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Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 10:03:50 No.1685894 View View Reply Original Report

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Morning anon. Did you gather enough wood last night, so I can cook breakfast? Coffee? Eggs and Bacon? Then we can go hiking to the top of the mountain.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 10:08:45 No.1685900 Report

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lol no, i drank an entire bottle of rum and shat in the tent vestibule 'dabs' 'whips and nae naes' 'juujuu off the beat' and 'does the fornite dance' before succumbing to a ketamine overdose

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 10:42:54 No.1685905 Report

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Between the two of us there's more than enough wood to go around

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 10:55:29 No.1685908 Report

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>>1685894
>gather wood
>cook breakfast
>top of the mountain
Just use the fucking Jetboil I bought you to cook water and rehydrate some eggs, woman.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 11:09:14 No.1685911 Report

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>>1685908
>you dont have to tell me what happened, but you have to rehydrate theese eggs

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 11:12:11 No.1685912 Report

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>>1685911

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 11:26:12 No.1685915 Report

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>>1685911
That’s some good shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 12:21:43 No.1685930 Report

Quoted By: >>1685970

>>1685894
Traditionally, women are the ones who gather the fuel for fires because men bring home the bacon. Division of labor and job specialization is what society and civilization is built on. When you fuck with that, you destabilize civilization.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 14:31:54 No.1685970 Report

Quoted By: >>1686719 >>1688641

>>1685930
>>1685894

I get my GF to be my "wood witch" and go off and collect a bunch of wood while I prep food/chop big shit/prep to light the fire.

Also we both know who's the better cook...especially over the fire
>me

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 14:32:59 No.1685972 Report

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>>1685894
Fuck off incel

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 15:30:34 No.1686000 Report

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>>1685911
nice

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 17:05:41 No.1686054 Report

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This isn't a fucking game pussy! Grabs some oats and coffee and let's hit the road. Bears are all hibernating right now but wolves aren't and I'm pretty sure I can outrun you!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 20:45:15 No.1686173 Report

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>>1685894
I'll get some wood, Hon, but after the layoff, I don't think we're going to see bacon and eggs for awhile....

>*falls silent*

Sorry.... didn't mean to bring it up again.

We've got oatmeal, though! And I even got some sugar packets from the gas station while the guy wasn't looking!

So that's pretty good, right?.... Hon?.....

>*hides her face in her hands

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 21:08:03 No.1686182 Report

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>>1685894
>No results
H-hi there qt

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 21:11:41 No.1686184 Report

Quoted By: >>1686217

>>1685894
That’s a man

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 22:05:16 No.1686213 Report

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>>1685911
Lol.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 22:15:00 No.1686217 Report

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>>1686184
hot

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 23:34:22 No.1686261 Report

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>>1686173
Too real.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2020 00:50:43 No.1686293 Report

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>>1686173
Don't worry, anon. We will make it. Come look at this rainbow.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2020 01:38:49 No.1686315 Report

Quoted By: >>1686334 >>1688729

>>1685894
>Eggs and Bacon?
No, I don't murder animals.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2020 01:43:38 No.1686320 Report

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>>1685894
>>>/r9k/

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2020 01:52:23 No.1686326 Report

Quoted By: >>1688680

The arrangement when I bring my gf camping is :
I carry everything because she's only little,
She takes good care of me and makes me cum a lot, gives comfy back massages.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2020 02:06:43 No.1686334 Report

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>>1686315
kill yourself then faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2020 02:40:26 No.1686349 Report

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>>1685894
That’s a dude

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2020 10:43:58 No.1686490 Report

Quoted By: >>1686497 >>1686796 >>1686802

>>1686293
>camping naked
>mucking up my sleeping bag with her skid-mark arse germs.

Put some fucking knickers on, love.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2020 11:43:11 No.1686497 Report

Quoted By: >>1686498

>>1686490
You're not wiping properly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2020 11:51:07 No.1686498 Report

Quoted By: >>1686722

>>1686497
wiping is for casuals, it's all about the bidet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2020 13:08:16 No.1686525 Report

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>>1685894
The eggs are hard boiled.
The bacon was precooked

Boiled water with pocket rocket for coffee.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2020 18:38:40 No.1686683 Report

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>>1685911

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2020 18:41:17 No.1686685 Report

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>>1686173
Have sex, loser.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2020 19:40:50 No.1686719 Report

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>>1685970
kind of based

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2020 19:43:50 No.1686722 Report

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>>1686498
>out
>bidet
you're not thinking. Fascination with blasting your arse clouds your thoughts.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2020 22:11:35 No.1686796 Report

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>>1686490
>BUT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND NUDISM IS BASED AND NATUREPILLED HOW MANY MORE THREADS DO I HAVE TO CREATE TO MAKE YOU PRUDE PURITANS UNDERSTAND

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2020 22:22:59 No.1686802 Report

Quoted By: >>1688175

>>1686490
>Implying she doesn't have her own bag
Literally all the girls I know have sleeping bags, they aren't expensive

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2020 22:25:12 No.1686803 Report

Quoted By: >>1686808

>>1685894
I really want this, but good things come to those who wait

Focus on bettering yourself, and everything will fall into place. If you aren't happy on your own you won't find someone else

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2020 22:37:39 No.1686808 Report

Quoted By: >>1686875

>>1685911
Saved.

>>1686803
Dammit, not in the feels, man.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 31 Jan 2020 02:21:32 No.1686875 Report

Quoted By: >>1687040

>>1686808
>SCREENCAPPED! Time to post on /r/4chan!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 31 Jan 2020 03:29:04 No.1686902 Report

Quoted By: >>1688237 >>1688587

>>1686293
Women will leave you pretty fast if you lose a job and cant find a new one fast enough.
This happened to nearly every male when my old work shut down.
It was like rats off a sinking ship

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 31 Jan 2020 05:51:08 No.1686954 Report

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I would have liked too.
But in 3 years we never went camping once.
Bought countless supplies.
Discussed it at length.
Only for her to make up an excuse last minute.
What a complete waste of time.

Get a dog instead.
Improve yourself and enjoy your own self before trying to fill a void with a person you aren't compatible with.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 31 Jan 2020 14:11:21 No.1687040 Report

Quoted By: >>1688664

>>1686875
I saved it for /out/ humor thread. Just like I saved this for /k/ humor thread.
Eat shit and die.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 31 Jan 2020 14:28:43 No.1687046 Report

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>>1686173
eggs are hella cheap tho

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 31 Jan 2020 15:38:04 No.1687066 Report

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i cast finger of death because i am a lich

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 31 Jan 2020 16:16:39 No.1687076 Report

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>>1685911
It's been way too long since I last read that greentext.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Feb 2020 06:30:38 No.1687431 Report

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what are you doing in my tent sis?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Feb 2020 04:37:08 No.1687897 Report

Quoted By: >>1687901 >>1687934 >>1689944

>>1685911
I dont get it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 02 Feb 2020 04:39:35 No.1687901 Report

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>>1687897
hello newfriend

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Feb 2020 07:19:40 No.1687934 Report

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>>1687897
lol newfag i bet you can't even triforce

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Feb 2020 19:45:17 No.1688175 Report

Quoted By: >>1688679

>>1686802
>Literally all the girls I know have sleeping bags

That’s exactly my point - no girls have sleeping bags.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 02 Feb 2020 21:35:10 No.1688237 Report

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>>1686902
women are horrible

yang 2020

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2020 01:15:32 No.1688315 Report

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>>1685911
+1
God bless you anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2020 13:56:03 No.1688587 Report

Quoted By: >>1688601

>>1686902
You're probably an unbearable superficial cunt then, cause that's not for normal people.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2020 14:46:45 No.1688590 Report

Quoted By: >>1688602

>you wake up middle of the night to someone decapitating her with a knife

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2020 15:20:22 No.1688601 Report

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>>1688587
who are you calling superficial? the men whose women left them because they lost their jobs? explain your logic

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2020 15:21:23 No.1688602 Report

Quoted By: >>1688610

>>1688590
>that someone is you
>you're having an outer body experience and viewing the whole thing in third person

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2020 15:36:18 No.1688610 Report

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>>1688602
>you are also yelling allahu akbar and simultaneously decapitating yourself in third person

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2020 17:27:35 No.1688641 Report

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>>1685970
I also do this

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2020 18:26:55 No.1688664 Report

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>>1687040
>santabless
Fuck off

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2020 18:44:33 No.1688679 Report

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>>1688175
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2020 18:48:02 No.1688680 Report

Quoted By: >>1689276

>>1686326
based and smollwaifupilled

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2020 20:25:10 No.1688729 Report

Quoted By: >>1688735

>>1686315
>you get eggs by killing chickens

W E W L A D
E
W

L
A
D

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2020 20:37:25 No.1688735 Report

Quoted By: >>1688753 >>1688774

>>1688729
what happens to the male chicks in the egg industry?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2020 21:11:48 No.1688753 Report

Quoted By:

>>1688735
Sex change then in the grinder

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2020 21:16:24 No.1688754 Report

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>>1685911
Okay fuck lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2020 21:57:09 No.1688774 Report

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>>1688735
Ah yes, you’re quite right. My mistake. The male chicks are indeed killed for their eggs.

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Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2020 22:40:29 No.1688787 Report

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>>1685911

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2020 16:56:45 No.1689152 Report

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>>1685894
uhm of curse now get out of my tent asap

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2020 20:55:23 No.1689276 Report

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>>1688680
She’s a child

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Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2020 02:10:31 No.1689944 Report

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>>1685911
>>1687897
Here fren

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