Ok /out/, talk me out of buying a Glock 78 knife.

I want a knife that is better than my POS yard sale knockoffs which won't break the bank, will stand up to abuse and is actually practical to use for cutting food/wood/whittling/opening shit. I hear they're tough as old SS boot heels and while they're not the best knife ever for keeping an edge, they''ll take any abuse you can throw at them and look good while doing it.

I looked at the 81 model but I don't think the saw back is useful enough to justify; I can use a proper saw if I actually want to saw a log.