>>1691327an interesting thing happened to me while i was in adirondack state park last summer.
My diet was crap and naturally, i had to shit real bad. But "fuck!", i thought, "there's fucking mosquito everywhere. my ass will be red for weeks if i leave it exposed to the open air for more than a second." up till then mosquitoes were the bane of my existence there. Stand still for a minute and you're as speckled with little red dots as as some crazy dude bum rushing the oval office
reluctantly, i dropped my pants because i was sure i would shit myself if i didn't go right this second. as an enema enthusiast, i am familiar with asshole fatigue. If you've got anything liquidy up there, you can only clench your asshole for so long before it forces its way out. But miraculously, no bugs. apparently none of them wanted business with me as i was crouching down in anticipation of a million little bug bites. i crouched there for five whole minutes shirting my brains out and not a bug for ten miles around wanted a single nibble.
have any of you had a similar experience? do humans naturally secrete a phartamone that says "get away bugs, im taking care of something important!"?
