you do to deserve it and have you learned your lesson?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Dec 2019 16:12:13 No.1657315 Report

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>>1655209
show us your destroyed minge you little cunt

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Dec 2019 12:50:00 No.1658514 Report

Quoted By: >>1658663

>>1656500
Grimwood

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Dec 2019 13:22:10 No.1658529 Report

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I'm never going back in the ocean. Not after what I seen

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Anonymous Sat 14 Dec 2019 13:39:55 No.1658542 Report

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>>1654487
>surfs
>makes surfboards
>goes beach camping
am I /out/ or just a bum?

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Anonymous Sat 14 Dec 2019 14:30:06 No.1658588 Report

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>>1654487
>it's literally the most transcendental experience you can have while /out/.
Once saw an interview with a fisherman who had watched the cork from his line bob on the water while the sinking sun reflected from the water for hours. He, completely unintentionally, went into a meditative trance and through that had some mindbreaking spiritual "one-ness" revelation that according to him changed him completely. So I don't think what you're saying is true.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Dec 2019 17:13:08 No.1658663 Report

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>>1658514
Yeah mate

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