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Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 03:18:35 No.168447 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>168458 >>168474 >>168475 >>168713 >>168716 >>169277 >>169446 >>169713 >>169781 >>170053

>He goes /out/doors with a baby faced visage
Oh shit nigger, what are you doing?
Get you a beard, son.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 03:28:13 No.168458 Report

Quoted By: >>168462

>>168447
Fucking injun in me won't let me grow one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 03:28:32 No.168460 Report

Quoted By: >>169426

I shave cleanly before I go out, then let my beard grow during the trip.

That way, my beard reflects the journey. After a week, I have a slightly rugged look, after 2 a full beard, and after a month or 2 I'm a mountain man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 03:34:19 No.168462 Report

Quoted By: >>169447

>>168458
>stereotypes

I'm Cherokee and rocking a full beard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 03:53:15 No.168473 Report

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Never rock the clean shave, it brings out my chubby baby cheeks (damn genetics). If i know im going inna woods i will grow out my neck beard. There is nothing worse for me than being inna humid woods trying to grow out my neckbeard, rash, rash everywhere on my neck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 03:55:37 No.168474 Report

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>>168447
I use clippers, never a razor, i hate the feeling of when you are clean shaven.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 04:00:40 No.168475 Report

Quoted By: >>168482

>>168447
>2013 AD
>not wearing thick stubble in the summer and then going full-beard in the winter
>ever shaving anything but your neckbeard and balls

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 04:17:07 No.168482 Report

Quoted By: >>168499 >>169894

>>168475
Straight men don't shave their balls.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 04:38:31 No.168499 Report

Quoted By: >>168502 >>168503 >>168519 >>168526 >>170002 >>170319

>>168482
Something tells me you don't get a lot of interesting or spontaneous oral sex. Nobody likes, or wants, a mouthful of pubic hair. I like it when my girl can get into it too, so I invest a small modicum of effort into my personal grooming.

Any ladies lurking care to back me up on this one?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 04:43:04 No.168502 Report

Quoted By: >>169088

>>168499
dont forget the fags
this is 4chan after all

but i agree, i shave my balls/part of the shaft for that reason
and my neck, god i hate neckbeard, it's ugly and uncomfortable

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 04:44:57 No.168503 Report

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>>168499
>Something tells me you don't get a lot of interesting or spontaneous oral sex.
Anon, I've been married 15 years. There's little we haven't done to each other and neither of us minds.

You know it's love when you floss with her tampon string before pulling it out with your teeth.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 05:05:41 No.168519 Report

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>>168499

Correction. No one under 25. Some of us on here are older and tapped more "interesting or spontaneous" poon than you've ever dreamed about...before the time when simple pubes were considered icky.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 05:16:23 No.168526 Report

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>>168499

Yep. I'm a lady, and I will back you anon. Shaved balls are more likely to be treated nicely by me. Hairy balls take too much energy.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 17:04:01 No.168713 Report

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>>168447

Fuck shaving, I just use clippers on my face every week or so.

As soon as my mustache fills in the rest of the way I'll be growing a full beard down to my pecs like this guy here.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 17:07:26 No.168716 Report

Quoted By: >>168720

>>168447
do i need to be a filthy mongoloid to go /out/?
thought not

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 17:11:35 No.168720 Report

Quoted By: >>168724

>>168716

>Not wanting a beard

A mans beard is like a lions mane, only adult males can grow them. I don't understand why any straight man would want the face of a woman/child.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 17:15:17 No.168721 Report

Quoted By: >>168722 >>168723

>tfw the corners of your mouth remain blad
>tfw you will never be able to grow a handlebar

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 17:15:50 No.168722 Report

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>>168721
*bald

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 17:16:38 No.168723 Report

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>>168721

Give it time. Beards don't come in fully until 30-40.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 17:16:52 No.168724 Report

Quoted By: >>168726 >>168728 >>168741 >>168779 >>169120

>>168720
>only adult males can grow them
not true, a lot of adults cannot grow them(mostly nords), however ALL mongoloids can grow them. why would i want to present myself like a mongoloid?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 17:21:17 No.168726 Report

Quoted By: >>168729

>>168724

That's completely backwards. Whites are the hairiest race out there, and many Mongoloids can't grow them at all.

In fact Native Americans are famous for being unable to grow the slightest fuzz.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 17:23:15 No.168728 Report

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>>168724

All of the Norse gods are famous for their huge beards.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 17:23:44 No.168729 Report

Quoted By: >>168733

>>168726
i think your definition of white is lumping mongoloids caucasoids and nordics in one bunch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 17:24:50 No.168730 Report

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>>168728
im aware of that
think about it for awhile

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 17:32:44 No.168733 Report

Quoted By: >>168736

>>168729

You very clearly said ALL Mongoloids can grow beards. This is absolutely ridiculous as they're the race most famous for being unable to grow beards.

Just google the words "asian beard genetics" and thousands of results come up asking why they can't grow beards.

>tfw damn hard to find racial studies on the matter

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 17:37:52 No.168736 Report

Quoted By: >>168745

>>168733
certain subtypes yea, but that definition of mongoloid encompasses about half the earths population.

i guess i should have said arab/jew/euro mongoloid? why would i want to look like kebab?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 17:46:44 No.168741 Report

Quoted By: >>168743 >>168749 >>168761 >>171184

>>168724
>mongoloid
Someone is jealous of good genetics.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 17:46:48 No.168742 Report

Quoted By: >>168757

Body hair is disgusting. Save your pennies and get some fucking lasers. Beard? Hell no--that's just disgusting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 17:48:37 No.168743 Report

Quoted By: >>168746

>>168741
It's not an insult--that's the correct term for over a third of the planet's population.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 17:49:25 No.168745 Report

Quoted By: >>168754

>>168736

>certain subtypes yea, but that definition of mongoloid encompasses about half the earths population

Ah, I believe we are having definition differences here. My understanding of the word Mongoloid means those from eastern Asia with epicanthal folds to their eyes.

You seem to be referring to Caucasoids, such as those from western asia as Mongoloids. I believe this is incorrect.
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/Mongoloid
>1. Of or being a major human racial classification traditionally distinguished by physical characteristics such as yellowish-brown skin pigmentation, straight black hair, dark eyes with pronounced epicanthic folds, and prominent cheekbones and including peoples indigenous to central and eastern Asia

Anyways I found one source on the hairiness of whites so far-
http://encyclopedia2.thefreedictionary.com/Races+of+Man
>The Europeoid race is characterized by soft straight or wavy hair with a broad range of colors, relatively light skin, a broad range of eye (iris) color (from brown to light gray and blue), and a heavy tertiary hair cover (in particular, the men have beards).

Anyways I'm off to bed now, I'm sure this thread will still be up later.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 17:50:37 No.168746 Report

Quoted By: >>168748

>>168743
I am aware, but you implied everyone with a beard looks like a mongoloid. That makes you sound like a jealous baby face.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 17:51:17 No.168748 Report

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>>168746
Not that anon. Just thought you'd taken it as a slight, based on the greentext.

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Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 17:52:41 No.168749 Report

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>>168741
>jealous baby face.
>we high school again

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 17:53:14 No.168751 Report

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i have a beard, ama

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 17:54:34 No.168754 Report

Quoted By: >>168756

>>168745
>You seem to be referring to Caucasoids,
nope im referring to mongoloids, white people with black/brown hair who are very hairy.

Madsen Maskingevær

Madsen Maskingevær Mon 29 Jul 2013 17:55:38 No.168755 Report

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I like having a beard fits my head type well. my only two troubles right now is that my sideburns grow 5x faster then the rest of my beard so to avoid looking like Ambrose Burnside ( I've tried to look, doesn't suit me) i do have to scissor trim.
and, being a small time collector of gasmasks ( only for novelty and history reasons) I am unable to wear most of them without my beard either getting pulled or sticking out on the side which wile funny is quite retarded

I have been told a light dap of animal fat I good for on the fly beard maintenance but would there be any plant alternatives?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 17:56:40 No.168756 Report

Quoted By: >>168761

>>168754

Arabs, Turks and Jews are all Caucasoids.

Mongoloid =/= Asian

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 17:58:40 No.168757 Report

Quoted By: >>169427

>>168742
>positive, indicative evidence of the pussification of the planet

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 18:03:20 No.168761 Report

Quoted By: >>169442

>>168756
not really. generally the more north you go the more caucasoid you find in them but in their countries the baseline is heavy on the mongoloid.

eg>>168741
this guys pic is of a heavy caucasoidal mongoloid, note his blue eyes(most have brown)

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Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 18:29:37 No.168779 Report

Quoted By: >>168783 >>169097

>>168724
>a lot of adults cannot grow them(mostly nords)
Yeah, the beta ones.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 18:39:55 No.168783 Report

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>>168779
master trole 10/10

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 19:04:05 No.168793 Report

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>tfw my facial hair grows exactly like this naturally

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 19:16:16 No.168798 Report

Quoted By: >>168806

hobo beards make you not a though guy

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 19:25:47 No.168805 Report

Quoted By: >>169370

ive got blonde hair and my facial hair is red. its disgusting so i shave.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 19:26:15 No.168806 Report

Quoted By:

>>168798
your point?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 21:19:27 No.168857 Report

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My full beard is always a gross looking pencil moustache that doesn't even completely go across the lip and a nasty neckbeard. No thanks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2013 05:40:50 No.169088 Report

Quoted By: >>169113 >>169119

>>168502
>part of the shaft

wait, what? i didn't even know it was possible to have hair on your dick. I've just got a wreath around my junk.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2013 06:45:38 No.169097 Report

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>>168779
>nords cannot into beards

what in the north am I reading?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2013 07:29:07 No.169109 Report

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>tfw after two weeks you only have a small, spotty, scraggly neckbeard

>tfw after a month you only have a spotty, scraggly, uncontrollable neckbeard.

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Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2013 07:49:40 No.169113 Report

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>>169088
just a bit at the base then a straggler or two further up
gotta be super careful b/c those ones are easy to make bleed. I had a stypic pencil for it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2013 08:25:11 No.169119 Report

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>>169088
I got a hairy as fuck shaft, it is quite annoying, cause looks kinda small unshaved, but feels odd when shaved.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2013 08:52:01 No.169120 Report

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>>168724
>nords
>not being able to grow beards

u woh m8

Look at south america, they cant grow beards for shit and the ones who do have white genes in them

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2013 09:38:38 No.169122 Report

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>the army
>can't grow a proper full 'stache yet

I'm pretty much fucked.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2013 10:26:27 No.169126 Report

Quoted By: >>169271

also good reason for having a beard is god mandates one

also is natural for mensch

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2013 18:08:18 No.169271 Report

Quoted By:

>>169126
>god
top lel

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2013 18:23:26 No.169277 Report

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>>168447
"I never saw a man with his face shaved clean until I was a big boy.
When I saw him I thought he was a dead man.... walking about, and I was mighty scared."
-Benjamin Vernon Lilly

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2013 19:10:46 No.169293 Report

Quoted By: >>169393 >>169408

Wow... someone surely tries to compensate for something.

>look how stereotypically manly i am

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2013 21:14:23 No.169370 Report

Quoted By:

>>168805
>not wanting a firely red burning beard of damnation

3/10 I replied

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2013 21:41:53 No.169393 Report

Quoted By: >>169428

>>169293
>implying having a baby face is manly

The sad thing is the way that hipsters are now growing shitty unkempt messes

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2013 22:05:13 No.169408 Report

Quoted By: >>169411 >>169418

>>169293
>Anything others do or have that I don't must be because they are compensating for something and therefore I am superior even though I am inferior

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2013 22:20:12 No.169411 Report

Quoted By: >>169574

>>169408
>Implying that's remotely connected to what that anon said

If you think manliness has to do with facial hair, you either just hit puberty and are comparing your physical development to your peers that have not yet reached the same level of physical maturity, or your definition of manly is idiotic to the degree that we can only assume you'd come up with it to compensate for feelings of inadequacy when comparing yourself to a less idiotic definition of masculinity.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2013 22:32:59 No.169418 Report

Quoted By:

>>169408
>feel undeserved pride in your beard and looking down on others for not having one
Sounds like compensation to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2013 22:50:52 No.169426 Report

Quoted By:

>>168460
only way to do it right

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2013 22:51:13 No.169427 Report

Quoted By:

>>168757
>implying that's something to be lamented.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2013 22:53:02 No.169428 Report

Quoted By:

>>169393
Where did he imply that? Trying to come off as manly is the primary symptom of an over-compensator.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2013 23:23:12 No.169442 Report

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>>168761
Stop being retard.

"Mongoloid males have little or no facial or body hair"

Dawber R.P.R. (1997). Diseases of the head and scalp (3rd ed.). Virginia:Blackwell Science Ltd.

Also pic related. Notice that, with a few exceptions, the Middle East is blue for Caucasoid.

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!VjgINDDqrY Tue 30 Jul 2013 23:26:48 No.169446 Report

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>>168447
I liked having a beard and long hair, but I also like the way I look with short hair and no beard. guess I'm just a cool guy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2013 23:27:24 No.169447 Report

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>>168462
Said everyone ever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2013 23:29:57 No.169450 Report

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>>169448
the caption should be "please kill me"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2013 01:27:20 No.169574 Report

Quoted By: >>169582 >>169637 >>169889

>>169411

Do you really not think beards are manly? They're thick coats of hair that grow on men, and men alone in an obvious place specifically designed by nature to be a sign of manliness.

They preform quite literally the exact same role as a lions mane.

Why in the fucking hell would you not want one?

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Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2013 01:49:24 No.169582 Report

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>>169574
xenoestrogens are a hell of a drug

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2013 01:50:40 No.169585 Report

Quoted By: >>169587 >>169680

> all these unemployable, unprofessional man-children taking pride in the kind of degenerate slovenly behavior they ought to be ashamed of

stay pleb anons

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2013 01:52:57 No.169587 Report

Quoted By: >>169625

>>169585
implying proper beard maintenance is not more involved than shaving.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2013 02:38:05 No.169625 Report

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>>169587
>implying these neckbeards maintain their facial hair
>at all

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2013 02:54:41 No.169637 Report

Quoted By: >>169666 >>169931

>>169574
>Do you really not think beards are manly?
I really don't.
>specifically designed by nature to be a sign of manliness.
Evolution does not lend purpose or follow design. Stop projecting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2013 03:37:56 No.169666 Report

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>>169637
>being this ignorant

lel

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2013 04:11:44 No.169680 Report

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>>169585
>looking down on anyone
>using the word pleb
Self important hipster.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2013 06:21:00 No.169713 Report

Quoted By: >>170017

>>168447
I have a white collar job. I am required to be clean shaven and dressed up 5 days a week.

Get a job, you degenerate fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2013 07:14:00 No.169748 Report

Quoted By: >>169819 >>169890 >>169893

>implying the beard isnt part of the nervous system like a dog/cats whiskers
stay brainwashed by fads /out/
if beards werent important we wouldnt have them in the first place, everything has its uses in life

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2013 07:28:49 No.169758 Report

Quoted By: >>169887

After a couple of weeks of growing one my moutache and chin hairs start to go orange.
Shit is the worst.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2013 09:47:41 No.169781 Report

Quoted By:

>>168447

It wouldn't look good

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2013 11:31:57 No.169819 Report

Quoted By: >>169886

>>169748
It helps you judge how strong the wind is, and how cold it is.

You know it's cold when your breath freezes to your beard and forms icicles

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2013 14:56:44 No.169886 Report

Quoted By:

>>169819
>>169819
your beard also protects you from such elements
also, a neckbeard will help you get rid of colds quicker as it warms your neck speeding the healing

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2013 14:58:57 No.169887 Report

Quoted By: >>169892

>>169758
welcome to the red hair master race
only 1% of the world has red/orange hair
people with reddish hair have been treated unfairly for millenia, wonder why that is?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2013 15:06:13 No.169889 Report

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>>169574
Because I don't need to grow an itchy beard in order to feel like a man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2013 15:07:40 No.169890 Report

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>>169748
>if cancer wasn't important we wouldnt have it in the first place

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2013 15:08:31 No.169892 Report

Quoted By: >>169895

>>169887
They'll say it's because you have no souls, but really people are jealous of your magic powers and the hotness of your women.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2013 15:10:37 No.169893 Report

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>>169748
>everything has its uses in life
like nipples on men and the vermiform appendix?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2013 15:11:30 No.169894 Report

Quoted By: >>169896

>>168482
What about armpits?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2013 15:12:46 No.169895 Report

Quoted By: >>169898

>>169892
>no souls
what a joke
vast majority of people in the bible had red hair
king david, jesus, esau, adam, eve, mary magdelene, judas, etc etc

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2013 15:14:05 No.169896 Report

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>>169894
armpit hair necessary to secrete toxins(poisons, heavy metals etc)
wearing anti-perspirants stops toxins from leaving through your armpits so if you wear them you might wanna stop
also, cutting hair is for women

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2013 15:16:54 No.169897 Report

Quoted By: >>169931

How long will my beard keep developing for, /out/? I'm 20 now and it's still kinda patchy, will it develop at all from here or am I stuck with a patchy and shitty beard?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2013 15:18:44 No.169898 Report

Quoted By: >>169903 >>169904 >>169905 >>169906

>>169895
actually no they probably didn't, being both Jewish and fictional.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2013 15:23:44 No.169903 Report

Quoted By: >>169907 >>169929

>>169898
>fictional
oh buddy dont worry i was childish enough to think the same once
do the research and realize the mountains of evidence(historical and archeological) has been covered up by the worlds elite
people say you cant prove what happened in the bible? BULLSHIT.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFyiT06pBi8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWyiZtagxX8
stupid ass lie ancient aliens debunked
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9w-i5oZqaQ
do your research so you dont get drug into the pit of eternal death like so many

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2013 15:25:02 No.169904 Report

Quoted By: >>169929

>>169898
also
Ashkenazi jews are known for having red hair

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2013 15:28:41 No.169905 Report

Quoted By: >>169929

>>169898
God's design of matter, DNA, and photons is so complex only a complete idolator of stupidity would concede to the idea that it could happen on accident over time. This idea is being forced fed into the minds of children as you read these words, simultaneously brainwashing them into a fairy tail of anti logic. Its why the American govt is literally destroying itself from the inside out. WW1 WW2 911 were caused by the satanic puppet masters in change of the "western world" in thanks to evolution

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2013 15:34:56 No.169906 Report

Quoted By: >>169929

>>169898
also while im at it, heres to debunking just about every type of mainstream dating methods used
http://www.bible.ca/tracks/dating-radiometric.htm#kardating
"deposits above the `great unconformity' (the boundary between Precambrian and Cambrian) are now thought by most geologists to have been deposited rapidly and catastrophically. ... The evidence is ubiquitous for catastophic deposits. Evolutionary geologists now acknowledge numerous local catastrophes to account for many different regions while refusing to accept the very simple explanation of one cataclysm responsible for all of them."

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2013 15:37:25 No.169907 Report

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>>169903
>ancient peoples making up bullshit stories about locations they live in
>bible is a heavily edited with around 6,000 books removed
>the dead sea scrolls have many alternate and early works of the exact same stories in the bible

People have been making shit up to fit their surroundings since the dawn of time. Why do you think the bible is any different and why would you be so deluded to think it was real?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2013 16:10:54 No.169929 Report

Quoted By:

>>169905
>>169906
>>169903
take it to >>>/x/, godfag

>>169904
Ashkenazi are Europeanized, your argument is invalid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2013 16:12:17 No.169931 Report

Quoted By: >>169936 >>169946 >>169956

>>169637

>Evolution does not lend purpose or follow design. Stop projecting.
>Arms don't have a purpose, they just grew there randomly

>>169897

Patience child, beards don't develop fully until 30-40 on average.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2013 16:16:10 No.169936 Report

Quoted By: >>169940

>>169931
If you're going to opine on evolution maybe you should put down the bible for a minute and read a biology textbook.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2013 16:22:06 No.169940 Report

Quoted By: >>169955

>>169936

I don't know how you've managed to do it but you've gotten me horribly mixed up with someone else.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2013 16:54:04 No.169946 Report

Quoted By: >>169956 >>169959

>>169931
You misunderstand what a purpose is, or are basing your statements on religious claims. A purpose is a human abstraction.

Spoons have a purpose because they are created by thinking agents who created them with a purpose in mind and even then, when we say that a spoon has a purpose, we're simply using a shorthand version of "spoons were created by thinking people who created them with a specific use in mind." Evolution is not intelligently guided--its products are not created for a purpose nor with a purposeful use in mind.

Yours arms can be used for a purpose. Your arms do not, and cannot, have a purpose.

The purpose of beards is not to signify masculinity. Beards do not have a purpose.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2013 17:07:19 No.169955 Report

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>>169940
You still need to learn more about evolution if you're going to opine on it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2013 17:09:30 No.169956 Report

Quoted By: >>169978

>>169931
And, in case you misunderstand >>169946 as simple semantics, let me lay this out for you to understand as clearly as possible: when you say that the purpose of a beard is to signify masculinity, that is a purpose that YOU are ascribing to the function served by beards.

And for you to ascribe that purpose to facial hair, it means that your definition of what constitutes manliness or masculinity is, to some degree, reducible to the amount of body hair a person grows.

And, if you believe that body hair is what defines you as being masculine, then I think that your definition of masculinity is cowardly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2013 17:26:53 No.169959 Report

Quoted By: >>169963 >>169984

>>169946
I think this is a pretty stupid argument, to be honest. Like anything else, the purpose of arms is to make the organism that has them more successful on passing on its DNA. And unless you're saying that beards are vestigial, it's pretty likely that they have a purpose too. Most likely in impressing a mate, seeing as they're secondary sexual characteristics. So yeah, in as much as 'manly' can be defined, beards are manly as fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2013 17:42:21 No.169963 Report

Quoted By: >>169971

>>169959
Well, it seems that your ignorance is impenetrable, by me. You are clearly confused about what purposes and manliness are. These are things that you actively define--they are not aspects of your body or DNA.

You have chosen to define manliness by a simple set of physical traits. Which is fine. Personally, I define it by things like courage, compassion, generosity and strength of character. But if it makes you feel better to relegate it to aspects of your person over which you have no providence, then stop being surprised when others assume you use that definition to compensate for personal failure.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2013 18:01:08 No.169971 Report

Quoted By:

>>169963
>You are clearly confused about what purposes and manliness are.

More like you seem to be making 'purpose' into a pointlessly ambiguous word when it really isn't. The purpose of any characteristic of an organism is to help it pass on its DNA. Sure you can point out vestigial organs, and say that mutations happen which don't help the organism but hinder it, or define 'purpose' as something that only exists from a human perspective and therefore nothing has a purpose unless a human decides it does... But all of that would be being deliberately obtuse. I can't be fucking bothered to define 'purpose' in lawyerspeak specific enough that you won't grumble about it, but we both know that it's clear enough that anyone with a fucking brain can understand it. Organisms have features so that they're more successful. The specific purpose of each feature can be looked at individually, but overall that's the point of them.

Now onto beards - this is simple as fuck, anon. Women don't have beards, therefore beards are manly, i.e. man-like. You know what else is manly? Penises. Balls. Broad shoulders. Chest hair. A lack of tits. I'm not talking about my personal achievements here, I'm just talking about humans in general. Don't be a twat about this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2013 18:08:50 No.169978 Report

Quoted By:

>>169956

>And, if you believe that body hair is what defines you as being masculine, then I think that your definition of masculinity is cowardly

I did not say body hair is what makes one a man, as it's clear some men do not develop body hair. However it's very clear that body hair and beards are masculine secondary sex characteristics, thus the traits in themselves are masculine, and indicative of an adult male.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Secondary_sex_characteristic#Males
>Growth of body hair, including underarm, abdominal, chest, and pubic hair. Loss of scalp hair androgenic alopecia can also occur
>Growth of facial hair

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2013 18:16:36 No.169984 Report

Quoted By: >>169988 >>169998 >>170110 >>171184

>>169959
>more successful on passing on its DNA
never even heard of a chick who likes beards. ive seen some stories on the net about it but i can easily say its >10% of women would prefer a dude with a beard. thus it makes you a weaker hunter(poon tang hunter), thus less manly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2013 18:19:54 No.169988 Report

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>>169984
oops its <10%

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2013 18:48:55 No.169998 Report

Quoted By: >>170005

>>169984

I don't think girls like the skinny hipster type men that grow beards, but they love the hunky lumberjack types. Back when I was growing a long beard out I used to have random women come up and ask if they could touch it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2013 18:59:13 No.170002 Report

Quoted By:

>>168499
Not a girl but I'll back this up, if you want someone to lick something you should shave it, it's just polite.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2013 19:05:41 No.170005 Report

Quoted By:

>>169998
Yeah but did they allow you to inseminate them afterwards? There's a stark difference.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2013 19:20:08 No.170017 Report

Quoted By: >>170020

>>169713
>I have a white collar job so I have to shave

Jesus. Are you so much of a bitch that you actually get forced into having smooth facial hair out of kow-towing to your boss?
Damn.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2013 19:28:38 No.170020 Report

Quoted By: >>170027

>>170017
So true, but could I get that opinion to go? I'd also like a large fountain drink. Thanks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2013 19:43:24 No.170027 Report

Quoted By: >>170047

>>170020

>Implying they allow beards at fast food restaurants

They're bitch slaves just like yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2013 20:24:10 No.170047 Report

Quoted By:

>>170027
#rekt

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2013 20:30:23 No.170053 Report

Quoted By:

>>168447

YOU KNOW YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO SHAVE YOUR NOSE OFF

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2013 22:41:43 No.170110 Report

Quoted By: >>170157 >>170235 >>170240

>>169984
Honestly your subjective anecdotes of 21st century girls don't really matter very much. If you want to offer an alternate explanation why men have beards but women don't, please go ahead. Until then I'll assume that, like other secondary sex characteristics, it's something women look for in a mate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Aug 2013 00:31:58 No.170157 Report

Quoted By: >>170165 >>170401

>>170110
Your subjective opinions about how evolution occurs (hint: not the way you think) is a heck of a lot less relevant than anecdotes from the 21st century. Seeing as you live here, too, so it's kinda-fuckin'-relevant, retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Aug 2013 00:54:13 No.170165 Report

Quoted By:

>>170157
>tfw work won't let you have a beard

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Aug 2013 03:28:51 No.170216 Report

Quoted By:

No amount of beard will make my face look manly, but the inclusion of a beard will make me look weird.

I'd say it's better to just be honest, and not try to hide behind a strip of hair.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Aug 2013 04:22:38 No.170235 Report

Quoted By: >>170301 >>170396 >>170401

>>170110
The largest ethnic population of human beings has the least facial hair of all male, human beings.

If you honestly believed that science was on your side? It'd take you fifteen seconds with google to discover that facial hair is actually a dis-advantageous trait.

But, seeing as you're mostly just bloviating about the ways that you compensate for the fact that you define masculinity in a manner that, more-or-less, is for gigantic pussies?

No one is terribly surprised.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Aug 2013 04:35:44 No.170240 Report

Quoted By: >>170397 >>170401

>>170110
>Men have facial hair
>Therefore it makes you an exemplary specimen of manliness, to possess facial hair

I think you forgot something:
>Men have large intestines
>Therefore it makes you an exemplary specimen of manliness, to possess a large intestine

Oh... that's right. Your entire belief-system is rooted solely in your own ignorance.

Kinda sucks for you. But it's pretty see-through, for the rest of us.

You do understand that secondary-sex-characteristics are about US defining manliness in a particular manner that we choose to, and have nothing to do with any kind of natural process, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Aug 2013 04:44:23 No.170245 Report

Quoted By:

Women find men with beards less attractive, but older and more mature.

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Anonymous Thu 01 Aug 2013 09:42:01 No.170301 Report

Quoted By:

>>170235

>The largest ethnic population of human beings has the least facial hair of all male, human beings.
>This means the Chinese are the most manly of all human beings

>But, seeing as you're mostly just bloviating about the ways that you compensate for the fact that you define masculinity in a manner that, more-or-less, is for gigantic pussies?

It's pretty funny that the bearded folk in this thread have been respectful for the most part, and then the beardless come in here and start trying to call everyone pussies for growing what nature gave them. You've said it like four times now too.

I can't believe it rustles you that bad that you can't grow a beard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Aug 2013 11:20:03 No.170319 Report

Quoted By:

>>168499
>Nobody likes, or wants, a mouthful of pubic hair.

What does it matter? By the time she has a mouthful of pubic hair, it's too late: Your cock is already in her mouth. You've won already.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 01 Aug 2013 11:39:42 No.170324 Report

Quoted By:

I have a little bit of facial hair because is just easier to deal with, I'd rather trim it up every few Weeks than shave every day, I do a 3 or 4 guard.

I keep my hair really short, 2 on the sides and the top trimmed up, every 3 Weeks.

I decided to stop being clean shaven a few Weeks AFTER I paid 150 for a nice electric razor which now collects dust and serves as a bathroom night light.

Why is this even a big topic? Its all about personal preference.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Aug 2013 16:31:03 No.170396 Report

Quoted By:

>>170235
>every human must have a trait for it to be advantageous

Honestly, anon, if you think men have facial hair for another reason then please tell me what it is.

Point is, it's inevitably there for SOME reason, even if that reason is "it was useful for X at some point in history but is now vestigial". Fair enough but then what is X?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Aug 2013 16:32:11 No.170397 Report

Quoted By:

>>170240
>Therefore it makes you an exemplary specimen of manliness, to possess a large intestine

But it does. The ability to put away a shitton of food is considered pretty manly as far as I'm aware.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Aug 2013 16:36:10 No.170401 Report

Quoted By: >>170413

>>170240
>>170157
>>170235

From Wikipedia:

>Modern biologists have reaffirmed the role of sexual selection in the evolution of beards, concluding that there is evidence that a preponderance of females find men with beards more attractive than men without beards.[5][6][7]

>Evolutionary psychology explanations for the existence of beards include signaling sexual maturity and signaling dominance by increasing perceived size of jaws, and clean-shaved faces are rated less dominant than bearded.[8]

>Amount of facial hairiness appears to influence male attractiveness.[11][12]

[ ] Not told
[X] #rekt

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Aug 2013 17:19:47 No.170413 Report

Quoted By:

>>170401
Hmm, checks out...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Aug 2013 18:03:00 No.170441 Report

Quoted By: >>170618 >>170676 >>171037 >>171133

It seems none of you know about the undeniably manly feel of shaving with your god damn sword of choice (straight razor, safety razor, etc) paired with a brush made from the fur of an animal, a puck of some manly scented soap, and finishing it all off with a powerful slap of some fiery burning aftershave. Women dont get to experience that kind of manly awesomeness of dragging a razor sharp blade across your face, legs simply do not count.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Aug 2013 00:52:27 No.170617 Report

Quoted By:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlgbKIswpzI

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Aug 2013 00:55:52 No.170618 Report

Quoted By:

>>170441
men win once again

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Anonymous Fri 02 Aug 2013 02:42:43 No.170676 Report

Quoted By: >>170707

>>170441
>Preening yourself like a eunuch
>Manly
>Ever

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 02 Aug 2013 02:55:41 No.170689 Report

Quoted By: >>170927

Stubble is obviously superior to shaving or growing out. It's neither childish nor unclean in appearance.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Aug 2013 03:17:30 No.170707 Report

Quoted By:

>>170676
ah shyeit
>Rolo confirmed for manliest candy

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Aug 2013 11:22:57 No.170902 Report

Quoted By:

I keep myself shaven because I can't grow a beard and when I do, it looks skimpy and gross.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Aug 2013 11:31:17 No.170906 Report

Quoted By:

My job requires clean shaven look.

However since I work 3rd anyway, The last 3-4 days I won't shave, right into my days off, and just shave the neckbeard part and keep a clean/tidy stubble/scruff look until I go to work again.

23 years old and can't grow manly mountain man beard or moustache

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Aug 2013 12:41:46 No.170927 Report

Quoted By: >>171109

>>170689
>It's neither childish nor unclean in appearance.

It is hard to differentiate intentional and maintained stubble from unintentional stubble. Because of this, stubble is not widely accepted as a choice, rather it is assumed that it came about as a result of laziness or apathy, which is followed by the claim it is unclean. While the case for stubble as a choice has seen recent exposure thanks to well-known celebrities, it is still competing with the negative image of the man who doesn't care enough to shave.

Unfortunately as far as employment goes, stubble is less desirable than the already persecuted beard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Aug 2013 18:13:13 No.171037 Report

Quoted By:

>>170441

The razor itself may be cool, but it still is a tool designed to remove your mane.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Aug 2013 19:57:28 No.171109 Report

Quoted By:

>>170927
maintained stubble master race

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Aug 2013 20:24:12 No.171130 Report

Quoted By:

Once I get off of orders I'm going to grow this shit out like a motherfucker.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Aug 2013 20:28:07 No.171133 Report

Quoted By:

>>170441
I work for a razor company that hand makes safety razors and badger brushes and sells some soaps/creams, and I am jealous that men get to have such a nice and relaxing routine as lathering your face with amazing lush smelling stuff using a badger hair brush and then shave it all off smoothly. So jealous.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Aug 2013 21:07:49 No.171169 Report

Quoted By:

Personally I've never shaved my beard off. I don't intend to change that, because if you've had a full beard for well over a decade, that's a commitment. I'm just fortunate in that mine stays tidy and I live in a state where facial hair is common in the workforce.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Aug 2013 21:13:12 No.171173 Report

Quoted By:

I just trimmed mine down because I'm job hunting. I do shave it off completely once a year, though. I participate in Movember, and the rules stipulate that you have to start the month clean shaven.

I'm usually back in full beard mode by mid-December.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Aug 2013 21:47:57 No.171184 Report

Quoted By: >>171203

>>169984
Women don't like ugly hells angels viking beards, but they like stubble and beards like >>168741

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Aug 2013 22:16:13 No.171203 Report

Quoted By: >>171210

>>171184
Women don't have a fucking clue what they want you stupid nigger. Getting girls isn't about fulfilling an imaginary check-book of their desirable attributes. Only when you understand this will you exit your permavirgin shit trap.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Aug 2013 22:23:20 No.171210 Report

Quoted By: >>171221 >>171405

>>171203
because the guys pulling all the tail have 3 foot long beards

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Anonymous Fri 02 Aug 2013 22:41:27 No.171221 Report

Quoted By:

>>171210
Sometimes, yeah, fuck yeah. It doesn't fucking matter what they think they like. Not one jot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Aug 2013 22:43:26 No.171222 Report

Quoted By: >>171254 >>171277

Also women aren't some collective hive mind who all have the same wants and desires.

Different women like different things in men.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Aug 2013 23:22:30 No.171254 Report

Quoted By:

>>171222
But everyone likes beards, whether they openly think so or not.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Aug 2013 23:47:14 No.171277 Report

Quoted By:

>>171222
I'm sure there must be a fallacy something along the lines of "this thing isn't 100% therefore there must be no connection at all", because it comes up so fucking often.

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Anonymous Sat 03 Aug 2013 02:15:36 No.171405 Report

Quoted By: >>171411 >>171509

>>171210
Ahem?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Aug 2013 02:31:24 No.171411 Report

Quoted By: >>171490

>>171405
bro they're the most famous bearded musicians in history

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Anonymous Sat 03 Aug 2013 05:24:03 No.171490 Report

Quoted By:

>>171411
>most famous bearded musicians in history

AHEM?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Aug 2013 05:56:20 No.171509 Report

Quoted By:

>>171405
Exactly.

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Anonymous Tue 06 Aug 2013 02:52:12 No.173358 Report

Quoted By:

all aboard!
only on 4chan can you see a thread about facial hair turn into a debate about evolution and someone mentioning 'insemination'
stay classy, /out/

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