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Anonymous Mon 27 Jan 2020 02:56:26 No.1684633 View View Reply Original Report

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>sometimes get sleep paralysis when camping alone
>its the worst kind not full paralysis but 90%
>tfw try to fight it but end up making a low aahhhhhhhhh sound
One day someone will find me, unable to lift my arms or legs, making a low ahhhhh sound with a look of complete horror on my face.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Jan 2020 03:17:59 No.1684641 Report

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>>1684633
see: >>>/sci/11334967

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Jan 2020 03:29:10 No.1684648 Report

Quoted By: >>1684661

>>1684633
Hot

Are you cute?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Jan 2020 03:46:46 No.1684661 Report

Quoted By: >>1684683 >>1684717

>>1684641
Hmm... interesting like that anon it only ever happens when I'm on my back.

>>1684648
Kinda. People typically say yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Jan 2020 04:32:42 No.1684683 Report

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>>1684661
Like "hot from the front" or "hot from the back" hot?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 27 Jan 2020 05:04:00 No.1684698 Report

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>>1684633
I have sleep paralysis too sometimes. When I was around 25 I learned to just accept that it was a cute ghost loli trying to keep me asleep so we could cuddle more. This unironically made it so every time I get it I actually enjoy it. Unfortunately It almost works too well and because I didn't panic I end up smiling and ending the paralysis.
It takes a lot of work, but using meditation and practice you can change your instinctual reaction to it. What really helped was imagining warmth.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Jan 2020 06:07:56 No.1684717 Report

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>>1684661
how fat are you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Jan 2020 06:09:44 No.1684718 Report

Quoted By: >>1684719

>>1684698
But you should really try to get to the underlying problem. Whenever I have had sleep paralysis it has been because I was chocking.
Your sleep quality is probably shit because of this quirky, funny le epic fantasy that you have.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Jan 2020 06:12:49 No.1684719 Report

Quoted By: >>1684722

>>1684718
There is no problem tho. My sleep quality is great.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Jan 2020 06:16:24 No.1684722 Report

Quoted By: >>1685160

>>1684719
Seeing hallucinations and waking up because of poor airflow isn't a sing of good sleep quality.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 27 Jan 2020 10:21:59 No.1684757 Report

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>>1684698
>because I didn't panic I end up smiling and ending the paralysis.
>When your behavior is too fucking weird for even the Sleep Paralysis Demon sitting on your chest to handle.

Reminds me of that one story where an Anon exorcised his haunted house by dropping his pants and openly masturbating whenever he sensed the presence of spirits.
Ghosts n' Imps must be afraid of Human Dick or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Jan 2020 11:20:57 No.1684764 Report

Quoted By: >>1684963 >>1690455

>>1684757
>exorcised his haunted house by dropping his pants and openly masturbating whenever he sensed the presence of spirits.
Why wait?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Jan 2020 12:46:17 No.1684789 Report

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>>1684633
Hold your breath? Works fine for me, I snap out of it rather fast when I do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Jan 2020 20:50:54 No.1684957 Report

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>>1684633
>sleeping on your back
What the fuck are you doing of course you're gonna get sleep paralysis

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Anonymous Mon 27 Jan 2020 20:53:11 No.1684963 Report

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>>1684764
To show dominance

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Jan 2020 21:15:21 No.1684980 Report

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>>1684633
sleep paralysis is normal and happens literally every time you fall asleep
the only weird part is that you're awake for it.
learn meditation techniques and look into learning lucid dreaming.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2020 04:56:21 No.1685160 Report

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>>1684722
Sleep paralysis is caused by an uneven awakening of the human body, where the processes to induce willful muscle action is still offline, while sensory cortex and prefrontal cortex is online.
It's not poor airflow. Poor airflow is sleep Apnea, and characterised by excessive snoring.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2020 06:11:16 No.1686431 Report

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>>1684980
This is the best advice

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2020 06:19:37 No.1686435 Report

Quoted By: >>1688181

>>1684698
Maybe you get sleep paralysis because you're a fucking pedophile

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Feb 2020 15:49:29 No.1688083 Report

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>>1684633
The point of the ahh sound is opening your mouth for cock

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Feb 2020 15:55:13 No.1688086 Report

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If I ever find you anon, I'll take good care of you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Feb 2020 19:00:09 No.1688160 Report

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It's the elves, for some reason they don't welcome you there. You should either change your spot or act more sensitive.

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Anonymous Sun 02 Feb 2020 19:52:00 No.1688181 Report

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>>1686435
Oh you

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Feb 2020 22:55:06 No.1688266 Report

Quoted By: >>1688295

>>1688181
Really though, imagine being the type of scum even prisoners all agree should be murdered

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Feb 2020 23:48:54 No.1688289 Report

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>>1684633
I had sleep paralysis once and croaked out
>"it's killing meeeeeee"
In a weird high pitched voice and people didn't know where it came from and got frightened

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Anonymous Sun 02 Feb 2020 23:56:21 No.1688295 Report

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>>1688266
Imagine believing loving fictional characters should be against the law.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2020 03:23:01 No.1688381 Report

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>>1684633
>used to get sleep paralysis a bunch as a kid, learned to stop sleeping on back
>be in bed nearly about to fall asleep
>roll over onto back
>focus on sounds around room and fall asleep
>sounds get incredibly loud in a big burst and wake up instantly with heart pounding
>roll over onto chest and sleep
>wake up feeling stiff, knowing that my spine and neck are further fucked
feels bad man

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2020 16:46:28 No.1688630 Report

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>>1684757
Are you talking about the ghost puncher story? He did all kinds of shit to assert his dominance. I can't find the screenshots in readable format or I would link them.

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Anonymous Fri 07 Feb 2020 03:40:36 No.1690455 Report

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>>1684757
>>1684764
>>1688630

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Feb 2020 04:02:46 No.1690464 Report

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>>1684633
>>1684698
>>1684757

I am the sleep paralysis demon. Reply to this or your mother will die in her sleep tonight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Feb 2020 04:03:41 No.1690465 Report

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My whole family caught the swine flu when I was in high school, so I quarantined myself in my bed with a window and supplies using contractor bags floor to ceiling.
I slept so damn well in the pitch black of that tent, but I started getting nightmares/ sleep paralysis real bad
Brother said he heard me lowly growl "fuuuuuuckk youuuu" once from my tent when I was fighting some witch that was strangling me.
Never got sick though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Feb 2020 04:04:52 No.1690467 Report

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>>1690464
fuuuuuuckk youuuu

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Anonymous Fri 07 Feb 2020 04:49:13 No.1690493 Report

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>>1690464
At least kill me

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Feb 2020 00:15:08 No.1693497 Report

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>>1690464
Nigger

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