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Anonymous Sat 21 Mar 2020 20:59:23 No.1716357 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1716361 >>1716364 >>1716551 >>1716556 >>1716693 >>1716732 >>1716758 >>1717555

Hey frens, how is corona fucking your life?
I had a walk with mom and some family frens. I left the house for the first time in 5 days. Frens got a doggo and i got to walk the doggo for a bit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Mar 2020 21:06:23 No.1716361 Report

Quoted By: >>1716381 >>1716569

>>1716357
I've bee-n camping this whole time. There's a constuction site near my family house that's lined by forest and I go down at night and shriek really loud and they run back inside. Going to build an effigy soon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 21 Mar 2020 21:13:28 No.1716364 Report

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>>1716357
Lost my hemp farming job. Haven't left the house in three weeks because, despite living in an area with plenty of outdoor activities, tourists flock here every year.

I live with family, which is fine, but they keep violating isolation as advised by our state. They don't seem to give a shit that their way of life is fundamentally ending and it's driving my OCD up the wall. I'm seriously thinking about buying a plane ticket to Kauai and sleeping on an empty beach until this all blows over.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Mar 2020 21:43:44 No.1716381 Report

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>>1716361
This is fucking hilarious lad. Please post a picture of the effigy when completed. What is it going to be?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Mar 2020 02:50:16 No.1716551 Report

Quoted By: >>1716556 >>1716812

>>1716357
I spent the day teaching my young daughter to ride her two wheel bike. After 4 hours of hard work she finally got it. I’m such a proud daddy right now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Mar 2020 02:55:21 No.1716556 Report

Quoted By: >>1718077

>>1716551
Wholesome. Good on you and your daughter mate

>>1716357
I got laid off from my job I've worked so hard at the last 3 years. I'll find a new job when this thing blows over but I'll miss my amazing benefits and coworkers/friends...

In the mean time I'm enjoying spending more time with my family and soaking up some much needed sunshine

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Mar 2020 03:04:44 No.1716559 Report

Quoted By: >>1716564 >>1716752

I've spent 15 years working and studying in another country, and this year I finally qualify for residency but now I'm losing my job (tomorrow) and they've suspended visas. I can only stay legally until september so there's basically zero chance now. I've also just bought a vehicle and piles of camping gear because I'm surrounded by national parks where I live but those will be closing too, and I'll be homeless in about 10 days. My new sleeping bag is on order and hopefully comes next week because I'm going to need it.

Life = literally over

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Mar 2020 03:11:53 No.1716564 Report

Quoted By: >>1716567

>>1716559
Damn... Hang in there bro. I might be living in my 4x4 soon too. I guess we now have a good reason to enjoy the outdoors at this point in our lives... even if we're forced into it under these circumstances

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Mar 2020 03:14:19 No.1716567 Report

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>>1716564
I can't even collect unemployment benefits because I'm not a permanent resident. and if national parks close there's no /out/ to be had. i'll have to live in the truck in the city like a fucking bum

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Anonymous Sun 22 Mar 2020 03:29:17 No.1716569 Report

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>>1716361
why do i have a feeling you cover yourself in grease at night?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Mar 2020 11:03:42 No.1716693 Report

Quoted By: >>1716741 >>1718284

>>1716357
>doggo
WHAT THE FUCK IS A DOGGO, JUST CALL IT A FUCKING DOG, YOU FUCKING 15 YEAR OLD RETARDED ZOOMER CUNT, HOLY SHIT YOU CRINGY BASTARD FUCKING HELL YOUR A STUPID LARPING TWAT ITS A FUCKING DOG

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Mar 2020 13:34:43 No.1716732 Report

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>>1716357
>Currently working from home but will likely be out-of-work in a few weeks
>Planned trip to California (early May) has <1% chance of happening
>State parks are being flooded with people looking for things to do now that they're out-of-work and can't go anywhere else besides grocery stores and gas stations
>Even the state forests around here (that are usually empty outside of hunting season) will probably see an uptick in visitors now
>Rumors are swirling that interstate travel will be restricted next, so going to the next-closest state for outdoor recreation will soon be off-limits too

As soon as this coronavirus is contained I'm selling my house and moving out west like I should have done a year or two ago.

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Anonymous Sun 22 Mar 2020 14:10:33 No.1716741 Report

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>>1716693

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Anonymous Sun 22 Mar 2020 14:16:45 No.1716744 Report

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Life for me has mostly been unaffected. My job will not be shut down for anything short of a state mandated quarantine, so I'm still working, and I'm still going out for the most part. Only thing that changed is that I'm washing my hands more, and I'm working out at home now.

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Anonymous Sun 22 Mar 2020 14:18:01 No.1716746 Report

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>>1716364

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Anonymous Sun 22 Mar 2020 14:28:35 No.1716752 Report

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>>1716559
>Life = literally over
Dude, whatever. When the Mayan calendar ended what happend? We just switched to a new form of reckoning. Life isn't "over" for you, life just begins again.

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Anonymous Sun 22 Mar 2020 14:41:52 No.1716758 Report

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>>1716357
>how is corona fucking your life?
Not much. A little tight, I had 4 months off last fall, which i deserved and enjoyed, so cash is down. Visiting gf in second highest tourist destination in state and tourists are down, so that's nice. Gf is off for the last few weeks (1 day a week, so boohoo). I'm "critical function" so pretty much guaranteed work for next 10yrs +(super fat contract), so traffic has been GREAT! Stores are largely cleaned out of staples and pantry items, but I always prep, so have about 1.5 months of food without rationing and I could lose abt 4-6#s anyway, so good there. Went for a drive yesterday and the recent snow fall was GORGEOUS! Bought all my plague preps a month and a half ago in mid January, so saw this coning. Lovin' the pandemic, so far. Keeping a PMA increases my immunity, so hell yeah! Fuck the Modelo Virus!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Mar 2020 16:15:02 No.1716812 Report

Quoted By: >>1716815 >>1717470

>>1716551
Is having daughters the ultimate cuckoldry?
I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.
Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.
As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Mar 2020 16:20:36 No.1716815 Report

Quoted By: >>1717563

>>1716812
>Imagine being such a loser incel you write this to feel better about failing at the purpose of life, procreation.
Ha ha, faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Mar 2020 20:12:11 No.1717470 Report

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>>1716812
Lame ass copy pasta. Low quality, son. Raise your game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Mar 2020 21:50:23 No.1717555 Report

Quoted By: >>1718010

>>1716357
I'm stuck in Key Largo. I took a job at a private resort for the winter but as of Sunday all lodging business are closed, so they're laying off all but a skeleton crew and closing employee housing. I'm permanently nomadic so I don't have a dwelling anywhere else, all I have right now is a Subaru with a bad wheel bearing. Some of my coworkers are letting me camp in their backyard for a while until I can get my car fixed and get a few other things sorted, but after that I don't know. I was supposed to go back to Alaska this summer to work as a river guide but that's likely not going to happen, tourism jobs in general are delayed or canceled. I know an old coworker whose family runs a blueberry farm in Oregon, they hire a pretty big summer crew and food production seems like a safer bet for jobs right now. Or if I can get some unemployment flowing I might bum around the Keys a while longer and see if the resort reopens, it's kind of a crappy job but my boss said they'd hire me back.

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Anonymous Mon 23 Mar 2020 22:00:26 No.1717563 Report

Quoted By: >>1717797 >>1717935

>>1716815
>the only purpose in life is cooming
damn bro that is sad

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Mar 2020 04:53:15 No.1717797 Report

Quoted By: >>1717935

>>1717563
>cooming
Masturbation doesn't count.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Mar 2020 07:34:33 No.1717845 Report

Quoted By: >>1717953

>>1716567
National Forests and BLM land is still usable

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Mar 2020 11:43:32 No.1717935 Report

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>>1717563
>>1717797
>ending your lineage for the rest of us
Thx bros! Too many people anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Mar 2020 12:16:46 No.1717953 Report

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>>1717845
Yeah but wrong country fren

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Mar 2020 14:43:15 No.1718010 Report

Quoted By: >>1718052

>>1717555
>permanently nomadic so I don't have a dwelling anywhere else, all I have right now is a Subaru with a bad wheel bearing
So do you wish now that you had developed and cultivated a growing, sustainable career choice, pearl diver?

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Anonymous Tue 24 Mar 2020 16:29:52 No.1718052 Report

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>>1718010
No, I like my life and while I'm frustrated by the current situation I know I have skills and connections that can help me recover from it. I'm not specialized in anything, but I'm generalized in a lot of things and am not solely dependent on one skillset to earn a living. Plus I have no real debt so I'll have nothing to catch up on once I start working again, it'll be pure income.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Mar 2020 17:26:51 No.1718077 Report

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>>1716556
What was your job? That seems awful fast for a full lay off

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Mar 2020 00:26:55 No.1718280 Report

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>shenandoahnps PARK UPDATE March 24, 2020
>About 100 miles of the famous Appalachian Trail (A.T.) run through Shenandoah National Park. Along our portion of the trail are huts, shelters, and cabins maintained by the Potomac Appalachian Trail Club, an all volunteer organization that donates countless hours toward maintaining the A.T. and its associated resources.
>At this time A.T. huts and cabins in Shenandoah National Park are closed.
>We’d also like to share with you this message from the Appalachian Trail Conservancy's President and CEO:
>In these unprecedented times, I am making an unprecedented request: please stay away from the Appalachian Trail (A.T.). Whether your hike is for a couple of hours or a couple of days, staying away from the Trail minimizes the spread or contraction of COVID-19.

aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Mar 2020 00:36:14 No.1718284 Report

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>>1716693
This, "doggo" is 100% genuine pure fucking reddit.

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