/out/ - Outdoors » Thread #1728563

>>1728566
>>1728567
>man goes out bouldering
>takes his crash pad
>gets a couple of climbs in
>it starts to rain
>throws on rain jacket
>picks up pad
>heads home
OP:
>wtf is this
>fucking idiot
>god I hate patagonia
>he should just wear a waxed loden
>wtf even is that on his back fucking cuck
>he's not really out like me
pic related.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO op.jpg, 126KiB, 1200x689

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 17:14:57 No.1728577 Report

Quoted By:

>>1728576
just shoot me now. pic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 18:17:53 No.1728612 Report

Quoted By: >>1728858 >>1729085 >>1729329 >>1730580 >>1730603 >>1732059

>>1728569

God thats retarded, why not just go around the rock?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 18:19:40 No.1728614 Report

Quoted By: >>1728631 >>1729085

>>1728569
So you carry this fuck off huge mat, dump it on the floor and climb about 5 metres in a straight line? Seems like a waste of time anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 18:21:20 No.1728618 Report

Quoted By: >>1728627 >>1728639

>>1728576
>bet that crash pad ain't even 100% wool

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 18:37:39 No.1728625 Report

Quoted By:

>>1728566
This. Saw some guys on the trail with one and had to ask them wtf it was.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 18:39:14 No.1728627 Report

Quoted By:

>>1728618
This made me chuckle. Thank you anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 18:44:35 No.1728631 Report

Quoted By: >>1729333

>>1728614
I guess you just pray you land on the 4x4 pillow when you fall

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 18:50:53 No.1728639 Report

Quoted By: >>1728664 >>1728665 >>1728809

>>1728618
i only climb with organic pads below me

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 19:15:08 No.1728663 Report

Quoted By:

>>1728576
>many such cases!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 19:15:59 No.1728664 Report

Quoted By:

>>1728639
I pack a pillow case and stuff it with leaves. I also trained myself to need only 4 oz of water a day. All my gear combined is less than 10 pounds.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 19:17:54 No.1728665 Report

Quoted By: >>1728730 >>1728818

>>1728639 #
I pack a pillow case and stuff it with leaves. I also trained myself to need only 4 oz of water a day. All my gear combined is less than 10 pounds, or 1/4 of my body weight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 20:50:12 No.1728730 Report

Quoted By:

>>1728665
based ul poster

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 21:04:41 No.1728740 Report

Quoted By: >>1729076

>>1728576
It honestly is a dumb marketing ad though, nobody goes to boulder if there's a chance to rain, but then again, looks like PNW where it DOESN'T rain like....two weeks out of the year.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 22:35:27 No.1728809 Report

Quoted By:

>>1728639
Organic is a brand that makes crash pads, kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 22:47:50 No.1728818 Report

Quoted By:

>>1728665
10lbs?!?!? The human body cant support such a load! I have trained myself to crawl inside my own ass instead of bringing any form of shelter, this has brought my pack (actually just what I can hold in my hands) down to 9.9lbs!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 22:56:16 No.1728827 Report

Quoted By: >>1729085 >>1730524

>>1728569
Why don't you just wear it on your back and then fall onto it to get back down?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2020 23:25:56 No.1728858 Report

Quoted By:

>>1728612
This guy is onto something...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 05:50:35 No.1729076 Report

Quoted By: >>1729147

>>1728740
Or the UK, where if you didn't just go out and take advantage of any dry spell you'd never get any go out

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 06:03:53 No.1729082 Report

Quoted By: >>1729083 >>1729155 >>1729326

>>1728566
>He can't be coming from bouldering
You need a fucking backstory on ads? Who the fuck even watches ads?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 06:09:59 No.1729083 Report

Quoted By: >>1729155

>>1729082
OP, and seems to take persaonal offense when they confuse him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 06:14:29 No.1729085 Report

Quoted By: >>1729375 >>1729411

>>1728612
>>1728614
>>1728827
These are the people you share this board with.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 10:12:39 No.1729147 Report

Quoted By: >>1729161 >>1729191 >>1729193

>>1729076
I dont get this shit
Ive lived across uk this meme is so lame
Its dry for days at a time, hasnt rained for 3 days where i am now
Even in the lake district you get a couple dry days quite often
Uk is not some tropical forest of intermittent downpours

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 10:31:38 No.1729155 Report

Quoted By: >>1729392

>>1729082
Ads need to make sense, dipshit.
>>1729083
OP didn't even know it was a bouldering pad, are you an idiot?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 10:45:08 No.1729161 Report

Quoted By: >>1729193

>>1729147
Its hasn't rained here for about week now. East Midlands.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO coghlans_egg_suitcase_turtle.png, 103KiB, 500x455

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 10:49:41 No.1729164 Report

Quoted By:

page 2 of the Coghlan's catalgue

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO SET.jpg, 187KiB, 810x810

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 11:05:35 No.1729171 Report

Quoted By:

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1273657822111.jpg, 192KiB, 791x791

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 11:06:53 No.1729172 Report

Quoted By: >>1729332 >>1729334 >>1729340

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 11:56:32 No.1729191 Report

Quoted By:

>>1729147
mate wat

south west here, in February the sun didn't come out for like 25 days, and it rained for 15 of those

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 12:08:40 No.1729193 Report

Quoted By: >>1729285

>>1729147
>Waaa my anecdotal experience defines the weather
Doesn't work like that bud. The UK is objectively a wet island.
>>1729161
>East Midlands
>Dryest part of the UK
>Also no decent /out/ what so ever
I live in this region as well. It's dry (er than the rest of the UK), but it's flat farmland. Who cares what the weather is like here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 14:58:30 No.1729285 Report

Quoted By: >>1729305

>>1729193
>Also no decent /out/ what so ever
What, Cannock Chase isn't good enough for you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 15:18:58 No.1729305 Report

Quoted By:

>>1729285
>Forest Segway
Lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 15:46:38 No.1729326 Report

Quoted By: >>1729358 >>1729392

>>1729082
>bouldering with rain in the forecast
Yeah, no. I'd just go to the climbing gym. That anon is correct, ad is retarded.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 15:50:10 No.1729329 Report

Quoted By:

>>1728612
>t 180 IQ overlander

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 15:53:48 No.1729332 Report

Quoted By:

>>1729172
w-whipsnake edition

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 15:55:14 No.1729333 Report

Quoted By:

>>1728631
Retards love their false sense of security.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 15:55:34 No.1729334 Report

Quoted By: >>1729337 >>1729349

>>1729172
His nose looks like it's photoshopped to be giant.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 16:04:41 No.1729337 Report

Quoted By: >>1729342 >>1729349

>>1729334
His arms look skinny too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 16:06:14 No.1729340 Report

Quoted By:

>>1729172
Oy vey, check out that schnoz

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 16:06:46 No.1729342 Report

Quoted By:

>>1729337
wtf they really do, lil stick arms.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO schnozman.gif, 83KiB, 269x435

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 16:13:10 No.1729349 Report

Quoted By:

>>1729334
>>1729337
I went and found the original. Pretty funny shoop.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 16:21:57 No.1729358 Report

Quoted By: >>1729359

>>1729326
>No gym in the area
>Got a project youre super pumped to work on
>Taking every chance to get out there and work on it
Anon you sound lame.
>Oh no there's a chance of rain I best climb in side wa wa wa

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 16:23:48 No.1729359 Report

Quoted By:

>>1729358
Yeah, still a retarded ad no matter how you cut it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 16:48:01 No.1729372 Report

Quoted By: >>1729394

>what are those?
>are you gonna climb that?
>what if you fall?
>are those heavy?
>are you gonna go all the way up there?
>is that a bed?
>isn't that dangerous?
lmao boulderers can't catch a break from the questions even when they're online

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 16:51:29 No.1729375 Report

Quoted By:

>>1729085
Lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 16:55:14 No.1729377 Report

Quoted By:

Keeping with the bouldering theme, with a nod to Steve Climber
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_sfXPcUTis

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 17:27:49 No.1729392 Report

Quoted By: >>1730686

>>1729155
>>1729326
You've never encountered a shower of rain when outdoors? Do you even go outdoors?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 17:31:11 No.1729394 Report

Quoted By:

>>1729372
I’ve been asked if I was doing yoga before when hiking out...

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO Backshot.jpg, 21KiB, 600x600

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2020 17:55:47 No.1729411 Report

Quoted By:

>>1729085
Yes that's me. #3 You replied to.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO checkmate.jpg, 104KiB, 981x573

Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 03:33:25 No.1730524 Report

Quoted By:

>>1728827

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 04:57:12 No.1730580 Report

Quoted By: >>1732247

>>1728612
because it's there

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 05:24:00 No.1730603 Report

Quoted By: >>1732067

>>1728612
This

Why not just get a bus to the end of the hike tbqh

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO So-Fluffy.jpg, 336KiB, 2000x3000

Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 05:24:55 No.1730606 Report

Quoted By:

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Apr 2020 08:57:08 No.1730686 Report

Quoted By:

>>1729392
No, because I live in Las Vegas, where bouldering and rock climbing don't get impeded by dumb weather. Case in point: that's one of the reasons why Honnold decided to move here, the other being because there's a plethora of places here to climb. Have seen him at the gym multiple times, even saw him with Jared Leto a year ago.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Apr 2020 23:58:36 No.1732059 Report

Quoted By:

>>1728612
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Apr 2020 00:09:17 No.1732067 Report

Quoted By:

>>1730603
loop hiking is just as retarded as bouldering/rock climbing

hiking is to get to places that you can't get to without hiking. it's a method of transportation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Apr 2020 02:45:41 No.1732247 Report

Quoted By:

>>1730580
Incredibly based

Capcode	All Only User Posts Only Verified Posts Only Moderator Posts Only Manager Posts Only Admin Posts Only Developer Posts Only Founder Posts
Show Posts	All Only With Images Only Without Images Only Spoiler Images Only Non-Spoiler Images
Deleted Posts	All Only Deleted Posts Only Non-Deleted Posts
Ghost Posts	All Only Ghost Posts Only Non-Ghost Posts
Post Type	All Only Sticky Threads Only Opening Posts Only Reply Posts
Results	All Grouped By Threads
Order	Latest Posts First Oldest Posts First

On these archives

Your latest searches

Ridiculous pics from gear ads