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Poop is biodegradable.
Your toilet paper is litter.
Pooping directly in the river gives you an opportunity to clean your sphincter better than using toilet paper.
Therefore, pooping directly in the river is the most environmentally friendly, hygienic solution to the age-old problem of where to drop a log.
Your toilet paper is litter.
Pooping directly in the river gives you an opportunity to clean your sphincter better than using toilet paper.
Therefore, pooping directly in the river is the most environmentally friendly, hygienic solution to the age-old problem of where to drop a log.